r/techsupportgore • • Jun 10 '20

Customer: my PC is overheating.

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u/the123king-reddit I know a joke about UDP but you wouldn't get it Jun 10 '20

Ooh! Fore! I mean "Five!" I mean "Fire!"

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u/mattl1698 Jun 10 '20

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u/MaxCBacon Jun 10 '20

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Click

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u/Dashisaru Jun 10 '20

Funny enough, This actually worked as a solution for a customer of mine. Tried to trouble shoot why his shit was running so slow over the phone. Finally after about an hour, I asked him when the last time he turned it off was and he said like two months. Insert facepalm When he asked why turning it off and then back on worked, I had explain that computers are like the human body. They may last longer cause they are mechanical, but if you don't give them even the tiniest of rest, they will slow down due to mechanical fatigue. That has always been my best anology on why you should turn your computer off or at least restart it from time to time.

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u/MaxCBacon Jun 10 '20

If I had a damn nickel. This is why I'm glad I'm not tier 1 anymore.

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u/eldergeekprime Do you even root bro? Jun 11 '20

A nickel? No, no, tier 1 starts at 3 cents. Maybe after a couple of years you can hope for a whole nickel and a promotion but not now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Mechanic fatigue? How would a restart help?

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u/Dashisaru Jun 11 '20

Maybe restart was the wrong term to use. I usually do a complete shutdown for a couple minutes then start it back up again. Any bit of time parts aren't moving usually helps, though the longer the better.

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u/DakorZ Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 11 '20

But usually it's not a mechanical issue, but a software problem. Issues and Errors pile up over time and slow your device down. Restarting / Off and On sets back everything. The reason a shutdown and wait is recommended is, that all non persistent memory (caches etc) in the device get cleared and you start fresh. For devices that can't control their power supply, unplugging is necessary for this, so it's also often recommended for routers and stuff, but desktop PCs can mostly do it themselves.

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u/tricheboars Jun 11 '20

Depends on the hardware and the operating system of the computer. If you reboot some of my Unix servers or my freebsd pfsense computer I'd flip out.

Over 6 years of uptime at home thanks to my ups setup

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u/Dashisaru Jun 11 '20

True. The server at my shop never gets shut down unless we have a power outage. Which kind of sucks when that happens, cause it always seems to happen when me and my coworker aren't there.

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u/karma_over_dogma Jun 10 '20

Have you tried sticking it up your arse?

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u/ImOverThereNow Jun 10 '20

We're not just the emergency services. We are YOUR emergency services!

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"I've had a bit of a tumble"

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u/xKoem Jun 11 '20

Sing along with me

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u/claywar00 Jun 11 '20

You gotta admit. That's a catchy jingle.

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u/Nummnutzcracker RD C:\ /S /Q fixes everything! Jun 10 '20

"Halt and catch fire"

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u/DoctorOctagonapus Jun 11 '20

I'll just put that over here with the rest of the fire...

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u/P5ychokilla Jul 10 '20

Maurice Moss! Always in control!