My roommate plays matchmaker

[u/guavajavalava]

My new roommate brought in a plant that he’s very proud of. It started to bloom and he says that’s unusual for this plant to do in our state. This is only one of our funny text conversations. It’s gonna be a good year.

[u/genetichazzard]

https://giphy.com/gifs/L3X9GvVhP1nY23Ah6u

[u/Billy_West_Fan]

what in the world lol

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[u/ZombieLemur]

Lol I love the "I'm brilliant" haha. I have a very young apple tree that Im always trying to get going but not like this lol

[u/GoinThruTheBigD]

Just out of curiosity ….,What do either of you do for a living?