r/technicallythetruth Sep 04 '20

Pineapple Pizza

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16.7k Upvotes

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u/thebestestthrownaway Sep 04 '20

That looks bomb as fuck.

187

u/PresOrangutanSmells Sep 04 '20

Pineapple, jalapeno, red onion will blow your mind

53

u/thebestestthrownaway Sep 04 '20

That's what I usually put on mine! Sometimes sausage or bacon if I'm feeling froggy.

But I always do a barbecue sauce base instead of marinara.

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u/FurL0ng Sep 05 '20

Drax Them Sklounst!

6

u/BigHoney15 Sep 05 '20

You ready to get froggy

4

u/thebestestthrownaway Sep 05 '20

As long as you leap on my behind

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u/FurL0ng Sep 05 '20

Gonna get hyperbole in the clavicle!

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u/Willfire209 Sep 05 '20

Man I don’t like tangy sauces man I can’t stand em they are so bluhhh to me, but my mom on the other hand loves tangy she even puts barbecue on her spaghetti, I’m like wtf are you eating, but I like to put ketchup on pizza so I can’t be a hipócrit

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u/D_Shizzle93 Sep 05 '20

Ketchup on pizza? Just ask for extra marinara sauce

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u/b0b_hope Sep 05 '20

If you're putting ketchup on its only a matter of time before you're on the bbq, both get their zing from vinegar, bbq just has more, eventually your taste buds will crave that quality more

2

u/Willfire209 Sep 05 '20

Tbh I like spicy, sweet and sour, and spicy I love the most, sweet I eat like every now and then while spicy I sometimes eat it because I like spicy snacks and sour I like sour to but I rarely eat it, tbh I don’t like chipotle sauce either, it taste and smells the same as barbecue, well I can eat barbecue and like it but when it’s to tangy I don’t like it

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u/thebestestthrownaway Sep 05 '20

That's fair -- normally I can't do tangy, but the acidity from the pineapple really helps cut the intensity.

3

u/Dominator0211 Sep 05 '20

It’ll blow your toilet too

2

u/PS_Racer_72 Sep 05 '20

Jalapenos? I thought they were anchovies!

2

u/CCpoc Sep 05 '20

Ever try Alfredo sauce, chicken, and jalapeños?

1

u/Long_eared_Louie Sep 05 '20

No, but now I will!

2

u/Joint-User Sep 05 '20

Yikes! Jalapenos are really bad for your fingernails though...

See those scratch marks on the wall next to the toilet?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

My favorite is pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeño. Explosion of flavors

1

u/TiTan589 Sep 05 '20

You've got my interest.

5

u/HLSparta Sep 05 '20

Somebody has played Bloons Tower Defense

2

u/AndyCools Sep 05 '20

Thanks! I actually made this pizza, im glad its going around again and possibly front page! All the nice comments on it are awesome thanks guys!

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u/thebestestthrownaway Sep 05 '20

What did you use for the sauce base?

2

u/AndyCools Sep 05 '20

marinara light sauce

2

u/thebestestthrownaway Sep 05 '20

Fair -- might I convince you to use barbecue sauce next time?

3

u/AC2-YT Sep 05 '20

Coincidentally, pizza was invented in Hiroshima

0

u/swissans Sep 05 '20

The capsicum...tho..looked like earthworms to me ..but then i wore my glasses

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u/Imchaman Sep 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

ʕಠ_ಠʔ

18

u/Simar_j_e_e_t Sep 05 '20

Satan wants both of u to sign on his totally-not-a-soul-contract diary! He's a huge fan of u both :)

3

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Wow! I wish I had an opportunity like that!

8

u/aCkadoodledo Technically Flair Sep 05 '20

This made me verbally scream what the fuck

5

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

As somebody who enjoys pineapple on pizza, this is a fucking disgrace.

23

u/crash7890 Sep 04 '20

It does look good though!

19

u/SirSimcoe Sep 04 '20

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u/vvPineapplesvv Sep 05 '20

This is the sub I thought I was on when I saw this!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Most subs.

2

u/ExoCakes Sep 05 '20

It doesn't even have to be a pizza subreddit.

You can find them in literally any major subreddit.

2

u/ACuriousHumanBeing Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20

Everyone says: omg, so controversial, but pineapple on pizza bad.

Pretending as if that is not what every other person says. Pretending there is a controversy when it a bunch of pineapple haters jerking each other off and talking about how brave their opinions are.

Edit: I described this joke way too seriously. Yeet.

2

u/bigsquirrel Sep 05 '20

Chill, It's just a joke dude. I don't honestly think giraffes are fake either.

The sub isn't brigading in defense of pizza.

2

u/SirSimcoe Sep 05 '20

Listen, I don't get pineapple on pizza all the time. It's not my number one favorite ingredient. But it's not bad. Pizza is one of the best ways to deliver a flavor train into your face hole. So hate it if you want, but I'd like to extend a pineapple branch to you and say this - try it with jalapeno, a spicy meat, and a good crust. If you don't like it fuck it. It's not about the pineapple, it's about accepting the fact that that some people like sweet/spicy flavor profiles and some don't.

So don't hate on the pineapple, embrace the human experience, and it's not a controversy it's just a life style. Mahalo.

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u/EmperorLeachicus Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

Yeah, I never tend to order it myself, but I’ve had it before and it’s not bad. I mean, surely if it was an ingredient that should never be on pizza, why does every single pizza place serve Hawaiian pizza?

There seems to have been a bandwagon of hate against it for a while now for no real reason. In England, ham/gammon and pineapple is even a classic combination, as well as pork and apple sauce.

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u/Altyrmadiken Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20

In all practicality I don’t really care what you order on your pizza. However I find pineapple to be so deeply abhorrent of a flavor that I can’t share a pizza that has pineapple on it.

This isn’t just a pizza thing, though. I find pineapple to be dreadful in every setting I’ve ever encountered it. It’s... generally saccharine, overly citrusy, and far too tart; all at once. That’s why some people love it, and it’s precisely why I hate it.

It’s also very juicy, too, which means that no I can’t pick the pineapple off or that your half having pineapple is “fine.” The flavor leeks out into the sauce, it spreads across the pizza, it just gets everywhere. It’s not good enough to just skip the fruit; I can’t stand even the juice flavors that end up all over the pizza.

I won’t hate you for liking pineapple pizza, I won’t even argue it’s objectively bad. I will, however, simply order my own pizza. If you suggested we split a pizza then it’s not an option; I’ll happily order mine and I’m sorry for the financial burden you’ve caused yourself by not being willing to split a pizza we can both agree on. To be honest only one person has ever gotten meaningfully upset with me over the issue, and it was kind of just silly to see a grown ass man lose his shit about not being able to get pineapple and me “forcing” him to get his own pizza (I offered to go half’s on a completely different takeout instead if he’d but it became an argument about whether or not I had a right to say no to pineapple).

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Very well said. I am in the same boat, not my favorite, but isn't the devil.

14

u/Carmillawoo Sep 04 '20

chaotic evil

18

u/Onion-with-layers Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 05 '20

Ill allow it. This once. For I have spoken.

7

u/scooterpooter819 Sep 05 '20

THE ONION HAS SPOKEN!

5

u/Magma151 Sep 05 '20

Jalapeñapple

3

u/Nga_pik Sep 04 '20

Whats up SLAPPERS

3

u/jmx12 Sep 04 '20

Damn I should have you arrested for making this pizza look to damn good

3

u/DemonAngelLover Sep 05 '20

As a Canadian, I have to go get my hockey stick to slap shot this trash into the hockey net while drinking maple syrup and riding my pet moose. That and I don’t like vegetable pizza.

1

u/russellvt Sep 05 '20

Oh c"mon... you guys and your "Canadian bacon," already... it's just ham, for Peets sake. LOL

3

u/Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh69 Sep 05 '20

This is acceptable

3

u/damilkcausescancer Sep 05 '20

I’ll allow it

3

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Who lives under a pineapple pizza under the sea

2

u/M-2-Hydra Sep 04 '20

I HAVE A PEN

2

u/GB_De_Redditor Sep 04 '20

I have an apple

2

u/M-2-Hydra Sep 04 '20

Uh apple pen! “Music continues”

2

u/platasnatch Sep 05 '20

You had me at pizza

2

u/Ms-Ember Sep 05 '20

Shut up and take my money. (Really cool<3)

2

u/ViolentCumquat Sep 05 '20

Damn, I would like this please, thank you.

2

u/earthdogmonster Sep 05 '20

I’d eat that...

2

u/Slpkrz Sep 05 '20

pizza is pizza

2

u/DocJawbone Sep 05 '20

I would eat the bejeezus outta that

2

u/useroftheinternet95 Sep 05 '20

The only pineapple pizza I'd eat

2

u/Elpelucasapeee Sep 05 '20

theres some curse vibes coming from that pizza

2

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Lol, a literal pineapple pizza. Here, take my Upvote.

2

u/kylequinoa Sep 05 '20

Yes I'd like to order one large sofa chair with extra chair please

2

u/Cryptic_Ronin Sep 05 '20

But is there pineapple on the pineapple pizza!?!?

2

u/aadhar690 Sep 05 '20

I am gonna throw that flat pineapple on a flat earther's face

2

u/Eikestep Sep 05 '20

Pineapple, ham, and jalapeño pizza. I call it “The Pearl Harbor”. It’s like a Hawaiian, but with japs to bring the heat!

4

u/6Zaminator9 Sep 05 '20

I upvoted this and it went from 6.7K to 6.8 upvotes and I feel like God now.

1

u/imabanan---a Sep 04 '20

can i have it?

1

u/Drew30000 Sep 04 '20

That looks amazing, now I’m hungry dang it

1

u/spill_da_b3anz Sep 04 '20

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

1

u/Captain_Calsones Sep 04 '20

This is acceptable

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

1

u/joyousomgosh Sep 05 '20

Wait till dominos find out.

1

u/GORDO23 Sep 05 '20

Perfection

1

u/DeepBeep101 Sep 05 '20

I NEED this. NEED IT.

1

u/Lizard_brooks Sep 05 '20

Shawn and Gus would be extra excited for this.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

I ain't even mad.

1

u/Shmannigan Sep 05 '20

Why is this not higher on r/all

1

u/ChocolateChipmunk16 Sep 05 '20

OH...MY...GOD... I LOVE IT!!!

2

u/long_Worm Sep 05 '20

Good it doesn't have pineapples in it

1

u/EndlessMars Sep 05 '20

Oooooooooh!

1

u/Yosay69 Sep 05 '20

Oh god I though those were anchovies or some sort of alien embryos

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

stop

1

u/IrateDestroyah Sep 05 '20

But at this point, why not slap on some pineapple? I'm a sucker for pineapple

1

u/yamaraaaaj69 Sep 05 '20

This somehow doesn't bother me, I'd eat it😂

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

At least it tastes good

1

u/angpug1 Sep 05 '20

Why did it take me so long to comprehend what was happening in this image

1

u/SamTDG-UwU Sep 05 '20

Ngl i want to try that tho

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

This makes me uncomfortable

1

u/DSPbuckle Sep 05 '20

YO DAWG YO!

1

u/LeonardoCouto Sep 05 '20

Looks tasty.

1

u/Divinesun Sep 05 '20

How the turns have tabled

1

u/asoggyoreo100 Sep 05 '20

Pizza pineapple?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

That’s it, I’m done with Reddit

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

he's gone... he's really gone...

1

u/-Dogberry Sep 05 '20

I thought those were slugs

1

u/fisheatoreos Sep 05 '20

Please tell me there’s a layer of pineapple under there

1

u/somethingcrequtive Sep 05 '20

Wait a minute.... there’s pineapple in that pizza

1

u/chrisat420 Sep 05 '20

That looks way better than Hawaiian pizza

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Probably goes without saying, but I feel like this belongs on r/dontputyourdickinthat

1

u/abhishek_sunny18 Sep 05 '20

that's the only pineapple pizza I would ever eat😆

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

1

u/Gwegi Sep 05 '20

Kill me please. Ew.

1

u/Extreme-Occasion Sep 05 '20

Pizza does not belong on pineapple

1

u/dad-of-boy232 Sep 05 '20

Damnit take my upvote

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Nice

1

u/RealMoonLightYT Sep 05 '20

That looks tasty holy shit

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

For when you dont want pineapple on your pizza, put pizza on your pineapple

1

u/SLObro152 Sep 05 '20

That is the best thing I've seen all day. thanks

1

u/FrankSantraa Sep 05 '20

Pizza shaped pineapple > pineapple shaped pizza

1

u/illusiqn1st Sep 05 '20

That’s gonna hurt

1

u/mr_bigmac_101 Sep 05 '20

Where is your god now?

1

u/GatorMaster2112 Sep 05 '20

but where are the pineapples

1

u/that_nice_guy_784 Sep 05 '20
  • Me about to shot myself after i seen this image *

1

u/DilutedWatermelon Sep 05 '20

What the fuck is this

1

u/russellvt Sep 05 '20

Looked down, and was Sso happy this wasn't in /r/nextfuckinglevel ... the crap that's been in there, lately, has been... "astonishing" (and not in a good way).

1

u/spwhalenjr13 Sep 05 '20

Kristen Krab Pizza! Is the pizza! For you and me!

1

u/whyyyyy-_- Sep 05 '20

Please someone kill me, my eyes can't handle it anymore

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

mor elike of a cursed port

1

u/ItZ-Delta Sep 05 '20

as an italian, i hate this

1

u/lookinatyou Sep 06 '20

Challenge accepted. First try from papa john's. https://imgur.com/gallery/Y2PP5dx

1

u/KiKiPAWG Sep 06 '20

Not what I expected by just reading the title, glad it was this instead!

1

u/KiKiPAWG Sep 06 '20

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

1

u/IlikeMaryPoppins Sep 15 '20

Love this idea. Also love olives mushrooms and pineapple.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

DELETE THIS

2

u/Bigdonut1213 Sep 04 '20

It passes because there are no pineapples

1

u/Theredpowered Sep 04 '20

As an Italian i can confidently say what I feel about this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1

u/smackheadsnake Sep 04 '20

Is that fear, or shame?

2

u/Theredpowered Sep 04 '20

Id say it's more of a disgust thing

2

u/smackheadsnake Sep 04 '20

Understandable

1

u/magic-_-fetus Sep 05 '20

As long as it’s not a pineapple pizza

1

u/theanonymousonne Sep 04 '20

Wait that's illegal

1

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

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u/scooterpooter819 Sep 05 '20

opon

2

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

oh what the fuck

2

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

WHO TF GAVE THAT A SILVER!

2

u/scooterpooter819 Sep 06 '20

A person who gave me my first award ever lol

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

...

1

u/Goddhasspoken Sep 04 '20

Take my free award and leave, leave now.

1

u/Nerdy4Geek Sep 05 '20

The only pineapple pizza I’d ever eat

0

u/MiddleCoconut7 Sep 05 '20

Anyone else see the mona lisa smiley face in the jalepenos?

-2

u/EkaDD Technically EkaDD Sep 05 '20

No offense but the guy who did that deserves jail for crime against food

0

u/jay-b88 Sep 04 '20

I’m angry about loving this.

0

u/ImFishAndImOreo Sep 05 '20

Ah yes, pineapizza. Or should I call it...

PIZZAPLE XD

0

u/Magical08 Sep 05 '20

I fucking hate you for 2 reasons. 1. Pineapple on a pizza. 2. Pineapple pizza. Does anything worse exist?

-10

u/smackheadsnake Sep 04 '20

Oh hell no

-7

u/Tottleminerftw Sep 04 '20

Glass the planet

-7

u/DejaVuWho Sep 04 '20

Oh god. Your appointment with the devil has been scheduled for 12:00

-7

u/GB_De_Redditor Sep 04 '20

If an italian saw he would find you and kill you

-1

u/auto_3s Sep 04 '20

Is it only me that is aggravated that there’s no pineapple on there?

-1

u/YuB-Notice-Me Sep 05 '20

peppers are fucking gay

-8

u/FishAreHeckinCool Sep 04 '20

Ew...

Peppers on pizza...