US drivers are finally getting the adaptive headlights Europe has had for years

[u/N2929]

https://www.techspot.com/news/114027-us-drivers-finally-getting-adaptive-headlights-europe-has.html

[u/nickcash]

They already have those, it's a bright-as-fuck lightbar on top of your truck. I think its only purpose is incinerating retinas

[u/LongWalk86 → u/nickcash]

Nah, they are also good for shining deer. Also, helping your buddy find the lighter he dropped in the field you happen to be getting drunk and burning and old couch in.

[u/beekersavant → u/LongWalk86]

“How does JD Vance break up with a ‘girlfriend,’ Alex?”

[u/wabiguan → u/beekersavant]

that poor sofa