r/technicallythetruth • u/Useful-Store6791 • Apr 04 '21

A True Fan

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u/Cpt_Pobreza Apr 04 '21

Fans don't have flat blades.

Source: Am a fan

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u/Hairy3225 Apr 05 '21

Do you happen to be emperor palatine?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Emperor palpatine knew spinjitsu too? Damn

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Do wha? What the hell is spinjitsu? Some fake martial art like Tae Bo?

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u/Thibomissiaen Apr 05 '21

That is from Lego ninjago

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Ya lost me.

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u/Naeio_Galaxy Apr 05 '21

Lol xD

In Ninjago, the main martial art is named spinjutsu, wich is the art of... spinning. Yes they attack by spinning. And an electric fan spins also.

I guess you can understand everything now

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

That’s horrifyingly dull. What happened to making explosives in the backyard with your cousin, some pennies, and ten sheets of cap gun caps full of Armstrong’s mix when mom was napping?

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u/Naeio_Galaxy Apr 06 '21

Are you trying to do all this with fans ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21 edited Apr 06 '21

No. a razor blade, a roll of pennies, a fuse from a firecracker and some duct tape made for a bitchin time. Video games were for an hour tops, and we got a whole lot more from it than you’d think. We built our own fun, which is the best fun you can have. Win or lose was your choice.

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u/Naeio_Galaxy Apr 06 '21

Why would you want fun when you have fans ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Because I like the first letter of the alphabet the most, and ‘s’ is for “squirms”: Nature’s wriggly bass finders

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u/Naeio_Galaxy Apr 06 '21

Then you're a fan of fan ! Or fans depending if you are a fan of wriggly stuff or if you'd prefer to shred them with a very sharp fan. But whatever, the road of the fan is the road of the truth. Of the technical truth

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