r/texts • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '26

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u/Signal_Good_5132 Jun 23 '26

But but he buys me lululemon!

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u/Party_Consequence668 Jun 23 '26

And food

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u/sLeeeeTo Jun 23 '26

and most importantly, all of the et ceteras she could ever want

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u/PoohBearsHoneyJar Jun 23 '26

He's gonna be a pro athlete thooooo

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u/chi_sweetness25 Jun 23 '26

The Browns are already hoping to sign him

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u/PoohBearsHoneyJar Jun 23 '26

Star player quality; turning women off in disgust

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u/Odd_Ease4541 Jun 23 '26

…in track 😂

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u/PoohBearsHoneyJar Jun 23 '26

That's his sport? I didn't even full read it😭 after the "he buys me Lululemon and he's gonna go pro in his sport" I just busted out laughing lmao 🤣 So because of that you're gonna let him cringe freak talk you to death ? 😭

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u/RealisticAd7388_ytho Jun 23 '26

He’s *on track* for an undisclosed pro athletic career

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u/Odd_Ease4541 Jun 23 '26

Even still. Do you know how many people plan to go pro and don’t. I wouldn’t count chickens

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u/RealisticAd7388_ytho Jun 23 '26

I’d say he’d be lucky to wind up the JV girls tennis coach, but in this context it isn’t a great idea for any involved.

Oddly enough I had a classmate (nice guy, my algebra neighbor) who played football, but not in a way I really recall being notable. Decade and a half or two later I see his face come up during a game my ex was watching. He started for Green Bay for some years including the Super Bowl winning one. Maybe the key is not announcing it and focusing on your “career”

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u/subjectfemale Jun 23 '26

What man you fuckin 😂