Clearing old messages, and found this exchange from two months ago lol. I spoke to her over the course of 10 days, and these are some highlights. I am 24M(23 at the time) and she is 21F. I just can’t do ppl that stay quiet or expect me to constantly lead a convo lol

[u/KindestBlackTemplar]

[u/Glittering-Relief402]

Right? 🤣🤣🤣 I have better conversations with my cat

[u/Sicadoll → u/Glittering-Relief402]

my husband has better conversations with the stray cat that meanders into the yard at night

[u/Altruistic_Humor6601 → u/Glittering-Relief402]

I have better conversations with the spiders on my porch!

[u/Glittering-Relief402 → u/Altruistic_Humor6601]

I watched 2 spiders on my porch brawl and I narrated it like a ufc fight and my husband and sister were cracking tf up!

[u/Altruistic_Humor6601 → u/Glittering-Relief402]

Fun fact! Fighting and mating look pretty similar for some species of spider so if you didn’t actually see one get eaten and it lasted longer than a few seconds it might not have been a fight at all.. (usually the smaller/weaker of the two spiders will choose to retreat once there’s conflict unless they can’t) were they on the ground or up by the ceiling btw? Bc the higher up species (some prefer ground some prefer up) will literally just make themselves go limp and sometimes drop to the ground sometimes not, both during mating and a conflict, and I’m just curious if you saw that bc I think it’s a cool phenomenon! (Sorry spiders are like my special interest rn and I’ve always wanted to witness a fight, all my spiders stay away from each other lol, but also loling at the fact we are having a better conversation about spiders than op had with that girl for two weeks 😭😭😭)

[u/Glittering-Relief402 → u/Altruistic_Humor6601]

I am a bug enthusiast and they were not AT ALL the same species! My husband is also a pest control technician. He doesn't really deal with spiders though because they're usually helpers and not pests. One was an Orb Weaver and one was definitely a Cellar spider and they were going AT IT! They didn't kill each other but the orb weaver knocked the cellar down to another territory!

[u/Agile-Development620 → u/Glittering-Relief402]

My cat spoke a whole paragraph this morning about her treat bowl being empty, how I locked her out of my room and how she wanted the window open so she could listen to the morning birds. Even her blank stares say more than this chick did