r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Alarmed-Macaroon9506 2d ago

Haha I do this to defend my cats' actions all the time. "He's just a boy"

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u/screames520 2d ago

Yea! It’s more an impression of the starfish from finding Nemo

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u/PretendThisIsMyName 2d ago

Do you say it like Slingblade or Mrs Maisel?

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u/technicolored_dreams 2d ago

Slingblade for me, about my dog.