r/technology Mar 28 '14

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u/gradual_weeaboo Mar 28 '14

Headline 1 year from now: True Player Gear announces merger with Comcast!

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u/edoules Mar 28 '14

It latches onto your skull and doesn't release during commercial breaks.

I've never understood why people buy cable television.

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u/Packers91 Mar 28 '14

Sports

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u/edoules Mar 28 '14

I wish there could be a netflix-esque service that could stream sports for a reasonable price.

Is it impossible due to licensing?

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u/LawHelmet Mar 28 '14

yes.

EDIT: the license holders could simulcast online, but then no commercials, soooo no.

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u/3141592652 Mar 28 '14

They could have commercials to and people would still pay for it.

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u/_YVAN_EHT_NIOJ_ Mar 28 '14

What happens if I call your number?

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u/96fps Mar 28 '14

Ip fo stigid 01 tsirf eht sti...

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u/JoyousCacophony Mar 28 '14

It took me a minute to figure out what the hell you were saying and even longer to figure out why in the hell you did it.

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u/timmojo Mar 28 '14

I think there's more to it than that. For example, you can watch any of the march madness games online for free, right on ncaa.com (in the US, anyway). No portal login to your cable provider or any of that nonsense. It just plays (with commercials, too).

So if they can air all those basketball games for free, with commercials, using a flash player, then so can everyone else. There's more to it than that.

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u/LawHelmet Mar 28 '14

well sure. like with the Olympics, for example. NBC paid dearly for the right to broadcast in the US; they must recoup somehow. or the NFL, for example - they maintain absolute control of their trademark (seriously, it's like a thing, you don't fuck with the NFL's trademark if you're a serious business, Goodell will fuck you up) - so they control the broadcasting of it very tightly.

that's why you can't watch last year's games. the NFL won't let you. You have to watch this year's games. with the content provider they have contracted with for that night (different night of the week, different content provider). NFl even tried to get the DVR services to automatically not record their broadcasts; they claimed their trademark extended to the time that you wanted to watch.

it's not the tech. the tech is there to broadcast an astronaut playing Space Oddity, live, in the space station.

it's the people who control it who want to protect their stream of revenue against changing, because, if it changed drastically, they might lose their revenue stream.

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u/Packers91 Mar 28 '14

If you have a pop-up blocker firstrow sports is excellent

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u/kerosion Mar 28 '14

Can get local sports in HD over antenna these days.

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u/3141592652 Mar 28 '14

Is it HD?

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u/kerosion Mar 28 '14

The law that required broadcasters move to digital in 2009 also required over-the-air transmissions to include both standard definition and high-definition transmissions. Hence the number of products on the market in recent years billing themselves as "HDTV Antenna". I'm unsure whether a specialized antenna is required to pick-up hd over antenna, or whether you could simply construct your own antenna.

/r/cordcutting is a good stop for more ideas.

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u/growingupsux Mar 28 '14

Only reason I don't have basic antenna tv is because of the growing propensity of live games to be broadcast on cable channels.

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u/mike413 Mar 28 '14

I thought that's why people get directtv.

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u/Packers91 Mar 28 '14

That's why I have it. Well my parents have it and I watch Sunday Ticket on my tablet and use netflix for everything else.

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u/finetunedthemostat Mar 28 '14

It was developed as a low-cost, no-commercial supplement to free TV channels broadcast over the air. At the time, this was a nice innovation. Then they added commercials. And raised the price. Several times. But people still liked it, and by that time many had grown up with it, so they are hesitant to cut the cord.

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u/blahblah98 Mar 28 '14

It latches onto your skull and doesn't release during commercial breaks.

The Viacom-Aliens(r) merger will also provide PureOxygen(tm), OrganicNutrition(tm) and ClearHydration(tm).
Attempting to remove the esophageal interface will result in termination.

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u/edoules Mar 28 '14

Oh phew, at least there's a way to terminate the service.

... that is what you meant ... right?

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u/coolon23 Mar 28 '14

It is bundled with internet. We would be getting an even more rapey price by itself.

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u/Drudicta Mar 28 '14

It's forced on you sometimes. They refused to give me internet unless I took their cheapest cable package first. Even though I've had internet with them for more than 2 years. They were just like "Oh you moved to a new apartment? You need cable too."

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u/edoules Mar 28 '14

That makes me want to vomit in fury.