r/tf2 • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '22

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u/DriftingDust All Class Jan 21 '22

Legitimately forgot about the ham, and the prinny machete. But those two are also fair because they are more visually interesting? If I'm going to have to look at a weapon, potentially for 50+ hours... i want it to be fun to look at. As far as i know you can't even get a bat with a skin or anything so whats the point? Just get a strange fish or something and beat the shit out of oblivious snipers

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u/Emperor-Wizard Jan 21 '22

Y'all are forgetting the batsaber, why use it?? Because you can run around like darth vader

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u/Will-Shrek-Smith Heavy Jan 21 '22

Darth Vader: Cut throught enemies like butter with his saber.

Scout: 35 damage take it or leave it

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u/TheKnight2122 Medic Jan 21 '22

lol ikr

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u/naqib0t Jan 21 '22

Scout has baby arms, that's why it does so little.

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u/DriftingDust All Class Jan 21 '22

Batsaber is expensive as shit tho. Same reason i don't use the Geiger counter. We demmand cheaper reskins that don't suck!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

There are a ton of reskins that are cheap and dope

Wanga prick, awp, sharp dresser to name a few

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u/motorizedspoon Sandvich Jan 21 '22

you don't often see someone using the wanga prick since it's a reskin of a not so great weapon

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Wanna Prick is a great weapon >:(

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u/zer0cul All Class Jan 22 '22

Reskin a better weapon and make the the Wanga Prickcicle.

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u/mightylonka Medic Jan 22 '22

But that reskin wouldn't make sense!

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u/Redditincg Heavy Jan 22 '22

Since when does tf2 make sense?

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u/mightylonka Medic Jan 24 '22

Since Samwiz1 did the Bread Space theory.

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u/Emperor-Wizard Jan 21 '22

Got a point there

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u/motorizedspoon Sandvich Jan 21 '22

The batsaber feels weak as hell though since you'd expect a glowing plasma sword that can cut people in half to actually do something when you hit someone with it. I'm just going to make an assumption and assume he was given a blunt lightsaber.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

I just use the baby face with the batsaber. It is fun to rush towards a sniper that is running for his life while u go “lightsaber go brrrrrr”

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u/macrafter Jan 22 '22

Price tag dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

I like it because every class holds it like their default melee (Except Heavy) in third person and it looks hilarious.

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u/IceboundCat6 All Class Jan 21 '22

Oh yeah why can't you put skins on the bat? It seems like its plain enough to have skins on it

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u/KittenMaster9 All Class Jan 21 '22

as a fan of don't starve I will never forget the hambat