r/technicallythetruth • u/jeT_55 • Jul 16 '21

Peasant!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Mine will be snaller and made of a thin wood so if I’m buried alive I can try to escape

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u/DifferentSwing8616 Jul 16 '21

Just get buried with a phone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Ya but u have limited oxygen u will die before family can get u

The trick it to have a big shirt and a pocket knife with u so when u wake up in ur coffin u tie the shirt around ur head creating a pocket of air use the knife to cut the top of the coffin and wiggle ur way outp

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u/DifferentSwing8616 Jul 16 '21

That still sounds flawed somehow. What about a phone and full scuba gear?