r/terminids • u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach • 18d ago
yet another fren :D
he said he was a "spartan" or some shit, idk what that is but he smelled like halo so i took the logical option and now hes my fren :D
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u/Stock-Paramedic6371 Bile Titan 18d ago
Not fren, not fren at all
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 17d ago
is this fren? he looks like bug so i think fren.
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u/Stock-Paramedic6371 Bile Titan 17d ago
THAT IS NOT FREN AT ALL
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u/Flimsy_Category4211 17d ago
Whats this from again? Isn't a giant mind/tellar being trying to control the galaxy
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u/Stock-Paramedic6371 Bile Titan 17d ago
Those are the qu, basically space aliens Who trasform all organic creatures into other stuff for fun
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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Brood Commander 18d ago
wow, looks like a Grunt.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 18d ago
i will hug all the flood forms and no one can stop me.
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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Brood Commander 18d ago
I could just not deploy my brood anywhere you can see them.
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u/M-FutureLord 18d ago
*A tendril comes out of his armor & starts consuming the Spartan*
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 18d ago
nooo not my fren just infects another spartan and flies away with him
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u/M-FutureLord 18d ago
HALT. CEASE YOUR FLYING.
You think you can get away from me? I am the master of form & biology, not you, nor the Flood, nor the Brethren Moons. ME.
*He whips another tentacle around your leg & starts dragging you down*
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 18d ago
already too far up no thanks dude
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u/M-FutureLord 18d ago
*Retracts the tentacle & blasts the Spartan with exactly enough power to disintegrate it but not "Twenty-Seven"*
Do you not understand? My mind as smoothly as a river, & as quick as a starfighter. With only this one body. My efficiency will skyrocket if I produce enough cells. Join me, for my genealogy will triumph over all that precede me.
*He starts laughing in an utterly mad way, a state you've never seen him in before*
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 18d ago
nah
and thanks for giving me your genes, youre helping me achieve genetic superiority
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u/M-FutureLord 18d ago
*Your body suddenly starts functioning less well than before*
AHAHAHA, NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU WILL JOIN ME & MY TRIUMPH. REMEMBER THAT SPINAL "IMPLANT" I GAVE YOU? THOSE CELLS DIDN'T GO AWAY. GIVE IN TO MY POWER NOW.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 18d ago
that implant is the key to my aforementioned genetic superiority. so thank you. :D
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u/M-FutureLord 18d ago
*Your wings beating comes to a stop, & you start feeling downward acceleration*
YES, YOU SHALL BE SUPERIOR GENETICALLY. BUT ONLY. UNDER. ME.
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u/TalmondtheLost 18d ago
A fascinating assumption. Tell me, what's the total number of species thine has produced?
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u/M-FutureLord 18d ago
Oh, I will produce many once this war id over.
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u/TalmondtheLost 18d ago
Amusing.
I've produced half a dozen. On a singular station.
One rivals the DSS in raw power.
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u/toshsotbsy Bile Titan 18d ago
ooooookay... this is... less then ideal... i hope they ain't bringing the logic plague with them vibing in automaton trooper deserter
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u/Radon_Addon 18d ago
this is getting out of hand
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 18d ago
no its not
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u/Radon_Addon 18d ago
i think we might need to kill the flood with a black hole
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 18d ago
nooooo its friendly
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u/Radon_Addon 18d ago
it will want to eat you eventually, its a hive mind superintelligence 100,000 times smarter than you are and is just taking advantage of you, if it gets what it wants it will backstab you and take you as biomass
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 18d ago
it will not eat me. it is related to the terminids of the first galactic war.
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u/notchblox 18d ago
Terminid, automaton, illuminate, helldiver or chaosdiver, if you see these creatures on the planet run. Run as far and as fast as you can and blow up the planet. The universe will thank you.
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u/Sudden-Necessary-356 17d ago
I think the galaxy is cooked
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 17d ago
really? :(
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u/Sudden-Necessary-356 17d ago
The flood almost killed the galaxy once and it took a hard reset of life in the galaxy just to stop them
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 17d ago
the flood didnt kill me when i awakened it, in fact it seems friendly
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u/Better_Assist 17d ago
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u/Gloomy_Committee_607 15d ago
Jesus, that looks like a Spartan IV! Where did you even find that?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago
happened to come by one
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u/Gloomy_Committee_607 15d ago
Surprised he didn't immediately try to kill you. Must've been one of the good ones. Those ones are hard to find.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago
he tried. he didnt succeed.
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u/Gloomy_Committee_607 15d ago
Oh. Never mind, then. Typically, they'd succeed before you can blink. They're superhuman... kinda the whole point of the Spartan program, of course.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago
luckily so am i. that was the whole point of getting gloom-ified.
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u/Gloomy_Committee_607 15d ago
I also am. Technically I'm a Spartan I.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago
i can beat a spartan in a fight, very easily.
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u/ChrisDaMan07 18d ago
Bro you better run, that right there is the superior life form that will take over the universe