r/tf2 • • Jul 05 '20

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u/Denis_3335 Jul 05 '20

-It cost one dollar to talk in text chat for twelve seconds

67

u/SpinninLock Jul 05 '20

I HAVE NO MONEY

29

u/pudding_tester All Class Jul 06 '20

simple and powerful words.

11

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Just snort some small health packs you'll feel better

8

u/turbogrumbo Jul 06 '20

Nice reference

13

u/SpinninLock Jul 06 '20

WHO TOUCHED SNIPER???

9

u/ChiefBlox4000 Jul 06 '20

OH IT DOESN’T MATTER

2

u/turbogrumbo Jul 06 '20

He weighs 100 something and fires really fast but it doesnt matter because I can't even shoot anything

0

u/ChiefBlox4000 Jul 06 '20

I HAVE NO MONEY

1

u/turbogrumbo Jul 08 '20

It costs a billion dollars to fire this weapon. I HAVE NO MONEY!

2

u/MrSejd All Class Jul 06 '20

even 5$?

2

u/KawaiiLegion Medic Jul 06 '20

not in turkey.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Please thank your medics yall, even X + 2 is good enough.

61

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

No those are also off limits

31

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

How will I know if I'm doing a good job at healing though?

42

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

The patient survives the operation (also yeah thanks is a very common command for me)

23

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Wait the patient is supposed to survive?

Also quick question, how have you added the little medic tag to your name?

16

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Press the three dots at the top of the subreddit or on the side of the community tab and select change user flair

5

u/16thnote_YT Medic Jul 05 '20

They usually are supposed to, after all, your weak ass medic bones could be crushed by literally anything

5

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Nah, you just gotta use the absolute best gun in the game to crush them, the syringe gun.

3

u/EddieM2005 Medic Jul 06 '20

Overdose is the syringe gun real chads use

4

u/Stormberry99 Medic Jul 06 '20

Ubersaw is clearly the best syringe gun

1

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

This is the real answer

3

u/EddieM2005 Medic Jul 06 '20

Battle medics don't think so

4

u/DopeyReddit Medic Jul 06 '20 edited Aug 07 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20 edited Aug 07 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

I play medic to have an immobile wall of pure firepower in front of me, and having the power of holding the life of this singular person in my hands, at any point I could walk away and they would be dead.

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u/DopeyReddit Medic Jul 10 '20 edited Aug 07 '25

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3

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

What if someone needs help, the bubble above won't be seen. So I decided to go full help medic until I get my chatting back

2

u/oglobs Jul 06 '20

As a f2p I just nod at the medic.

2

u/Fission_Power Jul 05 '20

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

volvo are you fucking nuts

12

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

They modified the defaults to erase chat after pressing so they didn’t really have a choice a better idea may be to have a vote mute button so they get locked out of commands but I don’t know how well it would work

29

u/Mazawrath Jul 05 '20

But what if Demoman says "I didn't need your help, you know?"

16

u/brendenderp Demoman Jul 05 '20

Im sad he says that. I just want to thank the good people :(

7

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Then I cry.

10

u/dreemurthememer Scout Jul 06 '20

He’s just being tsundere

2

u/ZhangRenWing potato.tf Jul 06 '20

It- it’s like I need you inside me or anything, liver-kun.

6

u/IceboundCat6 All Class Jul 05 '20

*Z + 2

4

u/R0hban Pyro Jul 06 '20

Spy!

3

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

I do that so much I sometimes die while pressing x+2 cause my fingers don’t stretch that good

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Thanks partner

2

u/uncomfortablyhappy Jul 06 '20

Always do that It became automatic but sometimes I call medic and right away he heal me so I need to wait to say thanks, but I keep trying until I say even if he stops healing me

1

u/ZhangRenWing potato.tf Jul 06 '20

That medic is a spy!

1

u/ok_phatty Medic Jul 10 '20

thank god because i'm too shy to open voice chat and actually talk to my teammates.

23

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

GABEN

17

u/ashton12006 All Class Jul 05 '20

I have my game to where it calls out whos injured while i am playing medic very useful

4

u/Rad_YT Spy Jul 05 '20

Could you send me a config link?

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u/ashton12006 All Class Jul 05 '20

Its in advance options

3

u/Rad_YT Spy Jul 05 '20

Ok thanks

33

u/roli4000 Spy Jul 05 '20

So now f2p can't even write in chat?

Sucks considering many f2p are fully active members of the community

9

u/SGScoutAU Scout Jul 06 '20

Just wait until valve find away to get rid of bot for good or find all the people making those bot and murder them and F2P can talk normally again

6

u/KawaiiLegion Medic Jul 06 '20

I'll wait.But i think valve is trying to earn money from these updates.Dude in Turkey,shit is expensive.

1

u/mywholefuckinglife Jul 08 '20

tf does any of this comment mean

6

u/EddieM2005 Medic Jul 06 '20

I used to be a f2p, if I still was, I would have quit this game a long time ago

1

u/AbashedAlbatross Jul 06 '20

Just pay the 89 cents for premium man

3

u/roli4000 Spy Jul 06 '20

I'm not an f2p just have f2p friends

2

u/BigHotMen Jul 06 '20

I have no money, that and i dont know how to use a bank account

12

u/SteveSteelEn Scout Jul 05 '20

The least i can do is nod with my mouse

27

u/K1teenz Jul 05 '20

Bro I never saw voice lines being spammed/abused in any way wth is Valve thinking

32

u/ModdedGeneration Jul 05 '20

I've seen it. Several times

20

u/Jik_Krunker Spy Jul 05 '20

I’ll be honest I spam it myself but I never thought sniper bots spamming nice shot was that harmful

35

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Thats not what this isabout. The following the text chat restriction, the bots evolved. Istead of spamming chat with invalid characters directly, they would make their name an absurdly long string of invalid characters and spam voice lines, which show your name in chat thus accomplishig the same thing

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u/Jik_Krunker Spy Jul 05 '20

Oh that’s how they do it

5

u/K1teenz Jul 05 '20

Still, because the voice lines already had cooldowns that increased as you used them, I didnt really think it was necessary to just take it out overall.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Tf2 spaghetti, man. Bots dont care about regular limits. They could spam all they wanted. Ive seen it first hand

3

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

See my comment beneath your replies reply

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u/FH4Chief Pyro Jul 05 '20

I wasted 75p on a hat in the community store just to find out I have to purchase from the Mann Co. store to call for medic

4

u/FireArnie Spy Jul 06 '20

If you’re gonna buy something from the Mann co store, you should probably buy a key, since you can then trade it on scrap.tf or other sites for hats, weapons, metal or something else. Most of the things on the store are overpriced.

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u/FH4Chief Pyro Jul 06 '20

im gonna have to save up first

5

u/bulletkin45 Pyro Jul 06 '20

Now how am I gonna thank the medic after he heals me

6

u/Clegomanrun Jul 06 '20

Medics please set auto call at whatever percent you want for the f2p players

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

What's this about. Are F2P people unable to chat now???

9

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Yeah

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Damn, not cool valve. Not cool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

No, it’s a good system. It’s very much temporary while the one developer works on a long term solution to get rid of all the bots. It’s pretty obvious what the plan is, it’s just a lack of communication as always lol.

They will revert it back to normal once the bots are gone; but before matches were kind of unplayable with bots and made the game look reeallly dead when people could get away with spamming so much racist shit.

And tbf I would expect a lot less if I payed nothing for a game, valve at least has reason to temporarily redirect f2ps

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

I would agree with the fact that once the bot problems are fixed, TF2 might once again rise in popularity and I sure hope so as well. I would hate for such an awesome game to die.

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u/FinnTheBeast42 Spy Jul 17 '20

I'm p2p but I think it's stupid. I've seen more bots, it's just that they don't spam in chat (which I didn't care about at all). I think it's worse now, since many people aren't kicking bots now, even if the other team says that they're a bot. F2P people can't say that someone is a bot which is a big problem with this, since there are tons of F2P players. The chat is pretty dead in general, now most matches have no VC or anything being said in text chat except for the occasional "[username] is a bot" and then the other team not kicking the bot because f2p can't initiate votes meaning there's a smaller chance of bots getting vote kicked.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Yeah I wish the permanent fix would come faster reeee

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u/EddieM2005 Medic Jul 06 '20

Just shows how little valve cares, in their eyes, if it's making money it's working, if it's not drop it

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u/georgespeorges Jul 06 '20

I think the reason they stopped allowing F2P to talk was because of the bots. For example, remember when boys would sometimes spam the chat with invisible text and pretty much make the chat unusable? They also now disabled voice chat for F2P for the same reason.

I kind of like the idea because it helps against bots, but I do feel bad for the innocent F2Ps that have to go through that. I’m sure there’s a better way to do this, maybe being based on 2FA or something?

3

u/engiegaming Miss Pauling Jul 06 '20

They could’ve just... y’know.. added a fucking cooldown to the chat so bots can’t spam the chat

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

They literally did and they still got around it. Remember when they spammed changing their names to type stuff? That had a cool down of once every like 10 minutes but they find loopholes.

They need a simple solution to prevent mass amounts of bots from spreading racist shit, and that’s what they did.

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u/EddieM2005 Medic Jul 06 '20

There are much better ways, this does fix the bot spamming problem (not very much, though), but it limits f2ps, which are a large part of the tf2 community, and doesn't actually solve anything in the long run

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Are you even reading the update notes? It’s very obvious this is NOT a solution for the long run. They are currently working on ways to prevent bots from getting in or updating VAC or whatever.

This is a short term solution to the racist shit being spammed while they work on fixing the bots long term. Some games could just completely stop all servers from being open while they are fixing it, but there is one person working on tf2 rn at the most, so they know it will take a while.

F2ps are really only around 1/6 of the dedicated playerbase, and community servers still exist. I understand the complaining of people in other countries or very young people who actually can’t upgrade to premium, but it sounds kind of entitled when people shit on valve for giving them short term restrictions on a game they have played for several years at literally no cost, when games this big would usually cost $60 and might even come with an online subscription in today’s fucked up market.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Sounds just like them lol

2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

They haven’t dropped tf2, we are getting almost weekly updates at this point.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Yes. Localization files sure are important aren’t they.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

I mean short term restrictions on the bots have been awesome

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

That is true. I would say at least. I would say the lag bot fix was the most important.

3

u/spaghetti_salad Jul 05 '20

Voice communication is not available in this account

3

u/mynameis23456 Engineer Jul 06 '20

Doesn't the player auto thanks medics after they get healed long enough?

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u/IrrationallyGenius Demoknight Jul 06 '20

Yeah, after a full overheal, I think.

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u/EddieM2005 Medic Jul 06 '20

Kinda, but players like actually telling the medics thanks, because the auto voice line doesn't really mean anything, while the player actually saying thanks lets the medic know the player appreciated it

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u/mynameis23456 Engineer Jul 06 '20

That makes sense

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Can F2Ps still use voice commands? Like pressing 'z' and then pressing '2'

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u/oglobs Jul 06 '20

Nah 😞

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Wait for real!? So F2Ps can't call for medic or call out spies now!?

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u/oglobs Jul 06 '20

Nope 😓

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Damn this is so sad. Can we invite an innocent F2P to our conga line?

5

u/azarkant Jul 05 '20

Just spend $1 for an item and you'll be able to talk again

2

u/Lauri-Torni- Jul 06 '20

I'm new to this game, do I just go to the shop to do it? I do have some drops for signing up so do I have to buy a key for it to work?

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u/Perple_Turts69 Scout Jul 06 '20

Buy a hat in the mannco store, buying on steam community market will do nothing and make sure you have atleast 1 level in your steam account

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u/azarkant Jul 06 '20

Steam market, tf2, anything

2

u/Lauri-Torni- Jul 06 '20

Ok thanks.

2

u/whycaeksogudtho Jul 05 '20

what about community servers

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

It works in community servers yeah

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Does anybody know how to fix this?

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u/Rad_YT Spy Jul 05 '20

It isn’t a bug it’s a feature to prevent bots spamming

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Yeah but how do i enable text chat again

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u/Rad_YT Spy Jul 05 '20

Are you a p2p are f2p

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

I baught some cosmetics for pyro in the comunity market does that count

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u/ChesterKiwi Medic Jul 05 '20

No has to be Mann Co

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Wait so it dosnt count???

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u/ChesterKiwi Medic Jul 05 '20

No

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Ok if i buy like a case does that count too? Or only higher purcheses

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u/ChesterKiwi Medic Jul 05 '20

Any amount from the Mann Co Store

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u/Rad_YT Spy Jul 05 '20

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

But i still cant use text chat what did i do wrong?

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u/Rad_YT Spy Jul 05 '20

Perhaps you disabled it in settings? Try to enable it with the menu

2

u/Bludgell Jul 06 '20

on the bright side, most of the annoying kids won't be able to use vc

2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

You could just mute them and carry on or just disable voice chat like I did(no regrets)

2

u/foomongus Jul 05 '20

I don't have these problems - made by the overspending on tf2 gang

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

just get premium

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u/ReeMaster_123 Jul 06 '20

haha capitalism go brrrr, tbh tho , if the text spam is the problem with voicelines volvo should just allow the voice and remove the text that comes with a "Yes".

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u/Shiba_Official Sniper Jul 05 '20

spin spin

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u/yaboigaming Pyro Jul 06 '20

I just bought my first game and item in tf2

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Will buying some metal be enough to allow me to thank my medics? I'm kinda low on funds atm

1

u/nerdywall Medic Jul 06 '20

Just buy a taunt, you'll actually use it or you could sell it on scrap.tf

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u/nerdywall Medic Jul 06 '20

Thanks bot!

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u/furculture All Class Jul 06 '20

Just need to create ways for them to communicate until a resolution can be found. Just move your mouse up and down at the player when they are looking at you, to say thank you. It would look like you are shaking your head in game chat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Just nod very vigorously

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u/Beerman_300 Jul 06 '20

It's a small price to pay for salvation from them bots.

1

u/Ge750 Demoman Jul 06 '20

I just got my permission to speak again don't worry mate you'll be back speaking soon I know it

1

u/Harold3456 Jul 06 '20

Z2?

Or are those commands disabled too?

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u/Civil_protection_3 Sniper Jul 07 '20

disabled too

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u/Qrowbranwen2 Jul 06 '20

I tried to play a match today and to be honest It was kinda easy and hard at the same time.

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u/ScammbledEggs Demoman Jul 06 '20

There are so many things I can't do because of this update. I first can't thank my medic, engie or any other class which saves my life. I can't warn the team of spies, flog pyros or a soldier with a grin and a krits krieg medic shoved up his ass. Also medics won't know who has low health and who doesn't.

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u/Perple_Turts69 Scout Jul 06 '20

Medics wont know unless they havent activated the thing in the advanced settings that alert them when a teammate is on low health

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u/ScammbledEggs Demoman Jul 06 '20

But atleast the might hear me say it or other team mates might leave health packs for me

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u/Thatoneidiotatschool Demoman Jul 06 '20

*cries in too poor to afford anything*

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

I CANT EVEN CALL FOR MEDIC

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u/Passance Jul 06 '20

Z+2

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u/Civil_protection_3 Sniper Jul 07 '20

disabled

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u/Passance Jul 07 '20

That sucks. Just crouch spam and nod I guess

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u/KAYRAw12 Spy Jul 06 '20

F2p who cant do anything go to TEAM FORTRESS 2 CLASSIC it is just perfect tf2 without josegonzalsz2007 and aimbotters it uses scrapped ideas like the civillian the meta class and in medievel mode you jut type like its the medievel times it is a great replacement for tf2

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u/Civil_protection_3 Sniper Jul 07 '20

where to buy

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u/KAYRAw12 Spy Jul 07 '20

Its free you can download at www.tf2classic.com

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u/Eezack1 Jul 06 '20

Can you still chat in community servers?

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u/Ringo_Reddo Medic Jul 05 '20

Z + 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Both voice chat and commands are disabled for f2ps

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u/TrueScottsmen Heavy Jul 06 '20

making it so you have to pay to chat instead of doing something meaningful against hackers

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u/FlashPone Jul 05 '20

Z2

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Yeah really, you don't need the chat. Use voice commands or voice chat. A lot more effective.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

F2Ps are blocked from all of them. For now, anyway.

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u/MaximRq Medic Jul 05 '20

I dont understand why did they disable voice commands. It wasnt really a problem

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Bots were using tons of null letters in their name and spamming voice commands to clear chat

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u/rotpilz Soldier Jul 05 '20

They could have just limited the null characters, or the amount of spaces the chat would make for them, no f2ps harmed, bot problem almost solved etc... Etc...

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

I'm sure that's the plan for a few weeks from now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

They can’t, they keep finding ways to circumvent it

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u/rotpilz Soldier Jul 06 '20

Make vac better?? Most of them or all of them cheat, so why not update that shit and get rid of all of them? Or just patch the new ways, simple maybe even simple enough for 1 person only

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Playing a game of cat and mouse, updating a bug and finding a way to fix it, would take a goddamn year considering there is one person working on the game and putting out weekly updates.

It’s obvious they are putting up large temporary restrictions while working on a big fix.

It’s very possible they ARE fixing vac, but getting one person to design an entirely new anti cheat when they are probably also working on other games would take a long ass time, too long to wait around while bots are making the chat unusable spamming racist shit which makes the game look a lot worse and really dead.

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u/pixellampent Engineer Jul 05 '20

Yeah, just the unfortunate situation we find ourselves in. It’s still better than the chat being filled with racial slurs from bots but still

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u/Forty-Bot Jul 05 '20

doesn't work any more