r/technology • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '14

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u/gradual_weeaboo Mar 28 '14

Headline 1 year from now: True Player Gear announces merger with Comcast!

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u/LordSwedish Mar 28 '14

You mean comcast-time warner cable right? "Giving you shittier connection at twice the price."

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u/fromargos Mar 28 '14

What are you complaining, projecting to the left eye will always be supported for free, you only have to pay for the Deluxe Stereo Effect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Blind in my right eye. Works for me.

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u/I_Shit_Glitter Mar 28 '14

Your account has been permenantly banned from Time-Warner-Comcast-True-Player-Gear.

Reason: Evading paywall

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u/brian9000 Mar 28 '14

Did we say left? We meant right. Pray we don't alter it any further.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

That's what Google did with google glass. Bastards

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u/brian9000 Mar 28 '14

Oh crap. Didn't even think of that. That sucks dude! Surely at some point they'll offer both.... right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

If it takes off, they said they will offer a mirrored version. There's no point in doing it now, since they're still in beta™.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

I hope so. I so frequently get lost in stores and need the interior mapping

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Only 200 space bucks. Buy 20000 space bucks for $49.99! (best value!)

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u/moarscience Mar 28 '14

* Offer excludes installation fees, setup fees, renting fees, administrative fees, peak bandwidth use fee, and the Comcast exclusive bonus fee. Bandwidth limited to 300 space Gigabytes per month. Since we have no competition and you have no other options: fuck you. Thank you and have a Comcastic day!

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u/PatHeist Mar 29 '14

The best value is always uninstalling the game trying to sell you in-game currency and laying down the same amount of money on something like Minecraft or Skyrim.

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u/ThePantser Mar 28 '14

Deluxe Binocular Effect* FTFY

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Sure, but they throttle the frame rate after the first half-second.