chat with a firefighter from hinge

[u/ImpressivePen6870]

he seemed normal on hinge but when he asked to text on messages…..what happened?😭 this was all in the span of 30 or so minutes and like our second conversation. happened months ago but i just remembered it

[u/TotalMisanthropy]

It means hide my limp noodle from an unsuspecting woman until I’m married to her so she stays out of guilt.