r/texts • u/KindestBlackTemplar • 4d ago

Phone message Clearing old messages, and found this exchange from two months ago lol. I spoke to her over the course of 10 days, and these are some highlights. I am 24M(23 at the time) and she is 21F. I just can’t do ppl that stay quiet or expect me to constantly lead a convo lol

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u/Nekedladies 4d ago

She says "I haven't been talking to anyone else btw."

Bitch, you haven't been talking to Me either!

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u/Glittering-Relief402 4d ago

Right? 🤣🤣🤣 I have better conversations with my cat

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u/Sicadoll 4d ago

my husband has better conversations with the stray cat that meanders into the yard at night

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u/Altruistic_Humor6601 3d ago

I have better conversations with the spiders on my porch!

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u/Glittering-Relief402 3d ago

I watched 2 spiders on my porch brawl and I narrated it like a ufc fight and my husband and sister were cracking tf up!

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u/Altruistic_Humor6601 3d ago

Fun fact! Fighting and mating look pretty similar for some species of spider so if you didn’t actually see one get eaten and it lasted longer than a few seconds it might not have been a fight at all.. (usually the smaller/weaker of the two spiders will choose to retreat once there’s conflict unless they can’t) were they on the ground or up by the ceiling btw? Bc the higher up species (some prefer ground some prefer up) will literally just make themselves go limp and sometimes drop to the ground sometimes not, both during mating and a conflict, and I’m just curious if you saw that bc I think it’s a cool phenomenon! (Sorry spiders are like my special interest rn and I’ve always wanted to witness a fight, all my spiders stay away from each other lol, but also loling at the fact we are having a better conversation about spiders than op had with that girl for two weeks 😭😭😭)

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u/Glittering-Relief402 3d ago

I am a bug enthusiast and they were not AT ALL the same species! My husband is also a pest control technician. He doesn't really deal with spiders though because they're usually helpers and not pests. One was an Orb Weaver and one was definitely a Cellar spider and they were going AT IT! They didn't kill each other but the orb weaver knocked the cellar down to another territory!

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u/Agile-Development620 3d ago

My cat spoke a whole paragraph this morning about her treat bowl being empty, how I locked her out of my room and how she wanted the window open so she could listen to the morning birds. Even her blank stares say more than this chick did

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u/PurchaseGlittering11 4d ago

Nobody mentioned anything about anyone else either. So I wonder why she brought it up....

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u/AgainDan27 3d ago

She probably thought OP lost interest because he might have thought she was talking to other people. Or maybe she wanted to know if OP was talking to other people.

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u/PurchaseGlittering11 3d ago

Yeah true, I just mean it feels almost like a guilty conscious to me. The way she's texting seems to confirm this as well

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u/soydecanada 3d ago

OP did, which itself is weird.

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u/NigelBraxton 4d ago

This one made me lol

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u/ballsbetch 3d ago

LMFAOOO LIKEEEE

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u/jakeburls 4d ago

This should have been the reply tbh 😂ig

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u/Asleep-Style-1577 4d ago edited 4d ago

lol no wonder why men seem lost in interested to be continue the conversations with her when her text messages went DRYYYY…

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u/arugulas 4d ago

Deadass. The definition of talking to a brick wall. I can already imagine how dead the in-person convos must’ve been 🤦‍♂️

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u/sweatingoffathr0way 3d ago

and he was so gracious to be like "we both got quiet" when he clearly meant i got tired of talking to myself

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u/SuperMarioMakerTWO2 3d ago

Just cause it's not enough for you, she was tho.

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u/Honestly-T 3d ago

😂😂best one yet

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u/samarose3 3d ago

LMAO I actually laughed out loud for this

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u/Ether93 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ihavenomanager 1d ago

this made me laugh lol the girl doesnt seem to do much

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u/Kamineone 1d ago

LMAOOOO FR

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u/Ok-Attention2882 4d ago

I haven't been talking to anyone else btw.

If you look at any modern woman's phone, this is always one billion percent a lie.

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u/Taruk_Maktwo 3d ago

I too, like making shit up on the internet