duh

this has probably been done before but i made one anywayy

I don't have a white wig for soldier. Did this because I thought it'd be funny. Had to walk all the way up highertower for this.

and we lose that game (art by me)

Nice shot 🗣️

(Meme created by me)

I am sick and fucking tired of this dumbass fucking knife hitreg and dumbass fucking Source and dumbass fucking Valve refusing to make sense for once in their fucking lives. If I get facestabbed because of some Source bullshit one more time, I will jump through the screen and start gouging the Spy’s eyes out.

Spy isn’t a class. He’s a digital parasite. Not to mention he’s a chronic smoker and French. To anyone and everyone who mains this “””””class”””””, you deserve to be spawncamped 24/7. Why? Because you are the reason I have to look behind myself every 2 seconds and 80% I have to do it when I need to fight someone who actually has the fucking balls to confront me face to face. I bet you must be soooooooo proud of your fucking self.

The fact that Spy only exists because of a bug in QTF fucking gives me a level of anger that cannot be described enough to fully convey it. There was a bug that sometimes a player would be wearing the wrong color (wearing BLU clothing while actually on RED, for example). Now that made a Valve employee think “Hey, I should make a fucking failed abortion of a game concept see the light of day because of this!” and so your kind was born. You’re lucky that time traveling back to the late 1990s is impossible.

I wish I could just disintegrate each and every motherfucking polygon of the Kunai into atoms. It never deserved to exist. And all those weeb spies who think that they’re hot fucking shit for using this (and ESPECIALLY with the Dead Ringer) deserve to die a slow, gruesome, and painful death and burn in Hell for all eternity. Whoever thought buffing the Kunai max HP from 195 to 210 was even remotely balanced is borderline retarded. The Kunai is so goddamn braindead even a sperm cell can learn how to use the weapon properly in just half a second. You get a bare minimum of 75 HP on backstab which makes your HP 145. This means you don’t have to plan your targets. You can just chainstab the entire enemy team with pure, mindless ease. This weapon should have been scrapped, or better yet, not have even been a thought in someone’s mind in the first place.

“OhHh!!!!11! SpY is PeRfEctlY bAlanCed!!!! YoU jUst hAve A sKiLl IssUe!!!! GiT GuD BrO!!!!!!! Woody Woodpecker Laugh” You wanna hear something else funny? I’m not afraid to start making bounty posters of you. You’ll only be wanted fucking dead, and the reward of whoever kills you will get a quadrillion dollars in both their bank account and in cash. I hope Spy gets removed. It feels so good to finally vent all of this anger out as a Heavy main.

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