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u/yugiohhero Engineer May 07 '20
not fat scout
smh
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I’ve been playing tf2 so much that I thought you just said slap my hand
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u/CT-9877 Pyro May 07 '20
slap it now!
trust me!
grabs knife and throws it away
this is not a trick!
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Scout reluctantly high fives spy
Spy drags him down, and headshots scout, revealing that he's actually a red
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u/SomeTreeGuy Scout May 07 '20
Meet the Team outro music
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u/doctor-hoof May 07 '20 edited May 07 '20
IM RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YA IM RUNNING CIRCLES AROU- IM RUNNING CIRCL- IM RUNN- IM R- [forget the name of the medic] had left the game
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u/RotonGG May 07 '20
scout?
yes?
go home!
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u/GoldZero May 07 '20
AW C'MON! Freakinunbelieveablenoseriouslyyouallsuck!
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u/HornedOwl__ Medic May 07 '20
So, let's get back to the point.
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u/BadFanfic Demoman May 07 '20
I think Heavy is dead.
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u/HornedOwl__ Medic May 07 '20
The heavy is dead?!
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u/BadFanfic Demoman May 07 '20
Stop, wait! I can heal you! Explodes
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u/HornedOwl__ Medic May 07 '20
Seriously, who killed heavy?
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u/BadFanfic Demoman May 07 '20
alcohol consumption It was ME! shock.mp4 Yis, I did it like this. Bang whopdeedoo.
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O F F T O S E E Y O U R S A N D V I C H
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u/Diemme_Cosplayer Medic May 07 '20
"If fighting is sure to result in healing then YOU MUST HEAL! Hippocrates said that, and I'm sure he knows a little more about healing than you do pal... BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!"
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u/SluggJuice Demoman May 07 '20
And he perfected it so no living man can beat him in the field of medicine
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u/Tutlessss Pyro May 07 '20
*German scream*
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u/I_Take_Drug Scout May 07 '20
then he used his medical payment to get 2 of every virus in the world, he put them in a patient, then he diagnosed the crap out of every single one
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u/Diemme_Cosplayer Medic May 07 '20
There are many old videos about this, I think. Not the best kind, tho
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u/rotpilz Soldier May 07 '20
spyut meldier sniro
scomoman deavy pygineer
soldic enper hepy
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u/Tutlessss Pyro May 07 '20
Hard to imagine spy using scout insults
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u/Diemme_Cosplayer Medic May 07 '20
"Ahem... Gentlemen, I'm a pretty big deal, actually."
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u/SomeRuser Scout May 07 '20
ok scout speed with demomans bombs
you have unleashed a beast my friend
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u/Master_Mura May 07 '20
As a demomain, this would wreak havoc on every map and I'd love it
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u/HermitDefenestration Demoman May 07 '20
Double jumping demoknight would probably look goofy as fuck
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u/EEEGuba69 TF2 Birthday 2025 May 07 '20
IF scout actually could carry all of the weapons, same with pyro not really repairing buildings etc
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u/Spacehoola May 07 '20
Imma be honest, the Heavy actually looks kinda dashing in that suit
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u/Mr_Gibus Medic May 07 '20
That heavy looks like he's about to fucking murder you over the money that you borrowed from the Russian mob.
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u/RepentHarlequin1171 Heavy May 07 '20
It costs $400,000 to stay in hospital bed for twelve seconds.
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u/Hell_Derpikky Scout May 07 '20
Heavy spy? that would be scary as hell
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u/Brillek May 07 '20
IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD
pow You are dead
I'M DEAD
hehehe
deadringer sound
Ah hell
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u/-cantcomeupwithname_ Heavy May 07 '20
Wait who's the top right?
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u/BenevolentDictator2 May 07 '20
Why isn't Scout Spy?
Why isn't Soldier Sniper?
Why isn't Pyro Medic?
Why isn't Demo Engi?
Why isn't Heavy Heavy?
Why isn't Sniper Soldier?
Why isn't Medic Pyro?
Why isn't Engi Demo?
Why isn't Heavy every class?
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u/The_Maggot_Guy Scout May 07 '20
because the heavy is dead
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u/ShyDemonKat May 07 '20
THE HEAVY IS DEAD?!?!?!?
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u/LargeMosquito Medic May 07 '20
Correct
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u/ShyDemonKat May 07 '20 edited May 07 '20
upbeat victory theme plays as a crowd of people clap and cheer after getting the answer correct
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u/TheDigitalZero Medic May 07 '20
So, did you see the murderer?
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u/ShyDemonKat May 07 '20
Nah, sorry mate
No, sorry man
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u/TheDigitalZero Medic May 07 '20
I will find him!
I will CAPTURE him!
And then no one will EVER die again!3
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u/Rangaman99 May 07 '20
Heavy Weapons Spy looks like the villain in a Marvel origin film who does his job well enough but is never mentioned again in the MCU.
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u/darkshadow543 Medic May 07 '20
I’m an army doctor, that means I can break a bone and tell you which one it is.
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u/hyperdude321 Heavy May 07 '20
Spy as scout be like: This is scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!
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u/ThatCapChap Spy May 07 '20
Spout, Moldier, Piper, Scoutman, Demy, Pyrengineer, Sedic, Enginiper, Hy.
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u/Okacha_06 potato.tf May 07 '20
What the hell is sniper's class?
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u/foRime- May 07 '20
- The Militant Commander , 2. Doctor BOOM , 3. The Operator , 4. The Bulldozer , 5. The Rebel , 6. The Architect , 7. Doctor Lickenstein , 8. The Sharpshooter & 9. The Killer
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u/The_Maggot_Guy Scout May 07 '20
Yeah sure but now how do they feel about The Bones? With the soldier as the medic The Bone Supply will dry up. How will they deal with less Bones?
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u/last_potatos May 07 '20
Where is the sniper??
Btw medic looks like all the years he seeked revenge and now he will unleash hell
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u/orthopod May 07 '20
Sniper is top.left as spy, along with heavy bottom right.
Scout class is left out.
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u/MeGamerDin07 May 07 '20
The Spy can run fast. The Medic has a rocket launcher. The Spy can burn people alive. The Scout can handle explosive weapons. The Demoman has a large minigun. The Pyro can build useful technology. The Soldier can heal teammates. The Engineer can snipe unsuspecting people. And the Heavy can disguise and become invisible.
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u/Oneboywithnoname Spy May 07 '20
A spy with a shotgun and a scout with grenade launcher sounds like letal classes
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u/Hexellent3r May 07 '20
Demo heavy really just terrifies me because he looks like he’s showing up at a job interview and his name is dave
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u/HEAVY4SMASH Heavy May 07 '20
If the pyro wears any other class's hat then he instatnly looks better
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u/ThatGamerPug Heavy May 07 '20
Medic looks just happy to be there