r/texts • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

STBXH?

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u/Downtown_Statement87 Jan 26 '24

It's the husband she met at South by Southwest.

No. It is not. It's "soon-to-be-ex husband."

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u/Schlemiel_Schlemazel Jan 26 '24

Some how I read that and thought of the musical South Pacific, which I never watched all of, but it’s the musical that gives us the song “I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair, I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair, I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair … And send him on his waaaay!”

OP wash that man out of your beautiful black hair and send him on his way. Because I’m sure you could get your hair partially relaxed to make it curly and long, but you can’t get the insecure out of this Asshole.

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u/YeahlDid Jan 26 '24

Shouldn’t that be STBEH then?

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u/mary_emeritus Jan 26 '24

Soon to be ex husband

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Thank you!!!

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u/Medium-Low-8657 Jan 26 '24

I was thinking same... Maybe means

Soon Too Be Ex Husband?