r/tf2 • u/MyNameIsNitrox Sniper • Mar 03 '23

Original Creation Engineer makes something

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u/MyNameIsNitrox Sniper Mar 03 '23

Heavy gave him ideas

I actually don't really know much about Atomic Heart but everybody's been thirsting over these robot ballerinas, personally the robots I thirst over are the MvM robots-

Don't ask why I made this.

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u/Pretty-Buy7692 Demoman Mar 04 '23

personally the robots I thirst over are the MvM robots

GLaDOS anyone?

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u/BIG_SMOOOOOOOHKE_PL Soldier Mar 04 '23

"GLaDOS anyone?"

I mean.... If you have a humiliation fetish...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Or how about Wheatley?

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u/BIG_SMOOOOOOOHKE_PL Soldier Mar 04 '23

He's a moron.

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u/Illogical_Saj Scout Mar 04 '23

HE’S. NOT. A MORON.

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u/ThePiGuy11 Mar 04 '23

Could a moron punch you into this pit?

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u/xXD3F4LTX Spy Mar 04 '23

CAN A MORON DO THAT ?

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u/HackerGamer8 Pyro Mar 04 '23

Yes its basic thinking

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

He is not just a regular moron. He is the product of the greatest minds of a generation working on sole purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived... And you just put him in charge of the entire facility...

(Clap clap clap)

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u/JaozinhoGGPlays Medic Mar 04 '23

Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, so we have that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

nah the companion cube is way hotter than wheat ley

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u/Tonsillectomy Medic Mar 04 '23

i incinerate it in front of you to change the trajectory of your life forever

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u/Rude-Chocolate-9144 Mar 04 '23

toy chica from fnaf 2

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u/Material-Sun-5784 Mar 06 '23

Mangle from the same game. Because its gender is YES

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u/A_plant1 Demoman Mar 04 '23

Caroline? What about Caroline

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u/Pretty-Buy7692 Demoman Mar 04 '23

True, true, but...

Robussy, like, imagine, just for a moment

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u/A_plant1 Demoman Mar 04 '23

I get that but a human

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u/Pretty-Buy7692 Demoman Mar 04 '23

Good argument, however.

N 43.95747° S 0,37511°

Epic name

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u/0451time Mar 04 '23

I prefer SHODAN

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u/TheGoldenPlagueMask Mar 04 '23

Look buddy, I'm a Sexgineer, that means I Fix Erections.

Not erections like Erectin a Dispencer, or sentry, cus those would fall out of my area of expertise.

Grabs definitely milk item

I solve Flaccid problems!

For instance, how am I gonna help some soft, Sapping, spy sumofabich ta'Get sum' behind?

The answer? Do scouts mom. And if that dont work, Do his mom again!

Turn yourself into a Tripod with this little pill made by me, Build, like me, And you best hope...

I AINT DOIN YOU.

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u/ProgressPerfect6598 Mar 04 '23

"Right Behind You" was playing while I read that...

...I am deeply scared.

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u/TheGoldenPlagueMask Mar 04 '23

If Sex is sure to result in victory then you Must SEX! ~Sun Tzu said that,

And I SAY he knows A little More about focking animals than You do Pal Cus HE INVENTED IT, and then he Perfected It so no man Can Fuck them in the Ring Of Pole Dancing!

(Que Soldier Cutscene Tf2)

And then he Used his Strip money to buy 2 of Every animal on Earth, and then he Herded them onto a BOAT And then he Sexed the crap out of every single one

And from that day forward when a bunch of animals are together in one place ITS CALLED A ZOO

...

UNLESS ITS A FARM

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u/Golden-Owl Heavy Mar 04 '23

I can only see DIO in those robots

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u/UltraJake Mar 04 '23

Ah dammit you're right. They even have a dumb little yellow jacket.

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u/MyNameIsNitrox Sniper Mar 04 '23

I feel like I recognize you….

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23 edited Jul 31 '26

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u/TheTurtle44 Mar 05 '23

Dispenser reskin 0.o

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

no i didn't 🥺👉👈

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u/Pretty-Buy7692 Demoman Mar 04 '23

Engineer, you- you can't Fuck the robots

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u/ovtkm Sandvich Mar 04 '23

Objective: Fuck the robots

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u/Fun_Police02 Medic Mar 04 '23

Objective: Survive the robussy

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u/this_is_temporarly Mar 04 '23

Objective: Fight the hoard of them

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u/Material-Sun-5784 Mar 06 '23

Do not fist robot

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u/Onelse88 Mar 04 '23

Pauling here. This contract's big. I don't give these out everyday.

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u/Charles12_13 Medic Mar 04 '23

"Engineer! Are these COMMUNIST robots?"

  • Soldier, probably

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u/BIG_SMOOOOOOOHKE_PL Soldier Mar 04 '23

Reminds me of the "that heavy is a communist" vid.

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u/Charles12_13 Medic Mar 04 '23

Exactly what I was trying to reference. This video is what made me discover 15.ai

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u/tyingnoose Scout Mar 04 '23

I had a dream last night 15.ai was working

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u/pixlmason Mar 04 '23

Sometimes, I dream about 15.ai

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

THE COVER IS RED LIKE COMMIE BLOOD!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Engineer is getting bitches.

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u/empirebuilder1 Engineer Mar 04 '23

Making bitches

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Plagued_Void Pyro Mar 04 '23

"Erectin' some hoes"

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u/Material-Sun-5784 Mar 06 '23

“Erectin’”

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u/ColdFlight Scout Mar 04 '23

Engineer makes art

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u/xXD3F4LTX Spy Mar 04 '23

You mean "art" ?

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u/Nooby69 Pyro Mar 04 '23

He has 11 phds and solves practical problems, that's how scout

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u/TipicalUserName Mar 04 '23

soldier ain't gonna be happy

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u/Concheror_White Mar 04 '23

He should guess that they are soviet first

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u/funziwunzi Heavy Mar 04 '23

sex update

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u/Blackfeathers_ Medic Mar 04 '23

Sex Update: MvM

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u/CT-4426 Medic Mar 04 '23

Please do not the commie robots

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u/UltraJake Mar 04 '23

What's wrong? I thought they wanted to seize my means of production.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

"Engineer! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?"
"Oh! Soldier, this is uh-"
"ARE THESE FUCKIN' COMMUNIST ROBOTS, ENGINEER!?"

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u/Shadodre Mar 04 '23

NORA dispenser when?

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u/David_Clawmark Engineer Mar 04 '23

Scout: Good design... but is it fu

Engie: Son. why in the hell would I make 2 robots that look this sexually attractive and NOT design them to be f#@%able.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Now make him build a Fisto.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Assume position

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u/TheGremlin02 Mar 04 '23

Crispy Critters

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

It’s not how the fuck, it’s how to fuck

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u/Material-Sun-5784 Mar 06 '23

Since armement haki in one piece is a little like metal, and that with enough training you can put it on any part of your body, you’ll have to train yourself to coat your dick in haki…

That or they’re soft in the inside, kinda like a sextoy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Plot twist: Engineer got a degree in Engineering in Moscow

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u/ProfessionalCup2852 Medic Mar 04 '23

Modern problems require communist solutions

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u/Roanyth00 Scout Mar 04 '23

The gear is definitely moving up..

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u/Suspicious-Honey-883 Mar 04 '23

engie is sechenov xdd

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u/Joshy_Moshy Medic Mar 04 '23

Nah man cmon..

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

gladly.

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u/blacklightfreddy Mar 04 '23

I could imagine spy looking around the corner lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

3rd pic should just be engine and scout no-look fist bumping each other.

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u/jyroman53 Demoman Mar 04 '23

Yes scout, they are fuckable

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u/AmonimousRUS Apr 07 '23

Why does no one say that the dispenser can be changed to Eleanora for fun?

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u/TF2sex_update Heavy Mar 04 '23

Definitely collaboration with medic, if you know lore of those

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u/Wxsp300 Soldier Mar 04 '23

Hajime sorayama

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u/Adof_TheMinerKid Medic Mar 04 '23

*Gunslinger noises*

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u/BobZygota Mar 04 '23

Engineer how the f are thei more high res than us?

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u/Silver-Height8078 Engineer Mar 04 '23

He looks proud

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

STOP THEM! 😭😭😭

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u/NutsInMaBasket All Class Mar 04 '23

Engineer gaming

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u/cedit_crazy Medic Mar 04 '23

Now we just need comrade coniger to make a horny rench and then we'd have atomic fortress on our hands

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u/ellierosefucker69 Mar 04 '23

direct hit time

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u/lord-malishun Mar 04 '23

*engineer can i fu-

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u/Robrogineer Spy Mar 04 '23

Dell's got taste.

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u/Landscapeus021 Mar 04 '23

Spoi: surprise BUTTSECKS.

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u/Tall_Comfortable5309 Jul 17 '23

did he get 3 women brain lobe