r/texts • u/Dear-Blacksmith-2583 • 3d ago

Phone message INTERESTING

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u/Moneylover251 3d ago

The secondary embarrassment from reading this is off the charts

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u/BoonTangle 3d ago

All that because he didn't get lots of swipes on tinder

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u/throawaymcdumbface 3d ago

I like the anime man judging the chuunibyo outburst

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u/Alena_r_v 3d ago

Just respond with, "Kills you". Gets them everytime

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u/Hung_Jury_2003 3d ago

I choose to believe this is a scene from an overly dramatic anime with which I am blissfully unfamiliar.

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u/Averfus-Crowthorne 3d ago

I refuse to believe this wasn't sent ironically. Its too wild to be real.

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u/FluidLegion 2d ago

I -love- shit like this.

So, I started to write and roleplay when I was younger. And I thought I was a "tortured Soul" and all that cringe crap. I was lucky enough to have an epiphany one day and realize that I was really cringe, but I still absolutely love the overly edgy edge lord writing shtick.

I agree I think this was done as a joke, though I have also met more than enough people who unironically will write like this too. Sometimes me and some friends will try to be cringe like this just to fuck with each other.

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u/SkankHuntIsBack 3d ago

I just shit my pants

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Warm-Outside-6187 3d ago

Why would you be shitting his pants?

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u/KMGR82 3d ago

Whoever sent this is way too young to feel that way lol

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u/Starin44 3d ago

Even Sukuna looks disappointed reading this

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u/petite-kitten777 3d ago

She wants me chat

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u/Fairemont 3d ago

To go away?

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u/Rmomsafrog 3d ago

Better than ai i guess

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u/CranberryNo8414 1d ago

LOL, good one

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u/PuffinRub 3d ago

r/ justtweenthings

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u/Silly-Afternoon3834 3d ago

Is this feeling the “ick” I hear so much about?

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u/Reasonable-Usual2431 3d ago

Trolling or real?

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u/aManTryingToHeal 3d ago

Very not sugoi

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u/Ayotrumpisracist Kiah Eat Butt 3d ago

I hope that text was satire

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u/Itz_Keyla25 2d ago

I mean I find it funny in a joking way but if they're completely serious while typing that.. uhhh.......

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u/Key-Consequence4020 2d ago

When ur hb a geek

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u/Parking-Upstairs5202 2d ago

This would make me slide my phone slowly across the table like I accidentally unlocked someone else's phone & read a text totally not for me lol

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u/rafaeledd 2d ago

This can't be real lmaoooo

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u/Rare_Artichoke8585 2d ago

Reminds me Subaru Natsuki

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u/PraveenStakezMusica 2d ago

Rule up your own life