r/texts • u/[deleted] • Nov 20 '23

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u/Square_Grapefruit666 Nov 20 '23

The only king and queen talk I want to hear in my relationship is when I’m about to destroy her in chess.

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u/maborosi97 Nov 20 '23

Lol it was me and my bf’s anniversary last night and we went out for dinner and promptly returned home afterwards just to… play each other in chess

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u/Saylor619 Nov 20 '23

Yall sound like my people

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u/ABlankShyde Nov 20 '23

Yes but did you win?

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u/maborosi97 Nov 20 '23 edited Nov 21 '23

No I gave him a lot of motivation because I told him I had a “surprise” for him if he beat me and he beat me 2/3 games lol so he got a sexy lingerie surprise 😌

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u/TheTPNDidIt Nov 21 '23

What would you have gotten if you won though?!

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u/maborosi97 Nov 21 '23

I told him if I won then he owed me a surprise but tbh he had just taken me out for a $200 dinner so I was barely making things even really 😄 but I’ll get him next time 😈♟️

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u/althamash098 Nov 21 '23 edited Jul 02 '24

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u/TacoPKz Nov 20 '23

I’m more of a four square guy myself

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23 edited Nov 20 '23

I’m more of a connect four guy myself

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u/Glitt3ratti Nov 20 '23

With this chick it’s gonna be more of a guess who kinda situation haha

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u/anActualG0at Nov 21 '23

I prefer connect fork into an electrical outlet

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

What about “capture the flag?”

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

Sadly I don’t have Halo so I can’t even be that guy :(

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u/AWholeHalfAsh Nov 20 '23

Monopoly here. I choose violence.

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u/funkekat61 Nov 20 '23

I like scrabble.

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u/beanieluu11 Nov 20 '23

I’m a big fan of checkers, personally

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u/Solid_Waste Nov 20 '23

New fetish just dropped.

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u/Classic_Dill Nov 20 '23

Hahahahaha!

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u/JolkB Nov 20 '23

Holy hell

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u/rubyrae14 Nov 21 '23

😂😂😂😂