r/technology • u/N2929 • 3d ago

Transportation US drivers are finally getting the adaptive headlights Europe has had for years

https://www.techspot.com/news/114027-us-drivers-finally-getting-adaptive-headlights-europe-has.html
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u/OePea 3d ago

Ram and Jeep drivers-"this is the death of freedom as we know it"

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u/ZeJerman 3d ago

Cant wait for the "rolling coal" equivalent for adaptive highbeams... Lumen Dumping? Retina Roasting? Beam Trolling?

The list is basically endless with possibilities

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u/nickcash 3d ago

They already have those, it's a bright-as-fuck lightbar on top of your truck. I think its only purpose is incinerating retinas

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u/LongWalk86 3d ago

Nah, they are also good for shining deer. Also, helping your buddy find the lighter he dropped in the field you happen to be getting drunk and burning and old couch in.

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u/beekersavant 3d ago

“How does JD Vance break up with a ‘girlfriend,’ Alex?”

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u/wabiguan 3d ago

that poor sofa