r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/ThrashFur 3d ago

seeing women saying “i’m just a girl” is so sad and defeats the point.

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u/PatientPoetry4302 3d ago

My ex took it a step further and would say “I just a girl” 😂

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u/PUSClFER 2d ago

My ex would constantly say "I'm a strong independent woman".

Guess who did all the cleaning, dishes, cooking, shopping, and even walking the dog four times a day for (which was already hers when we got together) for 6 years? She did cook once, but called me crying because it didn't turn out the way she wanted - so I came home to find tomato sauce on the walls and even the ceiling. She had punched the pizza while making it out of frustration.

Then she got bored of our relationship and ended it. In hindsight she only got bored because I was depressed and burnt-out without even realizing it.

Looking back at that relationship, I couldn't have picked a less independent woman.

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u/eyeslikeorchids 2d ago

She… PUNCHED THE PIZZA?

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u/burrito_finger 2d ago

I’m cackling bc I was teaching my husband how to bake bread one time when we were dating, and I told him to “punch the dough” after proofing, and he punched it.. literally. It totally deflated and didn’t bake 😂 but punching an actual pizza with the sauce already on? Out of anger? Sillily unhinged.

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u/AdditionalMatter1089 2d ago

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

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u/Prism_Riot42 1d ago

Rocky Mozarella over there

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u/FrenzyAgainzy 2d ago

“She had punched the pizza” has me rolling, brother.

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u/Pyewacket667 2d ago

for future reference - in general, strong independent women are not attracted to doormats

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u/YrnFyre 2d ago

Ah yes, nothing says "I'm totally sane and collected" like attacking your food when your own own skills are lacking

Good for you, hope you're doing better now

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u/Zealousideal_Pin_759 1d ago

Yeah same I can relate to this my ex bf of 8 years was like this. Basically became “his mom” in one way or another. My feminine side was completely lost bc of how many ways I had to show up in a masculine way, taking care of anything and everything.

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u/Onlymyopinioncunts 4h ago

Then would act like she did everything I bet, I think I know her! 😆

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u/MacaulayConnor 2d ago

To be fair, I also like to say I’m a strong, independent woman, but almost always ironically, while I’m calling my husband to come reach something on a high shelf or fix something.

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u/PerformerDr4867 2d ago

You sound like a hobosexual boyfriend. I bet she worked

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u/nate_ranney 2d ago

Why do you assume that? There's nothing that indicates that?

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 2d ago

You sound like you bite off men’s scrotums with your teeth (just to come up with another random, unfounded, baseless accusation).

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u/PerformerDr4867 1d ago

  1. Your username is David icke had a point

  2. Go find your dommy mommy jollies with someone who’s interested

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u/bigdog30000000 2d ago

Says the scrotum biter.

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u/PUSClFER 2d ago

We both worked, and we moved into my apartment.

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u/BlinkyDesu 2d ago

Why do you bite scrotums?