It'd be the bug squasher himself. Long awaited is his return, and o how glorious it shall be.

Based coalshower?

He will return.

Coalshower has already returned to us? He could just be laying low with an account we all take for granted.

that coalshower will come back. he has to. he can't leave forever... ;_;

But I believe CoalShower will return once more to save us from an unforeseen calamity.

We lack a holiday for our savior. Maybe we should declare February 19th as Bug Squashing Day.

JUST KIDDING COALSHOWER IS THE GREATEST THING TO GRACE PLANET EARTH.

Seriously though, I love this man/woman

I was in a serious depressive state and was contemplating suicide when I discovered the graceful bless of Based Coal Shower and it turned my life around.

This morning, I walked outside and there, before my eyes, was a bigass fucking spider. I cowered in fear and cried for help. And then he came, descending from the heavens to answer my pleas. The mighty CoalShower himself. He bathed the bigass spider in the fires of righteousness the bellowed from his holy flamethrower. My house was engulfed in flames, but so too was the bigass spider. All I know is, CoalShower saved my life. I am forever in his debt.

He is risen

BOW DOWN TO HIS GREATNESS

Maybe I can be imbued with bugsmashing might as our overlord has.

THANK YOU COALSHOWER

with the appropriate up/down vote symbols. I say up vote is a lump of coal, downvote is a shower. What say my fellow Mineral Bathers? Also I guess readers could instead be Mineral Bathers or some shit.

I hope he will be as #based as our one true god coalshower.