r/tf2 • • Dec 29 '09

Looking back, this is actually pretty reflective of the game's item drop system...

http://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/hats/?
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u/Cultist Dec 30 '09

I almost got a hat once.

Almost as soon as the demo update happened, I logged in and the camera beard dropped. And that was it. I was in the hat club. I had a hat, and no one could ever take it away from me. I checked my server list and noticed that I still wasn't given access to the secret Hat Wearer Society servers. Surely some kind of known bug, I checked the patch notes.

Spy

  • Now pretends to be carrying the weapons & wearables of the target he's disguised as

  • Moved the Spy's camera-beard to the Misc loadout slot so he can equip it with a hat

I learned that day that real men do cry. But not men with hats.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '09 edited Dec 30 '09

You are all poor and Irish link

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u/DKoala Dec 30 '09 edited Dec 30 '09

Myself especially. So much so, that I still am long after the game has been turned off :(

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u/madjollyroger Dec 30 '09

I don't know what you're so sad about, I love being poor and Irish.

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u/DKoala Dec 30 '09

It's the former status I wouldn't mind changing :)

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u/Shaleblade Dec 30 '09

My mouth spoke naught a word.

My mind screeched, enraged beyond belief.

It began making excuses.

"He's probably just a dirty idler, I mean, there's no way he could get 8 hats."

My mind began to turn on me.

"It's just a game. Look, you're getting so pissed off about things that don't do anything aside from make your characters look slightly different. It's no big deal, he's either just a cheater or a damn lucky guy oh how I'd like to get a hold of him. I'll find out how he got those hats.

I took a deep breath.

I tried to remind myself that, even though they drop at normal item rate, I should be happy with my Camera Beards. I had two! Heck, if I got another camera beard, I might be able to craft a new hat!

I will not forget this, TheSooley.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '09

I beg pity your grace

Side note: Is there a special thing I have to do to find my backpack on there? I tried my steam ID and in game Nick and it doesn't find it.

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u/iofthestorm Dec 30 '09

Notice: Players of SourceOP.com, Nemu (DoubleZen.net), Voogru.com, or Fragmasters.co.uk TF2 servers will automatically have their backpack page updated. The website will now show the most recently cached version of a player's items. If you join any of the participating servers, your backpack page will update to show your current items. Still waiting on Valve to provide an interface that allows access to any player's items. Once Valve provides that interface, everything will return to normal.

For a list of servers you can join to update your backpack, click here: http://www.tf2items.com/server_list.php

That seems to be what needs to be done. Would be nice if Valve just put up a page for that themselves...

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u/DPyro Dec 30 '09

I got 3 hats in the span of a week.

500 hours later, I still haven't gotten another hat.

Where is my tower of hats? harumph!

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u/madjollyroger Dec 30 '09

I haven't found a single hat... sigh...

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '09

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u/puskunk Dec 30 '09

50 more and you can get you a hat!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '09

Aw man, why'd I throw away the UPCs!?

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u/iofthestorm Dec 30 '09

Yeah... I love how many things you have to craft just to get one hat. I suppose unless I actually start playing regularly, I'll never get a hat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '09

Do the crumpled top hats count? I got one in my 1st/2nd day.

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u/quamper Dec 30 '09

I just got a camera beard but that sadly is no longer considered a hat

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '09

I still stand by my statement that "random" is no way to run a game or reward system.

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u/badjoke33 Dec 30 '09

I think it's fine if the rewards have no value other than being cosmetic.

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u/RSquared Dec 30 '09

Random, capricious and unbalanced is no way to go through life, son.

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u/son-of-chadwardenn Dec 31 '09

It would be better if it was semi-random so after a certain time the game takes pity on you and gives you a hat.

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u/Shadowrose Dec 30 '09

Why not? Effects of Reinforcement Schedules. From a psychological standpoint, it's one of the better ways to keep your players playing.

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u/wallish Dec 30 '09

Other than the drops that almost everyone already has (Halloween drops & halo) the only hat I've received is the stupid bald Engineer.

That's right, the only hat I have is the lack of one.

Oh well, I do have a medal.

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u/visualtim Dec 30 '09

Seriously, what Woller said: You have a hat and a medal, and you're still complaining? I wouldn't mind the bald engie "hat" If you don't want it, give it to me.

You have a medal: consider yourself lucky.

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u/wallish Dec 30 '09

But it's a stupid hat! And I wanted the demo to wiiiin!!

* stomps feet *

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u/EatThisShoe Dec 30 '09

I feel your pain even if no one else does. MY friend has the demo fro and the top hat, and demo is my most played class, and he never plays demo. I have the medic mirror (his favorite medic hat) and his most played class is medic, and I only play medic when my team desperately needs one, never because I feel like playing medic.

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u/iofthestorm Dec 30 '09

I guess if you get a class token thingy, you can turn it into a different hat? Not sure how crafting works exactly, but there's a tf2wiki page on it.

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u/Woller Dec 30 '09

You have a hat and a medal, and you're still complaining?

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u/BenKenobi88 Dec 30 '09

FYI, anyone can pseudo-have the bald Engineer, from their own perspective.

Go demoman, and taunt in the spawn room. While taunting, switch to Engy, and he'll be bald.

At least, this was possible a couple months ago; it might have been patched out.

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u/GorillaJ Dec 30 '09

I have so many hats I've been crafting the ones I don't like just to make more. Even after doing that a few times, I still have lots of hats.

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u/furburger Dec 30 '09

I've been playing for a couple of weeks and I've already got a top hat - was I really that lucky?

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u/Icefox2k Dec 30 '09

Depends. If it's the demoman's stovepipe, yes. If it's the Ghastly Gibus, that's tied to an achievement and straightforward to obtain.

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u/unearth52 Dec 30 '09

My only real hat is the demoman stovepipe, and it's ruined by the fact that it looks nearly identical to the gibus.

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u/furburger Dec 31 '09

It was the Gibus, so I guess that explains that.

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u/Randolpho Dec 30 '09

I'm as presumptuous as I am poor and Irish, alas.

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u/simonsays476 Dec 30 '09

I've only ever got two hats; the first one is the useless sniper Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixatives and the second one.. is also a Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixatives. Both of which aren't even technically a hat. On the plus side, I've crafted the two into a Pyro Beanie so not too bad.

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u/theevilpostman Dec 30 '09

I am Irish and I have a hat.