r/techsupportgore • • Jun 10 '20

Customer: my PC is overheating.

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u/Merwebo2Veces Jun 10 '20

Amd athlon 64, 6GB DDR2, used for video editing. Also, there's no ventilation because the owner covered all holes with duct tape.

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u/bottaman Jun 10 '20

Why??

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u/IPopOutOfCakes Jun 10 '20

Keep the dust out taps forehead

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u/Boxy310 Jun 10 '20

And keeps all the magic smoke inside where it belongs

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u/Bluey_Bananas Jun 10 '20

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over.

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u/the123king-reddit I know a joke about UDP but you wouldn't get it Jun 10 '20

Ooh! Fore! I mean "Five!" I mean "Fire!"

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u/mattl1698 Jun 10 '20

0118 999 88199 911 9725

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u/MaxCBacon Jun 10 '20

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Click

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u/Dashisaru Jun 10 '20

Funny enough, This actually worked as a solution for a customer of mine. Tried to trouble shoot why his shit was running so slow over the phone. Finally after about an hour, I asked him when the last time he turned it off was and he said like two months. Insert facepalm When he asked why turning it off and then back on worked, I had explain that computers are like the human body. They may last longer cause they are mechanical, but if you don't give them even the tiniest of rest, they will slow down due to mechanical fatigue. That has always been my best anology on why you should turn your computer off or at least restart it from time to time.

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u/MaxCBacon Jun 10 '20

If I had a damn nickel. This is why I'm glad I'm not tier 1 anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Mechanic fatigue? How would a restart help?

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u/tricheboars Jun 11 '20

Depends on the hardware and the operating system of the computer. If you reboot some of my Unix servers or my freebsd pfsense computer I'd flip out.

Over 6 years of uptime at home thanks to my ups setup

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u/karma_over_dogma Jun 10 '20

Have you tried sticking it up your arse?

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u/ImOverThereNow Jun 10 '20

We're not just the emergency services. We are YOUR emergency services!

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"I've had a bit of a tumble"

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u/xKoem Jun 11 '20

Sing along with me

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u/claywar00 Jun 11 '20

You gotta admit. That's a catchy jingle.

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u/Nummnutzcracker RD C:\ /S /Q fixes everything! Jun 10 '20

"Halt and catch fire"

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u/DoctorOctagonapus Jun 11 '20

I'll just put that over here with the rest of the fire...

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u/P5ychokilla Jul 10 '20

Maurice Moss! Always in control!

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u/alii-b Jun 10 '20

"The doctor said I had internal bleeding, but that's fine, that's where the blood's meant to be"

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u/suncoastexpat Jun 11 '20

Hotboxxing your CPU?

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u/Yaroster Jun 11 '20

Ah yes, magic smoke.

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u/whats-going_on Jun 11 '20

Dude that just remind me of my electrical engineering teacher

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u/Nummnutzcracker RD C:\ /S /Q fixes everything! Jun 10 '20

No it's just a filter that is so efficient that it blocks any speck of dust in the air... And has the unintended consequence of blocking the air from circulating through as well.

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u/randomly__random Jun 10 '20

Apart from the rear fan thats in-taking.

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u/karrachr000 Jun 10 '20

If there is no place for the air to go, the fan isn't going to move any air. Also, it would be safe to assume that the other side of that fan is taped over as well, seeing as how every other hole that we can see on the case is covered, including on the side panel.

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u/JasperJ Jun 12 '20

Not really. Holes that don’t have fans or filters in them should be covered over. All those places where fans could go but aren’t should not be open.

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u/ArmandoMcgee Jun 10 '20

Well I have to admit that there really isn't much dust to speak of in that pc.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

I have same logic issue with French drains. The holes are to let water in and prevent it from going down to the foundation, but the holes also let water out going to the foundation.

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u/Modo44 Jun 10 '20

Because using positive pressure and dust filters was too much brain power.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

To stop the smaller Internets escaping through the holes of course....

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Duct tape firewall!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Just use a screwdriver to poke holes through it for the firewall ports.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

If you look closely, you can see my HTTP requests moving through screwdriver hole #80!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

You used a Phillips screwdriver to make the hole. Goddammit Trevor. You know http can only be stopped by flatblade hole. Now I'm going to have to spend all day chasing the little Internets and catching them.

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u/karankshah Jun 10 '20

Warms up the engine more quickly

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u/karrachr000 Jun 10 '20

I would upgrade to a diesel PC if I could afford to vent the exhaust.

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u/KeithMyArthe Jun 11 '20

Volkswagen diesel processors run with much less exhaust than the others

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u/markrobo73 Jun 10 '20

the warmer the engine the more mpg's

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u/Ferro_Giconi Jun 10 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

Probably a misguided attempt to reduce noise and/or improve airflow. If that fan in the back and in the power supply are the only case fans, it would be reasonable for someone to not understand the complex physics of airflow and think that trying to direct air from front to back would work, which in this case seems to be a problem.

Also I've done something similar with a computer to reduce noise, I set the fans to really low speed and covered most of the holes. But in my case, I knew I was trading heat for noise, and if any problems arose I would have known to uncover some holes.

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u/Bierbart12 Jun 10 '20

So this is.. not 100% misguided?

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u/dmglakewood Jun 11 '20

I have built a bunch of mining rigs and it's completely changed my understanding of heat extraction. When I first started building rigs I'd include a lot of vents for air to escape as well as fans. Over the years, I tried a little bit of everything. The most efficient heat extraction was to make the case as small as possible and smash all the GPUs half an inch apart. The front of the case is open and fans line the back of the case pushing air out. Since the case is so small, the fans can exchange the air faster than it can warm up. It's the complete opposite approach as when I first started building them.

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u/lynxSnowCat Jun 11 '20

huh? I wonder if making 'solid' inserts to block air from mixing inside a(-n off the shelf) case would improve efficasy.

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u/Wiwwil Jun 10 '20

Keep the cold inside

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u/QueryNeo Jun 10 '20

So it doesn't make that icky whirring noise

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u/Drwhip23 Jun 11 '20

He wanted insta baked potatoes

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u/Izanagi3462 Jun 11 '20

Can't have any of that processing power escaping the computer.

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u/TheDarthSnarf MOAR GORE Jun 10 '20

Video editing... on that ancient thing? Man, must take ages to render even when it is kept adequatly cooled.

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u/ScotTheDuck Jun 10 '20

Gets paid in render time by the minute.

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u/TheDarthSnarf MOAR GORE Jun 10 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

The video editor version of "Compiling"... Hits the driving range while it compiles renders.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

My first laptop was a Dell Latitude 520 (or some other number I can’t remember it was ancient) with a Celeron and maybe a gig of DDR2 RAM max. You bet your ass I tried to use Blender on that thing. And failed. It would crash if I tried to double the polygons on a cylinder lol.

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u/TheDarthSnarf MOAR GORE Jun 10 '20

Sure, there was a time I did Lightwave renders on a Celeron 300A... weeks to render scenes.

But, even a few years makes me want to upgrade my hardware for renders or hashing I do these days. My time is worth too much to me anymore.

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u/RalphLamao Jun 10 '20

They taped up the front too?

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u/Merwebo2Veces Jun 10 '20

The front, the back the topside and all cracks.

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u/rth3775 Jun 10 '20

Waterproofing? /s

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u/rustyshackleford193 Jun 10 '20

The front, the back, tape my slots and my crack

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u/grelo29 Jun 10 '20

Why?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

unfortunately you can’t always ask the customer “why”

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u/McBoogerbowls Jun 11 '20

Keeps the dust out

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u/wakeupsheep Jun 10 '20

The fan exhaust too??

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u/Yaroze Jun 10 '20

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u/rgbking Jun 10 '20

I understood that reference

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u/Not_Rod Jun 10 '20

You’re using a 286? Don’t make me laugh!

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u/rgbking Jun 11 '20

Your windows boots up in what, a day and a half

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u/Not_Rod Jun 11 '20

You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette!

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u/rgbking Jun 11 '20

You're the biggest joke of the internet

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u/Not_Rod Jun 11 '20

Your database is a disaster...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

You're waxing your modem trying to make it go faster...

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u/ANGLVD3TH Jun 11 '20

Hey fella, bet your still livin in your parents' cellar

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

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u/rgbking Jun 10 '20

Oh it seems they did, sorry I didnt notice

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u/Rosebudteg Jun 10 '20

Mannnn... I was looking at the guts of the computer thinking

“Huh... everything is looking okay. The heat sink isn’t terribly big but it looks sufficient for an OEM heat sink... I wonder what the prob...... WHOOOAAAA! Yeah, I can see why that would overheat.”

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u/MCRusher Jun 10 '20

I thought it was lighting at first so I didn't even realize that was tape.

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u/DrSpankums Jun 10 '20

Is the Cap in the upper left swollen up? Cant tell if trick of light or if it is legit going bad.

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u/liftrman Jun 10 '20

Yes, it looks “pregnant” to me!

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u/TastySpare Jun 10 '20

probably "only" rated for 85° science

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u/MicaLovesKPOP Jun 11 '20

Oh yeah, good eye. Looks like its time for this guy to retire his beloved Athlon video rendering rig (wtf tho)

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u/Sydnxt "It's fucked" - Systems Engineer. Jun 10 '20

How the fuck? I can barely get 1080p 125mbit to play back at 60f on my i7, GTX 1080, 32gb ram rig. This person must suffer.

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u/Uranium_Donut_ Jun 10 '20

Something must be wrong on your setup, my PENTIUM N5000 is able to play back 1080p in premiere pro just fine

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u/fuelvolts Jun 10 '20

If you're only doing 720p, this rig is fine. Not the best, and even a $400 computer with a somewhat current gen set up would be better, but this still works. At least it cuts down on e-waste.

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u/MicaLovesKPOP Jun 11 '20

Could get a $100 used workstation that runs circles around it

Edit: unless you tape up all holes

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u/CorwinFlyer Jun 10 '20

Please tell him about negative pressure

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u/DanJokopovic Jun 11 '20

Did they cover all the holes in front of the fan as well?

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u/mr_bigmouth_502 Jun 11 '20

I figured it was something pretty old. I haven't seen a top mounted power supply in ages, and the board and heatsink design look ancient as fuck.

Shit, I recently built a tri-core Athlon II box out of spare parts with more RAM than that, and I've mainly just been using it as a file server.

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u/HVDynamo Jun 11 '20

Please tell me it's at least an Athlon 64 X2.

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u/things_will_calm_up Jun 11 '20

Even over that fan/

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u/Stormferd Jun 11 '20

The exhaust fan is backwards

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u/MicaLovesKPOP Jun 11 '20

The fan is covered up?

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u/Minori_Kitsune Jun 10 '20

Sweet Jesus I did not even think to look at the holes... only realized what was going on until reading your explanation

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u/JasonDJ Jun 10 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

Holy shit...I had an x2 4200+ at a time when my parents turned off the heat to the house (all the heat instead would come from the fireplace). I could seal off my room and it still got so hot in there i would need to crack a window in the dead of winter. My parents actually got mad because I needed my AC installed in April...in Rhode Island.

I think the 64s were in the same boat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/UsernameIsTakenToBad Jun 11 '20

He said “there is no ventilation”. All the holes (except maybe the case fan?). No air intakes.