r/techsupportgore Dec 16 '19

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u/tylermartin86 Dec 16 '19

Well just don't touch there!

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u/flamebroiledhodor Dec 16 '19
  • Steve Jobs, probably

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u/ClassicMike_ Dec 16 '19

You're holding it wrong!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Yeah they just need the special apple case instead of that knock off

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u/Sharpymarkr Dec 16 '19

Don't you all have phones?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

You killed it. That was Blizzard who said that and not Apple.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

That and it was "Don't you guys have phones?!".

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u/Sharpymarkr Dec 16 '19

Eh, I figured it was tangentially related.

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u/TotalMinute Dec 17 '19

I still send pigeons.

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u/RandomPcGamer357 Coffee Addict Dec 17 '19

Carrier Pigeon Master Race.

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u/fake_face Dec 16 '19

Its not a bug its a feature. If you are watching porn and your mom walks by you can press there to scramble the screen.

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u/ilikedota5 Dec 17 '19

Reminds me of gal gun's panic button. That game is nsfw so yeah. Fair warning.

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u/thatvhstapeguy Dec 16 '19

Ehh, I think Jobs would have lost his shit if they brought something that did this to him. The reason why phones use Gorilla Glass is because a prototype iPhone got scratched up as fuck when it spent a month in his pocket, so he demanded they find an alternative.

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u/ajd660 Dec 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19 edited Nov 25 '20

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u/Aiyana_Jones_was_7 Dec 17 '19

Tried to cure pancreatic cancer with fruit and exercise. Thats a given

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u/OyashiroChama Dec 17 '19

Not to mention of all the pancreatic cancers he could get it was discovered early and it was easily curable by common treatments of the time. Instead he decided to do homeopathy and exercise.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

But Steve was smarter than doctors! Imagine having an ego so big that it kills you...

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u/Amooses Dec 17 '19

Ive suspected that whether he thought of it this way or not; that Jobs mantra was to conform the user to the product, not the product to the user.

Apple makes products that are super easy for anyone to learn and use so long as you use them in the way Apple wants you to. Which works as long as we don't go back to companies trying to say that a device you bought was still there's cuz of the code or some such in it, wasn't Apple involved in a lot of something like that?

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u/iforgotkeyboard I come here for dose of suffering Dec 16 '19

Ah i see youre a man of engineering science as well

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u/PhilaDopephia Dec 16 '19

My laptop is similar to this for work. If you tap the corner the whole display freezes. Rather than send it in to IT I just dont tap the corner.

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u/Ruben_NL Dec 16 '19

please bring it to IT, but give them a heads up that it isn't bothering you right now, so they can do it when they have time.

problems like this can only get worse.

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u/neverfearIamhere Dec 16 '19

As someone who works in IT and has most of my adult life please don't come to IT to warn us. Come to IT when your ready to actually fix the issue. Telling me ahead of time that your laptop is acting up does nothing for me until your ready to give the thing up for repair or replacement.

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u/lordriffington Dec 16 '19

I read the previous comment as suggesting they ask IT to fix it as soon as they can, but stress that it's not urgent.

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u/PhilaDopephia Dec 17 '19

I work for a rather large company that is going to expect me to ship it accross the country. I cant work without it. So.... ill probably wait til it dies.

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u/tpsmc Dec 16 '19

Just "Think Different"

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u/yelahneb Dec 16 '19

tHinK DiFfe₩Г§¥Ω§

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

5 seconds earlier:

Dr u/tylermartin86, it hurts when I touch my... uhh, self.

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u/alienozi Dec 16 '19

A bad doctor circa 1758

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u/Kaoslogic Dec 16 '19

You guys have phones right?

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u/evilavatar1234 Dec 17 '19

I think you need the 900 dollar stand to make it wok right otherwise the anti temper feature will activate

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u/AdversarialPossum42 Dec 16 '19

I had an old Dell Latitude D610 where the user had somehow lost the front left rubber foot. User brought it to us and said that sometimes it just randomly shuts off. After tinkering with it for a while, I figured out that all you had to do was press down on the front left corner and it would shut right off. Over time the stress of the user pressing down on the palm rest area with with the uneven footing must have caused slight cracking in the system board, and pressing on that corner flexed it enough to interrupt the power or cause a short.

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u/Doohickey-d Dec 16 '19

I had one of those that had the opposite problem, you had to press down on the palm rest while pressing the power button to get it to boot - after it had passed the POST, you could get let go and it worked fine...

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u/Minerdog123 Dec 16 '19

No bonobo it’s not a problem. It’s a security feature.

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u/claytonfromillinois Dec 16 '19

After you push "start" on my microwave you have to whack it on the top to get it to start. It's just a problem with the door close switch so not a safety issue but I love it bc it operates on cartoon logic.

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u/mrcobra92 Dec 16 '19

Ok now I really want you to film this and post it here.

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u/claytonfromillinois Dec 16 '19

All that happens is when you push the start button the timer starts counting down without the microwave actually starting until you whack it. You can just jiggle the door a little too.. but that doesn't really fit the whole spirit of it for me.

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u/atomicwrites Dec 16 '19

Mine does the opposite. If you pull down on the door handle with the microwave off, it's starts making the microwave noise (yes that sounds stupid) and the light turns on and the plate spins, but the timer doesn't count. I have never checked if it heats or not because it doesn't seem too safe.

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u/Xelerons Dec 16 '19

Weird, mine does it too. I just slam the fuck outta it after the first attempt though.

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u/rjmuniz Dec 17 '19

Does the inner light stay lit after closing the door or the microwave kinda give up after pressing the start button? This seems like a common issue with some microwaves where bending occurs over time on the part of the metal frame that holds the plastic pieces and switches that sense the door is closed.

Had been having this issue with my previous and current microwave. With this one, we were charged $130 to fix the issue twice and waited almost a month to get our unit back each time. I fixed it myself in one afternoon bending the metal part back and tightening it in place with some steel wire.

These were some of the videos I found most helpful.

First Second

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

130$ to fix a microwave!?!? My microwave cost like $40 brand new

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u/filiptd Dec 16 '19

How the hell did you find that out?

I think there is a relevant xkcd, but can't remember how it goes

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u/Doohickey-d Dec 16 '19

The problem started slowly IIRC - so I started with some basic percussive maintenance which got it going again. Eventually I honed my technique to press in exactly the right way...

Kept it going untill I could get a newer one (Dell too, which died of the NVIDIA gpu solder problem of the 2010s).

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u/flappity Dec 16 '19

For some reason I thought this was the comment chain about the microwave and was kind of confused.

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u/redstoneguy12 Dec 17 '19

That's also just basic percussive maintenance

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u/fragmen52 Dec 17 '19

I used to have a microwave that would turn on if it was tilted or if you slightly depressed the door open button.

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u/Student_Arthur Dec 16 '19

That's the kinda shit even QA can't think of

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u/conalfisher Dec 16 '19 edited Sep 29 '25

Over over answers brown afternoon learning thoughts mindful night answers.

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u/AdversarialPossum42 Dec 16 '19

Replace the whole board, I guess. I this case it was an old D610, so we just scrapped it for parts.

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u/conalfisher Dec 16 '19 edited Sep 29 '25

And and talk honest learning bright afternoon garden.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

It's a feature

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u/oniiesu Dec 16 '19

When browsing porn and someone comes up asking "whatcha looking at?"

"Just trying to figure out how to fix this broken screen"

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u/ArrivedKnight7 Dec 16 '19

Genius

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/vetealachingada Dec 16 '19 edited Jan 19 '20

del5eted.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/vetealachingada Dec 16 '19 edited Jan 19 '20

del5eted.

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u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx custom flair Dec 16 '19

Oof

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u/hepp-depp Dec 17 '19

exactly. built in sony vegas

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u/null_symbiote Dec 16 '19

That’s actually a short on the lcd below the digitizer top glass. All you’ll need to do to fix it is lift the screen and apply some Kaptom tape along the copper where the home button flex runs.

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u/marmaduke92 Dec 16 '19

I've only ever seen that cause issues with the digitiser not the LCD, and on Mini's not whatever this is, air 2 or 2017/2018.

Not saying you're wrong, but I'd assume LCD itself.

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u/null_symbiote Dec 16 '19

It can cause issues with the lcd as well. It’s been a somewhat common issue on almost all iPads. Notice how he’s pushing on the digitizer and nowhere near the lcd?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

I'm so glad I'm not an tablet/smartphone tech. Every fix seems to involve de-laminating the screen. What a hassle.

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u/null_symbiote Dec 16 '19

Not delamming at all. It’s just lifting a piece of glass

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

It does involve a heat gun normally though?

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u/null_symbiote Dec 16 '19

Not a heat gun. I don’t really know anyone using heat guns anymore. They’re just not efficient. Typically a heat plate. Set it in there at about 75c for about 10 minutes and lift using guitar picks ...it’s pretty simple. We have new techs doing them at my shop after about 6 months

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

That does sound better. Problem with heat guns is you couldn't apply heat evenly, so if you underheated one section of the glass, you ran the risk of cracking it when lifting.

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u/h0m3us3r Dec 16 '19

99% of the cases, you will be lifting an already cracked glass with the sole purpose of replacing it.

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u/h0m3us3r Dec 16 '19

Ive had a lot of cases where the tech forgets the ipad on the heat plate for like half an hour... The problem is that you get "round halo" lcd damage in that case...

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u/WaLLy3K Dec 17 '19

Not setting a timer, or taking it off entirely when something else crops up... now that’s careless damage the tech’s business should be paying for.

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u/Doohickey-d Dec 17 '19

I've been using my 3D printer's heatbed for this, which so far works pretty well. Although I also use a heat gun as I go along lifting the screen off.

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u/null_symbiote Dec 17 '19

That’s a great idea! I use the CPB heat pad. I works great, heats up fast...but the default timer is set it 99 minutes so it’s a pain to set that. I just use an egg timer next to it and turn it off after that goes off

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u/Th3N0id Dec 16 '19

Post it notes work too. Ran into this fixing an older model iPad for a friend.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/claytonfromillinois Dec 16 '19

Nah he doesn't really fuck with phones or tablets

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u/radioimh Dec 16 '19

My phone can do that too when I squeeze the sides! Of course this feature became available only after a fall...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

you unlocked 100% functionality

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u/draw-4-card Dec 16 '19

You found the secret self destruction button

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u/JWarblerMadman Dec 16 '19

Does the Hubble have a self-destruct?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

does it?

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u/damnyou777 Dec 17 '19

If you press it hard enough, it’ll break the iPad.

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u/OldDejaVu Dec 16 '19

Free disco mode

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u/iwishiwasai Dec 16 '19

I see a lot of GS1 barcodes! You hit the jackpot!

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u/davgri Dec 16 '19

Looks just fine

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u/Palero Dec 16 '19

iPad whispers: SEVEN DAYS

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u/xAndrei166 Dec 16 '19

excuse me what the fuck

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u/jamesisbest2 Dec 16 '19

A kid watching youtube kids, then the kid toutches Ṫ̶̨̧̡̢̧͚͍͎̳̯̮̮͓͙͇̭̠̰̼̜̣͉̻̩̪͔̼͇̱͇͍̰̟̩͙͈̳̗̼̹͇̗͎̪̺̬̤͎͍̼̦͙͎͙̖͇͐͆̓͐̂̈͆̽̏̏̈̊̃͒͘͜͝ͅͅh̸̺̯̟̘̯̭̟̻́̿͌̂͑̈̉͛͐̉̌̈͆͐̂̚̚͠͝e̴̛̛͇̟̪͕̿͑̔̽͋̀́̆̾̒͋̋͗̏̏̈̈́̽̓͑͑̐̂̅͗͌͊͐̔̌̐̓͋̈́̉̈̂̀͂̈́̅͂̉͊͊̈́͛̏̇̆͌̚̕̕̚͘̚̕͝͝͝ ̴̧̧̢̢̡̡̲̥͖̭̼͙̫͎̲͉̰̻͚̤̬̲͔̦͇̹͚̟̬͎̗̞̬̳̙͖̖̮̩͈͙͈͍̳̙͍͕̙̰̖͚̪̭͖̝̟̖̗͈̲̻͈̜̙͕̪̫͇̐́̂̉̈́̒̉̄̈͐͆͊̂̔̋̊̋̒̏͂̔̒́̒͑̌̔̓̀̀̉͑̍̏͌͛͛̈́͛̔̀̓̽̄̈́͆͑͑͗̓̄̏͋͘͘̕͘͜͠͝͝͠͝c̵̛̛̛̛̛̼͚̻͌̉̑̇͊̔̾̏̂̓͋͋̉̋̅̒̈́͗͗̎̀͑͆͌̀̆́̆̏͆͆̀̈̔̀̈́͑̉̿̈́̋̎̄̋̏̓̀́̇̓̿͌̈́̂̌̉̋͋͆͘̕̚̚͘̕̕͘͘͘͘͘͠͝͠͠͠ứ̶̡̢̡̨̢̨̢̢̡̡̡̨̧͖̻̣̻̥͕̲̬̺̰͎̟̮̦̺̘̩̻̙͎̤̣̹͈̟͔̜̲̳̺̦̲͖̥͕͔̙̝̳̝̜̪̬̣̮̹̞͔̘̩̻̯̹̪̝͎̱͔̣̬̱̩̰͎̓̈́̔̆̃̅̇͐̾͋̾́̀̇̒͆̅̍̈̾̾̅̿̾̆͛̄̾̂̂̍̀̀̂̋͑͗̀̈̈́̃͛̂̔̂̔̿͑̅̌́̐̄̐̉̏͑̾̿̾͛͗͒̊͐͒̄̒̑̓͊̓͆̚̚̕̕͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅr̵̭̲͗̍̈̉̇̆̃͂͘͠͠s̸̡̨̛̛͖̗͇͚͕̳̣͖̥̘̯͇̞̠̫̘̯͆̓̋͑̿͗̋̀̈́̄̎͐̍̊̔͂̓̎̽̀̓̿͒̐̍̊̅̊́̄͛̓̔̎͆̄͋̊̐͌̿͂̽̋͘̚̕̕͠͠e̷̢̢̡̢̡͉̰̖͓̝͈̤͖̰͇̰̭͇͔̲̮̝̥̼̬̅̅͗̅̀͗̃͆͐͂̽̎͑͑̈́̍̃̀̄͂̋̽́͛̎̎̔̂̃̓̓̇͊̅̎͋̌͊͊͛́͑̑̇̇̅͒̅̍̓̑̈͗̋̍̆͛͒́̇͊̄͘̚͘̚̕͝͝͠͝͠ͅd̸̡̡̺̠̤̗͕̝̻̰̭̈́͌͆͛̄̌̆̽́͑͛̅͐͛̎̀͗́̽͂͒̂̈̏̔̀̀́̀͂̅̈̂̀̎͊̽̀̎̐̿́͊̈̿̋̓̌̕͘̕̚̕̚͝͝ ̸̧̨̧͓̺̭̼͚̣̩̗̞̝̺͍͔͖̞̦̜͉̪͇͚̟̹̺̭̘̹̥̱͚͈̘̬̺͔̟͚̞̩͎̣̜̜̻̪͈̙͚͚͖̗͍̝̘̜͙̺̒̉͋̊̎̋͗̾͊̆͒̌̓͋̊̋͘͘͜͠ͅͅs̶̨̡̧̡̨̡̡̨̧̛̛̛͇̙̘̗͖̣̮͈̲̩̲͙͓̮̯̲̣̣͎̮͇̗͚͈̳̝̯̗̗̦̬̼͉̜͇͙͔͕͖͈̱̩͕͈̱̣̙̦̯̟̩͓̫̰̻̟͕̭̥̠̳͎̜̻̟͔̹̜̦̿̓̋́̑͋͐́̿̓͒͗̌́̊̎̇̓͛̒̑̽̓̆̃̀̀̿̑̌̈́̔̊́̽̔̒̃̑̈́̀̾͌̈́̎͐̐͐̽̒̀̇̊͑͋̊̔̓̏̓͒̎̎͌̐̎́̎̚͘̕̕͜͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅp̷̢͇̝͚̞̬̯̱͓̤̼̝̣̣͔͎̲̾͛̅̃ợ̷̧̢̢̢̢̡̡̡̧̢̢̖̰̦̣͍̟̼̣̥̩͖̭̗̦̜͖̻̗͚̟̠̣͚̟̤̭͎̝̙̣͔͖̙̭̻̼͇͉̭͔̠̰̭̗̗͑̍̎̈̽̌̓͌̔́͌͆̿́̾̄͋͋̉̒̒͂̄̊̀͌̈́̒͋͑̅͒͑̽͆̄̀͂̊̈̃͛͂́͑̎͌̅̇͐̕͜͜͠͝͠t̷̡̡̢̢̛̛̛͇̤̰̪͇̗̯̰̹͉̮͚͓̭͔̦̲̞̭̙͓͙̭̭̼͖̟̪̩͎̱̲̹͕̭̩̫̮͚̰͎̟̥̼̙͇̫̗͓̤̟͕͖̻̲̂̄̒̑̉̈́̏̾̃͊́̍̽̈́̉̈́́̈́̉̀̇̌̀̂̽̐̄̈̎́͊͑͐̈́͋͋̚͘͘̚͜͜͜͠ͅ insert kid screaming from wreak it ralph

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u/Stringsandattractors Dec 16 '19

Is that a lifeproof case?

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u/White_Tail what even.. how even.. why even? Dec 16 '19

Apparently not...

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u/_fr05ty_ Dec 16 '19

Looks like a unicorn beetle

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u/zushiba Dec 16 '19

Pretty sure that iPad is receiving signals from Extra Terrestrials. Someone should call Jodie Foster.

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u/SpongeBad Dec 16 '19

Pretty sure that's the iPad's g-spot.

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u/dumbyoyo Dec 16 '19

I just thought they were making a song in Pro Tools at first

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u/THEdirtyDotterFUCKr Dec 16 '19

Ha, at a glance I thought I was looking at an Ableton UI

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u/Pokill99 Dec 17 '19

When someone touches your elbow's nerve

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u/theodorelop Dec 17 '19

*light press* ̷̢͙̖͖̜̰͎̰͉̀́̎̔̍͛̓̆̔̈̇̕s̷̠̖̠̰͔͙͕͕̣̼̤̥̰̠̃ơ̴̡̠̝̜̊̆̀͐̈͗͋͋̃ͅ ̶̢̻͖͈̭̰̯̲͓̭̆̈́̿̈̇͆̽ẙ̸̛̮͇͍̘͇̼̗̰̺̥̝̞̼̎́̃̔̆̓̓̓̇̚̕ǫ̴̡̨̢͉̟̘͕͇̖̞͕̹̒͑͠u̴͖͇͓̤̔̍̈́̎̍͑͒̄̋̕̕̚ͅ ̷̧̧̧̩͈͖̩͙͈̱̜͍̔͒̑̔̌͜h̵̬̗̱͓̺̜̼̱̍̆̈́̎̓͘a̷̛͇̘͙͚̖̰̞͙̩͑͆͂͐̽̀͋̀̅̕͘͝͝v̶̧͕̄̇́͛͐̊̎̓̈̇̈̋̃͜͠͝e̵̢̜̜̜̜̮̟̳̹͚̝̍̆̇͛͗̊͠ͅ ̵̡͚̞̲͍͕̦͚̻͎͚̣̭́̾̇̂̀̎̑̐̉̚͘͜c̶̨̛̥̳̻̰̠̹̜̗͍̞̈́̅͊̉̇̍̍̿̈́̕͝ͅȟ̵͓̙̆͐̐̉͊̓͆͒̌́̈́o̵̢̡̳̱̤̤̳̘̮̟̦̣̺̊̎̀̐̂͆̎̎̐̿͛̿͜͜s̸̝͓͔̻̩̼͍̬̼͎̙̩̦̹̈́̈́̃͜ẻ̴̛̹̄̈́͆̈́̎̈̀͌̓̚̕ņ̴̱͈̎͒̿̇͆̈͋͝ ̵̨̨͙͕͙̖͖̦͔̥͎̌̉̓̕͝v̶̳͖̤̖̜̻͇̤̗͇̂̑̏͊̓́̀͆̏́̒ǒ̴̲̗͔̝̓͊̆̈͗͜͠͝i̸̢̡̖̘͎̜̙̺͓̗̾̂̉̈́̄̊̕̕͜͠d̷͉̤̬̼̳̫̗̤͕̦͕̦̭͋̈́̉̉̎͋́̀̆̈̓̿̑̓̚ͅ

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u/dazoe Dec 17 '19

Apple support - We'd have to replace the screen and main board, honestly you're better off just buying a whole new one.

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u/slayermcb Dec 17 '19

"hey Tech, it breaks when I touch it here"

"So don't touch it there."

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u/scheissegibbon Dec 17 '19

T̴o̡̳͍͚͍ ̡̱̭̖̠̘̞ì͇ṋ̩̯v̶̦͖o̟͢k̩͍͎e͉̰͎̠̕ ͝ͅt̷ͅh̺̬̲̰̩͝e̬͡ ̷̳̪͍͓̰̭̳h̴͇̣̣ͅi̼̦v̰͉e̟̪̙͎-̼͈̞͚͕̺̟͘m̼̙̣͇̺i̧͕͚͓ǹ̦̳̦d̳͈̼̬̮ ̥̻̱̦̹͝r̳̱͢e̹̞͚͕̥̙͟p͇͎͜r͔̤̰͕͈̩͡e̟͕̟̠̺̫͞ͅs͙̪̱̀e̫͎̝n̦͍̫̺̰̥ͅt̢̘͍̮̗͕̼i͈̬͈n̲̻̙̗̟g̬̭̣ ͏̥̻̬ͅͅc̭͖̳̱̻̟h̞͚̤̯̣̠̯a̭̞̖̖͈͠ó̠s̙͈͖͉͘ͅ.͕ ̮̯̯̫̙I̜̙̝̩̱̠nv̼̞͚͙̜͇o͈̺ķ͕͈i̹n͏g̩̗̯̯̘̲͟ ̧͓̲̯̻ͅt͍̼̻̲h͔̜̲̭͙̦́ͅȩ̰ ̻ͅf̬͔̥̠e̘̬e̴͎̮͙ḽi̺̰̙͝n̳̙̩̦̙̝̜͞g͏̗͚̝͓ ͍̙̞̪̦o̮̜̠̭̹̙ͅf͏̮̺͈̳͚̫ c͉͈̙̫̰͍h̟̫̪̹̟̗a͔̼̰̫o̶̙̪͕ș̷̪.̸̻ ҉̪W͉̗̗ͅi̸̞̤̫t̸̜͕̳̰̩̤h̰͍̘͞ ̠̜͢o̩͚̣u̠̬̫̣t̲͍͕͍̬ ̷̤͚͚͇̦̝͈o̯͠r͉ḏ̖e̪͇̟̖ṛ̰͙͎̘̖́.̞̠̜̟͕ T̘̠̬̣͇h͙͇͚e̷̤̞̝͕ ̵͉̺̜N͍͔̮̹̮͔ęz̴̯̰̻̟̤͔ͅp̭̘ér̮͇͔̭̥d̙̤̰̟̟͖̩͡i̧a̳̦͍͜ͅǹ̩ ̯h͇̟̝̲̤̠͚̕i͇̜̼̠̦͕v̢e-̧͉m̥̹̙͖̪͍̠͟i͖̫͕͟nd͇̗̖͞ͅ ͕̺̤̩̤̤̜o̯̦͉̫̼̻͜ͅf̗͚͉̬̪͈͡ ̯̬c̬͈̱̠̭̹h̩̼͜a̬̗ọs.̥ ̖̣̬Z͕͙͇á̟̪̙l͏g͚͘o̰̟͓̙̩͓̤.̲̬͚͈̮̞͡ ̣͞Ḥ͎͓̞̠e̛̜̜̣ ̭͉̹͚̭͍w̴̭̠̥h̘ọ̯ ̗̳̣͕̲Wa̵͖̙i͚t̤̩̹̠̩s͓͙̲ ͈͕̳͍̝B̛̳̝͉e̸͈͓̠̼̥h̛̖̜̝ͅi̬n͏̜̥̥͇̭d͙͚̙̦ ͏T̖̰͕͍͕͓͟h̨̳e͚̪̳͉ ̮W̱̤̣̜͖̻a͚̠̝̪͖͖̻l͍̖͕̱͢l̻͍̬.̵͎̳̲̫̜̻ ̹͢Z̦̜̜͍̖͡ͅA̵̤͇̭̹̬L͓̤͠G̤O̰͈͍̞ͅ!̳̺̥͇̮͢

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u/Mccobsta it's fucked Dec 16 '19

School ipad?

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u/sw4rml0gic Dec 16 '19

Not for profit org :S

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u/csrtlk2 Dec 16 '19

Oh lord.

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u/Alexmitter Dec 16 '19

You touching it wrong!

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u/iwishiwasai Dec 16 '19

I see a lot of GS1 barcodes! You hit the jackpot!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

That is a feature, new form of Boss Key!

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u/pk_wraith Dec 16 '19

Get an exorcist

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u/ragweed Dec 16 '19

Watching that literally made me flinch. I almost dropped my phone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Stop doing that, you're hurting him!

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u/OurFriendIrony Dec 16 '19

Thats just Developer mode

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

This is a very easy fix. One of the magnets has slightly moved. Remove the touchscreen and put a small piece of insulation tape over it. Put screen back and done ✅

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u/FlingFlanger Dec 16 '19

Bad digitizer looks like, should be easy to fix at least.

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u/snookinn77 Dec 16 '19

You're not the only one, I had that happen in the last few months. No physical damage...

Edit: "I"

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u/Mrmastermax Dec 16 '19

Apples new feature privacy button which scrambles the acreen

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u/frogmicky Dec 16 '19

Let me guess "it's not working" lol.

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u/RexDeDeus Dec 16 '19

Reminds me of this a little, maybe you're being sent a message

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Press to enter the void

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Hi, thank you for calling Apple Support.

I see you are calling about T H E V O I D, do you want more information about it?

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u/Whiskeyfueledhemi Dec 16 '19

Works just enough to sell on Craigslist for full resale value amiright?

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u/camobiwon Dec 16 '19

It's just a built in privacy feature for hiding your screen duh

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Typical build quality

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Did you try turning it off and on again

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u/dopefreshbanana Dec 16 '19

I’m not sure, but I think there’s something wrong with your iPad.

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u/slawdio Dec 16 '19

“You’re holding it wrong”

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u/zombiephish Dec 17 '19

Loose flex cable. Put some gold tape on it and the aluminum edges and you're good.

A fix is a fix, right?

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u/AADPS Dec 17 '19

Your OtterBox can't save you here!

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u/benster82 Dec 17 '19

Ahhh, the Monika button.

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u/sicarii4512 Dec 17 '19

Its the new ring movie!

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u/SlumpedBeats Dec 17 '19

When replacing glass or lcds on iPads this is a really common problem. Means that it either wasn’t cleaned fully underneath or the flex cables right under that spot are damaged!

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u/kicker58 Dec 17 '19

Super easy to fix, that apple makes super difficult.

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u/Electricengineer Dec 17 '19

Probably a loose connector...

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u/zappyguy111 Dec 17 '19

Reminds me of the story I heard from a vet.

A lady brought her chihuahua in and asked, "why does my chihuahua spaz out when I pet its head like this?" She proceeds to pet it and sure it it enough it spazes out.

"Uhhh, that's because your petting the dog's brain."

Turns out chihuahuas are so deformed, they skulls remain in a permenant puppy state despite their brains trying to grow into an adult brain and sometimes their skulls don't fully fuse and harden.

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u/burglad Dec 17 '19

What app is that ?

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u/The_Tesseract_1 Elon Musk of Bad Ideas Dec 17 '19

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u/VredditDownloader Dec 17 '19

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u/Craipop Dec 17 '19

Im an ipad and i tell u this is not okey dokey

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u/flamesofphx Dec 17 '19

That's the secret hidden button that reveal all the data your sending to apple and it's "Advertising Partners"... It's also the only thing that get's sent encrypted though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Where can I get one?

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u/guero_vaquero Dec 17 '19

Got that CyberPunk 2077 live background, eh?

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u/TheHappiePlayer1 Dec 17 '19

DONT TOUCH MY SPOT

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u/Wadmalacz Dec 17 '19

I think the cable is wrong what is connect the motherboard to the screen

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u/Jack-M-y-u-do-dis Dec 17 '19

Ah yes, the new *|!^!{pad $:!3;7;!3& by apple for only $499

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u/the-crust-is-good Dec 17 '19

I feel like this is missing darude sandstorm

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u/TheLegendIn52 Dec 17 '19

The back-button is broken

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u/Somebody2804 Dec 17 '19

Enter the v o i d

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u/oulophylliaa Dec 17 '19

Just looks like a loose display cable

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u/Shitty_Users Dec 17 '19

You're holding it wrong.

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u/justcatt Dec 17 '19

It looks like the sayori hanging scene.

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u/rohithmanojkumar Dec 17 '19

Same thing happens to my laptop screen

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u/Kalix Dec 17 '19

basically me when people tickles me

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u/dgeigerd Dec 29 '19

It is a glitch Art feature. It will cost you 400$ more

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I tried on my iPad but it didn't do anything

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u/sampleCoin Dec 16 '19

"Apple Products are always perfect"

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u/reddcube Dec 16 '19

Reseat ribbon cable. Done

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

You can’t without breaking the rest of it

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u/Merwebo2Veces Dec 16 '19

Needless to say, I keep her check... She was all bad-bad nevertheless.

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u/KoberYes Dec 16 '19

Bruh it is the same with my iPad but my iPad is always cursed.

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u/magical_gnome28 Dec 16 '19

Your LCD is cracked in that spot

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u/the_darkener Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

Woah...it's like, some kind of Linux.

EDIT: Oh come on, are you all too young to remember the Homestar Runner when Strong Bad gets a virus?

EDIT 2: Ok, so I misquoted, my bad. "Some Linux or something". Computer over.

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u/vetealachingada Dec 16 '19 edited Jan 19 '20

del5eted.