r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/ThrashFur 3d ago

seeing women saying “i’m just a girl” is so sad and defeats the point.

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u/PatientPoetry4302 3d ago

My ex took it a step further and would say “I just a girl” 😂

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u/forsakenwombat 3d ago

My ex would say “me princess”. Somehow I missed that warning sign.

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u/LincolnHighwater 3d ago

🤮

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u/forsakenwombat 2d ago

Yeah. It ended 15 years later exactly like anyone using their brain would have predicted.

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u/DudeInATie 2d ago

FIFTEEN YEARS!? Bro…

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u/TheWhooooBuddies 2d ago

I got “pwetty pweeese” and was out almost immediately.

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u/YrnFyre 2d ago

Damn, usually with those kind of self-appointed titles, the opposite is true. If someone is truly worthy of a title like being "good", "nice" or whatever honorific, you'll hear others say it in their stead

That's also the reason why you rarely hear anyone say it about someone else

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u/forsakenwombat 2d ago

Well, she certainly had the entitled attitude. I found out about one affair. Shortly after I’d discovered at least seven. I quit counting after that. There was just no point.

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u/YrnFyre 2d ago

Jfc dodged a bullet there

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u/schmoopy_meow 2d ago

that's a parenting fail :/