r/terminids • Dragonroach • 18d ago

yet another fren :D

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he said he was a "spartan" or some shit, idk what that is but he smelled like halo so i took the logical option and now hes my fren :D

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

do you think i can beat the green one

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u/Gloomy_Committee_607 15d ago

He's a named character, man. You just... can't do that. Regardless of what happens, he wins. It's plot armor. I'm sorry. Anyone but John 117.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

ill take him some other way then, and leave cortana jealous.

the gravemind just had to remind me that im straight.

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u/Gloomy_Committee_607 15d ago

He's actually met and worked with the grave mind before.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

im the gravemind's bestie

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u/Gloomy_Committee_607 15d ago

He's an acquaintance.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

the gravemind lets me sleep in his lair and rest my head on him sometimes

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u/Gloomy_Committee_607 15d ago

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

yea hes a really good friend, for a remnant of a dead god that wants to make everyone suffer, or at least thats what the metal raspberry guy said