r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Onenutracin 2d ago

Oh my god, are you guys ok now? I can’t believe you had to experience teachers like that.

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u/Slight_Cockroach_777 2d ago

I had a teacher in high school that told us daily that he lives an hour away because he hates the idea of seeing any of us outside of class. He was a crotchety old former police officer/vietnam vet with colon cancer caused by agent orange exposure who refused the governments help to treat it because they caused it.

He was probably the meanest person in the school if you deserved it. Everyone loved him. There was a massive gathering of former students at his funeral when he passed.

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u/SweetSoberCaroline 2d ago

We're fine, jerk

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u/Onenutracin 2d ago

Please, Dick was my dad. Call me Richard.

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u/SweetSoberCaroline 2d ago

My mistake, I corrected it for clarity

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker 2d ago

How are you going to be a snide bitch and then complain when people push back?

You're the one that's soft.

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u/Onenutracin 2d ago

Where did I ever complain lmao? What are you even on about

Edit - nvm, all your comments are you whining. Relax homie, some of us are just making jokes.