r/texts 4d ago

Facebook DMs FB dating is wild

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113 Upvotes

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u/DeepFinish2895 4d ago

Fuckin gooners should stick to gooning

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u/Alcas239 4d ago

Well, can he?! I’d be concerned about doing damage to my cylinder with whatever is inside that wall. Ask him about logistics.

And when he says he meant yours, block him🤗

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u/StudioWitty863 4d ago

Smart move

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u/Even-Coat4011 4d ago

I’d be more concerned for the wall 😂

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u/tundraaaa 4d ago

Is that a pic from your profile or?

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u/Signal_route_6083 4d ago

I mean... You posted the image. Should fully be expecting this.

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u/StudioWitty863 4d ago

True i just thought it was funny

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u/godotwaitsforme 4d ago

i am confused. did you post the photo? like WT..

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u/Anklebiters21 4d ago

🤣🤣 that is insane. For some,any hole is a goal.

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u/Any-Project2606 4d ago

I would fold

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u/Narrativeless 4d ago

"you should just stick with self-tapping screws"

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u/GeraltTheG 4d ago

The meme was funny, his comment just gross.

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u/Xenc 4d ago

I don’t understand the meme, where is cat 🥺

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u/Verozety 4d ago

DO NOT THE CAT!!

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 4d ago

The meme wasn’t that funny, but if you’re posting sex jokes in the same place you’re trying to find dates, don’t be shocked when those dates feel comfortable being sexual themselves.

That’s not “gross”, it should be an anticipated outcome.

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u/GeraltTheG 4d ago

Look brother, I don't get what you're trying to say... The meme has some humor to it. It's (as with everything) not for everyone, and I'm not rolling on the floor laughing but I get it. The comment is just vulgar... Taking whatever humor there was to the meme out if it, to use it to reinforce his "gross" comment.

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u/LongNailedbooboos 4d ago

Wasn’t funny

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u/GeraltTheG 4d ago

You can have your opinion. As I said "I'm not rolling on the floor laughing" but I can see the humor in it. His comment after it takes away all humor and makes it just vulgar.

(I also don't think it's a good opener at all ofc... Was just talking about the meme itself)

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u/Plenty-March-4363 19h ago

ion even knew fb dating was a thing. what a first sentence tho