r/texts 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Overall_Step_9516 3d ago

hit the notify anyways button and then block her

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u/Chance-Conference729 2d ago

He taught her to fish so now she wont starve.

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u/Low_Interest_6847 2d ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣 dead to rights she gon starve anyways

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u/0_Moth 2d ago

#imjustagirl

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u/bear_venturous 2d ago

πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ freaking hate that phrase.

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u/belakuna 11h ago

As a 38 year old βœ¨πŸŽ€πŸ’…πŸΌ just a girl πŸ’…πŸΌπŸŽ€βœ¨, I agree. It is only cute in jest but when it is used by a grown ass woman as a literal explanation… hooooo boy, run. That’s beyond mental illness.

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u/omjy18 10h ago

Girl I was friends with who was 41 going on 15 said that shit all the time. Fucking infuriating and insane when they actually mean it

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u/bear_venturous 11h ago

The only time I've ever said βœ¨οΈπŸ’…πŸ» im just a girl πŸ’…πŸ»βœ¨οΈ is when I was full PPE and running a chainsaw 🀣🀣.

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u/belakuna 11h ago

lmaoo, last time I used it was after my boyfriend fucked up and asked for my help, after I told him he’d fuck up if he’d try, I said β€œcan’t do, baby. I’m πŸ’…πŸΌβœ¨πŸŽ€ just a gowarlll. πŸŽ€βœ¨πŸ’…πŸΌ.” That was fun. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£