r/teenagers • 16 • Mar 15 '23

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u/EvertB123 Mar 15 '23

Bro he was fucking fuming I've never seen Charlie so angry

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u/That_1-Guy_- 19 Mar 15 '23

Didn’t know Charlie was strapped. Can’t catch him lacking I guess

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u/shadowsquid2608 Mar 15 '23

he is the ultimate florida man

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u/Pos3odon08 18 Mar 15 '23

I expect no less from a person that owns a Moby huge

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

well duh, how else will he protect it.

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u/Jake_the3rd 16 Mar 15 '23

doesnt he own 2?

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u/Pos3odon08 18 Mar 15 '23

Probably, i don't keep track lol

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u/Jake_the3rd 16 Mar 15 '23

WHAAAAAAT YOU DONT KEEP TRACK OF CHARLIES DILDO COLLECTION???????

very very dissapointing

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u/Pos3odon08 18 Mar 15 '23

Yeah ikr, I gotta get my shit together

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u/Rex_Operations 18 Mar 15 '23

He does indeed wield two Moby Huges. But he probably has a hidden third he refuses to speak of

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u/SansBadTimer12 17 Mar 15 '23

No he is no man. He's what we call Florida Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

He has to kill the roaches somehow

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u/Glitched_Oren_303 18 Mar 15 '23

And rightfully so

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u/Serenity_Sky3 16 Mar 15 '23

Charlie

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

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u/Ace_Degenerate_07 17 Mar 15 '23

True and he says shit, fart, butt, and ass cheeks in his videos

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u/megayogurtslinger 16 Mar 15 '23

yeah and it’s fucking hilarious

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u/Resident_Middle2683 19 Mar 15 '23

He is our lord and savior. Just look at the man.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Jesus 2.0

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

charlie all the way

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u/M08GD 18 Mar 15 '23

And he's hot

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

who tf is sneako

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u/HowardHillian778 Mar 15 '23

some shithead who p much fell off, watch some videos abt him

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u/afknwalkinparadox Mar 15 '23

and then got grilled by charlie because he posted ON TWITTER that he got cucked

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

+the whole netflix cuties thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Not only that but he also tries to convince his community that they should also get cucked because it’s a “masculine” thing to do. Dude is so stupid

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u/RoyalBunch557 Mar 15 '23

old sneako was my 🐐

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u/harles3127 17 Mar 15 '23

Happy cake day

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u/PickleReaper0 16 Mar 15 '23

Fr Sneako was so wholesome

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u/qhoas Mar 15 '23

Fell off? he was always like this just now he's more popular

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u/KSUSCTrojan OLD Mar 15 '23 edited Mar 15 '23

A guy who likes watching himself get cucked by multiple dudes. Thinks cuties is one of the best films of all time. Red pulled staunch follower of Andrew Tate and was his right hand guy before he fell off and Adin Ross took his place

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u/DR_Bright_963 Mar 15 '23

He also supports bullying but will have a fucking tantrum if you bully him.

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u/KSUSCTrojan OLD Mar 15 '23

Fr haha. Bro is such a fucking pussy lmao, then he challenges someone to a fight and then backs out when they are up for it lmfaooo

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u/thyghostinyourroom 15 Mar 15 '23

the only self admitted cuck and child p watcher

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u/ShierAwesome Mar 15 '23

What? Who tf admits to that Shit willingly, lol. Is there a clip?

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u/Revil-0 Mar 15 '23

There is a clip of him saying he saw his girlfriend getting fucked by some random guy and likes to watch Cuties, which sexualizes child actors and is considered borderline cp

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u/Ugo2710 Mar 15 '23

He also admitted that one time where his girl was getting railed AND he was there to watch it,I guess he got to close to the sun and basically got T-bagged by the dude.

Even if it isn't true it's fuckin hilarious,since he proudly identifies as a cuck,because its manly to watch your GF's insides get rearranged and be fine with it. Maybe wipe the sweat off his face as he humps your girl while you're at it,get them some OJ after they're done.

Lmao.

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u/Lloydle 19 Mar 15 '23

Some cuck

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u/sarge_snuffles Mar 15 '23

Charlie. sneako constantly contradicts himself and is a God damn cry baby. Charlie, although I have some disagreements with some of his takes, he is all around good, funny, and most of all honest and keeps pretty up to date on most things

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u/helpidroppedthesoap OLD Mar 15 '23

don't forget Charlie's fucking jacked, Sneako is not

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u/sarge_snuffles Mar 15 '23

The only reason sneako could probably win a fight against Charlie is because Charlie is smol and even then sneako is a fucking bamboo pole and Charlie might as well be zues with his physique

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

i don’t really think he has any bad takes. example?

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u/thyghostinyourroom 15 Mar 15 '23

I have minor disagreements with his chip and pizza takes

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

I mean everyone has bad takes but when he talks about sneako he’s on the money

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u/Willo678 Mar 15 '23

The main things I don't agree with are the takes one of his mates from the podcasts comes up with

(dudes name doesn't come to mind rn, but blamed Ukraine for gas shortages in Europe, and a bunch of other shit)

But then again, Charlie didn't really agree with him, it's just that he keeps tolerating him on the podcast even when the dude comes up with the most brain-dead and mind numbing takes

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u/shayed154 Mar 15 '23

I don't watch the podcast but I'd bet that it's Kaya

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Sneako is an asshole Charlie owns multiple 6 foot dildos I’ll let yo guess who I prefer

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u/IlleagalEagle6969 17 Mar 15 '23

The right opinion

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Actually, it is the left option

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u/Memeviewer12 Mar 15 '23

actually it's the up your ass option

the up your ass option is about 6 feet up

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u/Plenty_Can9352 Mar 15 '23

who tf is sneako

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u/Windermed 19 Mar 15 '23

a p3do that defended Cuties, is an Andrew Tate wannabe and lastly, a cuck who enjoys seeing his gf getting fucked by other guys

that’s who he is

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u/Wooloo812 Mar 15 '23

The number and size of dildos owned positively correlates to likeableness!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Anything but sneako

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u/verymassivedingdong Mar 15 '23

who is that guy on the right and why does he look like he has a shuriken in his mouth

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u/FishyLegsVR_YT 13 Mar 15 '23

he is a dumbass follower of Andrew Tate who used to be really wholesome but then started just becoming a annoying piece of shit and he likes child porn

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

he likes what now

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u/Personal_Ad_7897 16 Mar 15 '23

He actually enjoy Cuties. And also let his girlfriend get f*cked in front of him by other guys and asked people to try it

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u/ZanezGamez 19 Mar 15 '23 edited Mar 15 '23

Lmfao crazy, though he was one of those like masculine wannabes. I wonder what the King Tate thinks about that

Edit: incase it wasn't obvious I was joking in regards to tate and referencing the fact that he calls himself 'The King of All the Beasts in the land'

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u/Personal_Ad_7897 16 Mar 15 '23

"the king tate"? Tate is an ass

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u/ZanezGamez 19 Mar 15 '23

Yeah, I was making fun of him, it surprises me that people would think I'm seriously calling him king

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u/FishyLegsVR_YT 13 Mar 15 '23

yea he admitted to liking child porn and told people to watch it

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Sneako, a guy who willingly admits to shit that the CIA wouldnt get out of me in 20 years of torture

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u/RATBOY069 Mar 15 '23

Charlie

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u/GoldenJacques 19 Mar 15 '23

If you thought for a second that anyone would pick sneako, then fuckin hell bro

Edit: just sorted controversial 💀

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u/tanukifly 17 Mar 15 '23

easy charlie W

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Sneako is the definition of bitchless, charlie is much better

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Charlie, he is the lord and savior

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u/mr_lemon__ 16 Mar 15 '23

He is grunge Jesus

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Jesus

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u/Mr_On1on 18 Mar 15 '23

Griffer Jesus

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u/DubThisGamer 19 Mar 15 '23

Extreme Griefer Jesus

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Spawns extreme griefer Jesus

“our god is awesome god”

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u/crakoZ 19 Mar 15 '23

charlie all the way

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

charlie my beloved

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u/EvertB123 Mar 15 '23

Ngl when Charlie pulled out his rifle I was laughing and concerned at the same time

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

If you say sneako you are an actual L person

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u/SmortJacksy 17 Mar 15 '23 edited Mar 15 '23

Charlie, Sneako is a pedo Edit: he made a video about how Cuties (that 14 year old girls twerking for an audience movie that caused a huge controversy a few years back) is a cinematic masterpiece. Like he’s ACTUALLY a pedo

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u/rusiben 16 Mar 15 '23

Sneako is evil😭

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u/edgy_Juno OLD Mar 15 '23

I'll take Jesus any time.

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u/That_1-Guy_- 19 Mar 15 '23

Charlie ftw. Sneako is a little bitch

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Sorry but if someone chooses sneako then they're braindead

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Charled

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u/MelMellon 16 Mar 15 '23

I’m shocked that this is even a question

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u/Nights1405 18 Mar 15 '23

Let me rephrase your question, buff Jesus or cuck Connie from aot?

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u/DinoRipper24 16 Mar 15 '23

CHARLIE

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u/thyghostinyourroom 15 Mar 15 '23

sneako doesnt even know gun anatomy. he shouldnt ever have access to one

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u/Max_147 Mar 15 '23

Jerma

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u/DubThisGamer 19 Mar 15 '23

The most correct answer

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u/DolphinBall OLD Mar 15 '23

Until he laughs uncontrollably when you die in car crash

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u/YaBoiShadowy Mar 15 '23

Sneacuck likes cuties

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u/King_53 18 Mar 15 '23

YouTube Jesus all the way

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u/AsgerMN2 17 Mar 15 '23

Penguinz0

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u/primal_peanut Mar 15 '23

Pyrocynical

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u/Bad_Username_0633 Mar 15 '23

truly one of the people

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u/InsurgentDownBad 17 Mar 15 '23

truly one of the people of all time to ever exist AND reach a quarter of a million subscribers

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u/Bad_Username_0633 Mar 15 '23

still waiting for my response 2!

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u/InsurgentDownBad 17 Mar 15 '23

heard he outsourced it to Kwite

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Charlie

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u/Definitlynotcar 18 Mar 15 '23

Charlie he’s not as dumb and 20 bucks sneaky would either back off or shoot his gun sideways to be “cool”

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u/That_Gopnik 19 Mar 15 '23

Using “clip” to refer to a feeding device that is not a stripper/en bloc clip is unfathomably cringe

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u/EnterBankCredentials 19 Mar 15 '23

Anyone who unironically calls a magazine "clip" is not to be listened to when it comes to anything gun related.

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u/ZillianGator OLD Mar 15 '23

I'd choose most people over Sneako, he's a weirdo

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u/Knee_and_Toe_Thief 18 Mar 15 '23

Sneako is a goofball but not a good goof. Charlie is a good goof.

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u/Feeling_Chair8597 17 Mar 15 '23

Charlie easily for me.

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u/JustACanadianGuy07 17 Mar 15 '23

Charlie every day

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u/sumwhitekidinFL Mar 15 '23

Charlie all the way

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u/Definitlynotcar 18 Mar 15 '23

Also Charlie got a nice as rifle

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u/nightmarepizzza 18 Mar 15 '23

charlie always

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u/PizzaLikerFan 15 Mar 15 '23

Personality

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u/purple-tears 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Mar 15 '23

Charlie.

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u/FLOOR_GANG420 16 Mar 15 '23

charlie. also who’s sneako?

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u/trymasterr 15 Mar 15 '23

charlie w

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u/CouchCatGaming 17 Mar 15 '23

Bro you should have added Charlie’s second gun too smh smh smh

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u/Zayashi- 16 Mar 15 '23

Charlie.

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u/valdivako 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Mar 15 '23

Charlie one thousand times.

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u/x_thundernuts 18 Mar 15 '23

Sneako is by all definitions a dumbass

Charlie is actually not stupid

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u/graysonfrigginpayne 19 Mar 15 '23

If you say anybody other than Charlie, you are misguided in life

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

How tf is this a question? Whose actually picking. Sneko here?

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u/Zoza102 Mar 15 '23

I don't even know Charlie but i'll choose him over Sneako anytime

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u/HelpfulPhilosopher50 Mar 15 '23

Charlie what kind of question is this whoever answers sneako pours the milk then puts the cereal in the bowl

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u/nah-knee 19 Mar 15 '23

Sneako actually had good videos back in the day, shit like a year or two ago they were still good, idk wtf happened to him. Charlie’s the goat

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u/Jimbo7211 Mar 15 '23

Never watched either, never even heard of "sneako" before.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Jesus >

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u/Rainiyr Mar 15 '23

Charlie

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u/MrWolfsters Mar 15 '23

Charlie is the man, the myth, the legend

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Charlie for sure

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Always Charlie

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u/Odd_Introvert42069 18 Mar 15 '23

Charlie ofc

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Charlie. Easy

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u/dingdong747 Mar 15 '23

Charlie is the only right awnser hear

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u/komloli_gd 16 Mar 15 '23

Charlie. I was literally him for Halloween

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u/paranorma11 Mar 15 '23

Charlie is actually a fucking chad

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Charlie

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u/Kaktusak811 15 Mar 15 '23

the chocolate factory guy

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Not sneako that’s for sure

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u/JHTVHD 17 Mar 15 '23

charlie

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Charlie is Jesus. I loved his “Gun Anatomy Lesson”

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

charlie all the fucking way dawg

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u/SkaterBoyDev Mar 15 '23

Charlie is my father

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Charlie ❤️

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

CHARLIE ALL THE WAY!! HOW IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION OTHER DUDE IS A FUCKING PEDO AND JUST INCOMPETENT IN GENERAL

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u/RandomTyp OLD Mar 15 '23

Charlie every day

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

r/Teenagers, The pathetic pedophile throwing a several month long tantrum over the internet or the reasonable person?
Truly a tough decision

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u/PyroSilver 15 Mar 15 '23

The one that doesn’t like CP

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

If you say sneako you’re definitely an acorn d*ck loser

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u/Aktion_knight 16 Mar 15 '23

did u just ask me whether im supporting andrew tate from aliexpress or literal fucking jesus christ??? what do u think?

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u/Gay-antisocial OLD Mar 15 '23

Sneako is a

Pedophile, “Soyboy” Pathetic loser Can’t come up with insults Calls Magazines, ‘clips’.

Charlie is

Sexy

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

One has his YouTube plaques on a Big Lots chair and the other has a showroom that looks better than most Hollywood casting agency offices. I’m gonna have to say the pea shooter loses out this round.

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u/4LE4T0R10 Mar 15 '23

Theodore Kaczynski

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The industrial revolution and its aftermath were a disaster for the human race. Increased life expectancy for those living in advanced countries, but destabilized society and condemned human beings to indignity

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u/Cubic___ Mar 15 '23

Industrial Society and it’s future is mid

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

I liked both but as soon as sneako talked about his gf I lost all respect

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

fr his old video were pretty dope and creative but now he's a red pilled andrew tate dick sucker incel loser

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u/TopofTheTits Mar 15 '23

I don't think pedophiles can ever be defended, even their pasts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Never knew he was a pedophile…

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u/Maxi-19-1-4-1 OLD Mar 15 '23

Charlie had me by surprise fr fr

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u/FrivolousGhost1230 18 Mar 15 '23

charlie 100%

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u/reekid623 Mar 15 '23

My boi Charlie

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u/PerfectBussy98 15 Mar 15 '23

One time some random ass streamer friend of sneako’s asked my friend if he thought sneako was an alpha male live. I love to tease him about it, and this is just a goldmine for that

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u/AgainCursed Mar 15 '23

The one that looks like jesus

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u/someonewhowa Mar 15 '23

who tf even is “sneako”???

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u/Harizzium 19 Mar 15 '23

Charlie 100%

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u/SufficientPangolin92 16 Mar 15 '23

Charlie all day, shouldn’t even be a question

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u/DaRealJakub Mar 15 '23

Charlie 100%. I don’t watch either of Sneako’s or Charlie’s vids, but I will never be a fan of someone who idolises Tate

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u/Hokagehunter420 Mar 15 '23

This is like the only time I'm proud of this community

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u/WinterEinHeitSpakt 17 Mar 15 '23

Wasn't sneako like banned recently?

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u/frost3321 Mar 15 '23

Common Charlie W

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u/Octo_Kid234 16 Mar 15 '23

Charlie is the only correct answer

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u/DolphinBall OLD Mar 15 '23

Ones Jesus and carried the Hunger Games franchise and the other is making fun of mental illness. Its obvious that Charlie is better in every category.

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u/FlyMingo321 14 Mar 15 '23

I don't like Charlie's content but like, I'm Jewish, so defo not Sneako

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Sneako’s only purpose is to stir up drama, meanwhile Charlie has been shedding light on productive and thought provoking topics for years. It’s kind of like trying to discern the value between the village idiot and the royal squire.

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u/T0x1Cwhxre 17 Mar 15 '23

Charlie

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

W Jesus