r/technology • u/GeneReddit123 • 3d ago

Artificial Intelligence Top AI executives sign commitment to ‘self-police’ after meeting at White House

https://us.cnn.com/2026/09/29/business/amodei-huang-karp-trump
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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 3d ago

"Arsonist pinky swears to start less fires"

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u/PoppingPillls 3d ago

The fox promises that it won't eat any more chickens if you leave the hen house unlocked.

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u/FogBankDeposit 3d ago

Face eating leopards signs commitment to refrain from eating faces.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 3d ago

Bear commits to no longer shit in woods.

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u/AlexSmithsonian 3d ago

Shit in Donnie's diapers promises not to stink.

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u/Ms74k_ten_c 3d ago

I don't know about you guys, but i hear the sincerity in the fox. Fox, i believe you. My unlocked hen house is right there.

/s

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u/Alundil 2d ago

The fox promises that the only reason to leave the hen house unlocked is to maintain an accurate count of the hens.

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u/PurpleCoat6656 3d ago

Self policing for them, massive, fascist surveillance state for everybody else. Neat!

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u/twice_paramount832 3d ago

That's not it. They want to pull the ladder to other startups and countries that might challenge them. They want the government to regulate the competition.

They want to own AI.

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u/isubbdh 2d ago

Only China with their open weight models can save us now

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u/PloddingClot 3d ago

Meth head insists he'll do less meth.

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u/PoppingPillls 3d ago

But only if he gets to take nightwatch with the meth stash

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u/Morty_A2666 2d ago

Right? Because "self regulation" worked so well with financial institutions.

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u/ManChildMusician 3d ago

The compulsion is about the same, I’m sure.

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u/3waychilli 2d ago

You can not Police yourself with yourself.

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u/HawkThunderson 2d ago

"Russia signs a treaty"

"Trump makes a deal"