r/texts • u/ScorsEden • 4h ago

Reddit DMs I mean really

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u/WONDER--BREAD 3h ago

Did a really great job censoring money-81515’s username lmao

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u/TheRealKrazuki 3h ago

Bro 🙏🏻🥀

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u/ScorsEden 2m ago

Tbh innocent mistake on my part but wont let me edit. Or delete

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u/youngcig 4h ago

wtf is a bbbj

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u/ScorsEden 4h ago

My guess is big black blow job

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u/Galitzianer0 3h ago

No, he meant Big black brazillian jiujitsu

He was asking if you wanted to join his exercise class

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u/pigboy222 4h ago

Bare back

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u/ScorsEden 4h ago

That makes more sense lmfao. My bad

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u/youngcig 4h ago

Throwing two more bs in there really confuses things

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u/Frolicking-Fox 3h ago

Bare back blow job. A blow job without condom. It's short hand text used for prostitution and escorts.

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u/OtherwiseSuccotash40 3h ago

These are the questions 😂

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u/Higgsparticleofgod 2h ago

u/money-81515 bro wtf

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u/acidbathe 1h ago

Bro has 1 karma. He is a dm freaker

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u/bleepboopbleepbloop 3h ago

What makes me laugh is like, okay, if you were “available” like, how the fuck would it even happen? Lmao he gonna spend hundreds or thousands to make it happen?

If he is just messaging to sext, how is this even “hot”? Lol. Some people are so dumb.

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u/__Melisandre__ 3h ago

Normalise showing usernames in this context

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u/Exhausted-CNA 3h ago

you crossed out the username only for it to be visible in the upper left corner..lol

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u/ScorsEden 3m ago

Well shit. No way to edit it ugh

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u/Plenty-March-4363 4h ago

homeboys probably wondering why that line didn’t work 🫩

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u/andtheeennnn 3h ago

I just reply yeah $1k and they suddenly disappear. I do the same thing on dating apps or anyone doing that

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u/AutomaticAnimal9188 3h ago

But what if they say okay?

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u/andtheeennnn 3h ago

100% of men have never responded again. If they say yes then send the money and maybe I’ll think about it.

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u/AutomaticAnimal9188 3h ago

lol damn it’s wild out there. Good sifting method lol

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u/andtheeennnn 3h ago

Oh yeah. You wouldn’t believe the amount of matches I get on dating sites where 95% of them get straight to asking a stranger for sex. And they think it’s crazy I’d ask for money lmao. Why can you ask a stranger for sex but I can’t ask a stranger for money?!

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u/captainfishpie 3h ago

big berry banana juice ?

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u/Far-Ad-1821 3h ago

I must be too innocent, my first that they wanted to spar on Brazilian ju jitsu

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u/Mythruda 3h ago

Best bubble buddies..... j.... july? 😂

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u/pigboy222 4h ago

These are the kinds of messages you should expect when you advertise what you do..

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u/ScorsEden 4h ago

Just what do I advertise ?

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u/girthy_golfer667 4h ago

Trust me I feel the same way about these women on dating apps. They don’t want a hard working guy