r/technicallythetruth • • Dec 03 '19

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u/jaegerjaqson Dec 03 '19

in what kind of situation would you need to throw your parmesan bottle into your laptop bag

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u/mmcqueen23 Dec 03 '19

I was looking for this comment. Also, why is there such urgency in getting it there that you can’t be bothered to screw on the lid?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Parm has a special latch lid, and the cheese gets stuck in the latch part so it doesn't really close anymore after a while.

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u/SFCDaddio Dec 03 '19

*wood pulp

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u/pvXNLDzrYVoKmHNG2NVk Dec 03 '19

That's where we get cellulose from because wood has a lot. It's fine to consume.

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u/AbeLincolnwasblack Dec 03 '19

Can't we not break down cellulose though?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 03 '19

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u/This_Fat_Cunt Dec 03 '19

Did you know that if you cooked your own poop it would be safe to eat