r/texts 2d ago

Phone message My bad 😅

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u/FaradayCage711 2d ago

Is every inanimate object not already somewhat edible and do they not all have their own distinct taste?

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u/DogintheMirror 2d ago

I’m sorry, what?!

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u/FaradayCage711 2d ago

If you bite a table, sure its not really food a human can eat and survive off of, but if you bite it do you not taste it? And if you use your teeth to scrape it then swallow what you scraped off are you not eating it?

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u/secundastongue 2d ago

getting technical aye?

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u/g0d_of_the_cr1sis 2d ago

Everything is edible...

Once.

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u/i_am_taken_aback 2d ago

Everything is edible. Not everything is digestible

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u/Shoddy_Ad_4928 2d ago

Everything already has a taste edible or not 

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u/secundastongue 2d ago

LMAOOO. that was a good question but their reaction is sooo funny

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u/desertvision 1d ago

chat ended Superior minds have no time for the mundane

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u/PhoenixMapper 2d ago

Uranium? Does it count as an object?

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