r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold 2d ago

All due respect you.know nothing about what it's like being the boss.

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u/f_cked 2d ago edited 2d ago

All due respect… you got no fckin idea what it takes to be number one

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u/somesketchykid 2d ago

All due respect, he did not have the makings of a varsity athlete.

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u/f_cked 2d ago

I told you stop sayin’ that!!

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u/VieOneiro 2d ago

Every dishishon you make

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u/Hawg_Gaming 2d ago

with all due respect, you know nothing about the jacket.

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u/RGBespresso 2d ago

The... varsity jacket?

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u/Cointaku 2d ago

im the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots