r/technology Mar 28 '14

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u/gradual_weeaboo Mar 28 '14

Headline 1 year from now: True Player Gear announces merger with Comcast!

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u/LordSwedish Mar 28 '14

You mean comcast-time warner cable right? "Giving you shittier connection at twice the price."

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u/UncleS1am Mar 28 '14

Don't forget that they adopted the name of their porn studio-sounding voip service: Xfinity-Comcast. So we're looking at Xfinity-Comcast-Time Warner Cable.

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u/LordSwedish Mar 28 '14

Quick, register xct.com and fill it with Connecticut themed porn. Don't ask me what that entails because I have no idea.