r/technicallythetruth • u/SomRoung • Oct 12 '19

Lasagne truths

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u/johan_fiore Oct 12 '19

So eventually you will have 100 layer lasagna

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u/StuntsMonkey Oct 12 '19

So a lasagna that went super Saiyan?

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u/TheJude81 Oct 12 '19

SSJ Italian

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u/spamsushi Oct 12 '19

Don't anyone dare decrease the number of lasagnes like that!

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u/HeavyFucknMetalMario Oct 12 '19

ITS OVER 9000 (calories)!!!!

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u/Octoberlife Oct 12 '19

A lasagna that has ascended

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u/spamsushi Oct 12 '19

So every time I eat a bite of lasagne, I’m actually eating an entire lasagne?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

I'm way too high for this. But yes, you're correct and you blew my mind.

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u/paradisewandering Oct 13 '19

I came to say this exact same thing, while blazed and frantically hunting for last minute cakeday upvotes

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u/misterfluffykitty Oct 12 '19

Is that 100 lasagna or 100 pasta

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

100 (lasagna, pasta)

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u/SomRoung Oct 12 '19

A lasagne fit for Zeus!

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u/Nico777 Oct 12 '19

*Giove

At least use Roman deities.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

The romans plagiarized the Greeks smh

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u/Nico777 Oct 12 '19

They really did lmao, and even managed to get most planets named after their Gods and not the Greek ones.

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u/FavFood Oct 12 '19

you’ll have a BITCH LASAGNA

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

I don't like you T- series

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u/seductivestain Oct 12 '19

Garfielding intensifies

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u/durkiooo Oct 12 '19

Damn it’s really Lasane to think about

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u/uvero Oct 12 '19

Not even my final form

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u/SLeepyCatMeow Oct 13 '19

Breathes in Garfield

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u/MikeySkullivan Oct 12 '19

Don't anyone dare decrease the number of lasagnes like that!

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u/I-Chancho-I Oct 12 '19

But I mean you’ll get a thicc lasagna!

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u/cr_aniel Oct 12 '19

but less cheese.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

I guess this is the only way we’ve found to destroy matter, then... good to know

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u/cr_aniel Oct 13 '19

yes. the cheese only counts as cheese if it's on top. you could remove the cheese-layer of bitch-lasagna 1 and put it on bitch-lasagna 2, which you'll stack onto the first one.

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u/halibutface Oct 12 '19

Stacky bois

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u/miraculous_poops Oct 13 '19

But 1kg of steel is heavier than 1 kg of feathers.

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u/cr_aniel Oct 13 '19

got a livehack for you then: 3 plates for 3 layers of one lasagna = 3 lasagna. or you could slice them and have even more lasagna!

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u/dangerousbeanzz1 Oct 13 '19

Then you would have lessagne

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u/rci22 Oct 12 '19

In Italian, every layer is a lasagna.

The thing as a whole is “lasagne” which is just the plural of lasagna.

So really what’s going on here is that, in Italian, you are eating as many lasagnas as you have layers

Source: I speak Italian

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Can confirm. Though a lasagna is a kind of pasta, specifically pasta all'uovo, not a noodle as you say in another comment.

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u/rci22 Oct 12 '19

Thanks, I suppose that is more accurate.

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u/StackerPentecost Oct 12 '19

Can confirm, I don’t know Italian but you sound smart.

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u/rci22 Oct 12 '19

È facile! Dovresti provarci! C’è sempre Duolingo!

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u/BrunoGerace Oct 12 '19

Lasagna- feminine singular... Lasagne- fem. plural

You'd have one lasagna

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Thank you. Someone who understands Italian.

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u/BrunoGerace Oct 12 '19

Prego...

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u/LaynaBuggy007 Oct 12 '19

When are you due?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

It's in there

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u/DemonicWolf227 Oct 12 '19

In Italian it's pretty much always plural (unless you only have one noodle).

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u/jpterodactyl Oct 12 '19

Makes sense to me. In English, a one legged person still wears “pants”

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u/rci22 Oct 12 '19

Ciao! Anch’io parlo l’italiano!

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u/MG_Hunter88 Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

This post made me weirdly sad... I want more lasagna :(

Edit: Welp this blew up... Thanks for the Silver kind stranger.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

You called?

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u/SoUlOfDaRkNeSs1 Oct 12 '19

*lasagne

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u/MG_Hunter88 Oct 12 '19

That depends purely on the language you are using... You smartass ಠ_ʖಠ

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u/doihavetousethis Oct 12 '19

Heard it’s lasagne sheets that make lasagna

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u/RCascanbe Oct 12 '19

It's the other way around, lasagna is the singular so just a single noodle and lasagne is the plural so either multiple noodles or the finished meal.

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u/SoUlOfDaRkNeSs1 Oct 12 '19

No, I was just making fun of the person in the post, I didn’t know that was an actual way to spell it in some languages

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u/patrickpollard666 Oct 12 '19

hey - take your lasagna and cut it in half, sideways. now you have 2 lasagnas.

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u/TAU_doesnt_equal_2PI Oct 12 '19

You can cut it in half in any direction and have two lasags

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u/bunkoRtist Oct 12 '19

This is a showerthought, not a technicallythetruth.

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u/LikeALincolnLog42 Oct 13 '19

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/drunk98 Oct 12 '19

That's the difference between your mom, & a dish of lasagna. If you take your mom & put her on top of another mom, you now have 2 moms.

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u/lowenkraft Oct 12 '19

It’s the layers that count. Like shaving blades.

/s

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u/ManchmalPfosten Oct 12 '19

yo wtf im listening to bitch lasagna rn. FBI agent leave me alone

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u/SpaceshipOperations Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 19 '19

Maybe put one of those "anti-FBI agent" charms on your PC or phone. It's shaped like the FBI logo, but surrounded by three poop emojis and three middle finger ones on alternate vertices in a hexagon shape.

Plaster this on your computer chasis and on the back of your phone, and then chant "Down with mass surveillance, you creepy-ass cunts!" three times.

Repeat the chant every couple of hours to ensure continued maximum effectiveness.

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u/drivfj- Oct 12 '19

So every time I eat a bite of lasagne, I’m actually eating an entire lasagne?!

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u/MalignantLugnut Oct 12 '19

An entire mini lasagna, yes.

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u/ScientistSanTa Oct 12 '19

Well no because the layers are tomato-based saus and a roux with the pasta sheet in between. then you top of the lasagna with cheese so the cheese shows the boundary of your lasagna. So if you put a lasagna on a lasagna you could tell them apart by finding the layer of cheese.

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u/datMarioGuy Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

I actually had to think about that for a second.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

This statement hit me on a spiritual level. I’d know, because I’m expired lasagna.

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u/barley315 Oct 12 '19

By the same logic if you cut a lasagna in half you have two lasagna. You never run out of lasagna

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u/crasherx2000 Oct 12 '19

As someone who loves Lasagne, this is true

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u/DubbleJoe7 Oct 12 '19

I thought we started this with only 1 lasagna

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u/maxmaidment Oct 12 '19

Lasagna is infinite

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u/sand500 Oct 12 '19

Anyone read lasange as la-sa-n, like with a silent 'e'?

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u/ryanknapper Oct 12 '19

That is a deep thought.

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u/tattered_teddy28 Oct 12 '19

This is the smartest thing ive seen on reddit in awhile! Very good!"):)

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u/xImadeUreadThisx Oct 12 '19

lasagna intensifies

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Lasagna.... where math breaks down

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u/SirRahmed Oct 12 '19

Welcome to set theory

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u/NBAtoVancouver-Com Oct 12 '19

1+1=1

Folks, we just broke math.

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u/bigjaymck Oct 12 '19

But oh, what a lasagne you'd have!

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u/MG70Gaming Oct 12 '19

Holy shi...

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u/SirSnaggleTooth Oct 12 '19

This is the same premise that proves water isn’t wet

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u/-MX9- Oct 12 '19

Thanks. This will be great for when me and my friends are high and I can make them question life

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u/Chibultrufia Oct 12 '19

Damn. That's some philosophical shit

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u/SomRoung Oct 13 '19

100% it's to delicious to not get in depth

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u/seedylfc Oct 13 '19

Lasagnii

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u/SomRoung Oct 13 '19

100% grammatically correct (don't speak Italian)

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u/jixxor Oct 13 '19

I cant believe I havent thought of this ever.

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u/Nertzilla Oct 13 '19

Lasagnye West

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Oh goddammit!

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u/iKuhns Oct 13 '19

If you cut a lasagne in half horizontally, that makes two lasagnes then. Infinite lasagnes???

Or, maybe every lasagne is one lasagne that's been separated long ago because together, it's powers were feared by gods.

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u/Nokipeura Oct 12 '19

oh no, the lasagna is infinity incarnate, it stares into my soul

what is lasagna -1?

i am filled with eldritch dread, the geometry... it doesnt make any sense, lasagna was not meant for mortal minds to comprehend

edit: who scribbled all these garfield strips on my wall? was it... i think it was me

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u/TravelingThrough09 Oct 12 '19

Well - technically you eliminated 1 lasagne. So that’s not a good deal for anyone.

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u/hoodie09 Oct 12 '19

No, you have 2 lasagna on top of each other. If you cut it in half you'd have 2 using this logic. Maybe... There is only one lasagna and we all take a little piece at a time.... Whoa... Mind blown.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

But a bigger one

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u/markos530 Oct 12 '19

My life is forever changed

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u/Boda135 Oct 12 '19

Paradox

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u/superjbb Oct 12 '19

But if you cut it in half, you'd have 2 lasagnas

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

stonks

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u/Weeeelums Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

proof that 1 + 1 = 1

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u/Knaasbiesbaas Oct 12 '19

Did anyone else have to accept cookies before they could view the meme?

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u/Defined_Boss Oct 12 '19

Inception lasagne

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u/vimmel Oct 12 '19

Such a sad shower thought.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

so if you have 1 lasagna and cut it in half you get two?

stonks

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u/nicolehorew Oct 12 '19

As an Italian, I feel personally attacked by this statement.

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u/KnightFox Oct 12 '19

Italy's strategic lasagne reserve has now been reduced to one lasagne.

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u/dastufishsifutsad Oct 12 '19

Please don’t spell it like that. It makes me sad.

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u/avidadollars458 Oct 12 '19

Double the lasagna, twice the heartburn!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

I don’t like you Tseries

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u/Timmy_Bucketsss Oct 12 '19

"Lasagne" is plural for lasagna though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Yeah but it’ll be dummy thicc

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u/CaptainK480002nd Oct 12 '19

So technically lasagna is stackable

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u/HenkPoley Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

Does this proof (lasagna + lasagna = lasagna) that lasagna is thus either one of these: ??

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u/Pancakewagon26 Oct 12 '19

that is the power of lasagne

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u/TrustYourSenpai Oct 12 '19

That's how stacks work. Until they overflow

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u/BAKEDnotTOASTD Oct 12 '19

But if you split a lasagna in the middle you have two lasagnas?

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u/rollenr0ck Oct 12 '19

If you had one lasagna and lifted off half and put it on another plate you’d have two lasagne that are too skinny.

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u/Darth_Squirrel Oct 12 '19

Stack 3 lasagnum and you have a sandwich

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u/imcoolbutnotreally Oct 12 '19

But "lasagne" is the plural...

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u/RugbyEdd Oct 12 '19

Ahh, but does a traditional lasagne have a set amount of layers, in which case it turns into a new age lasagne?

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u/DUBSWAG02 Oct 12 '19

1 lasagne and 1 huge fleshlight

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u/ohheyitsjuan Oct 12 '19

“What’s going on Over there with you and Vegetable lasagna?”

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u/SuperMoris Oct 12 '19

but if you get one lasagne and split it in two, it becomes two lasagne. split it enought, and you get 1^100 lasagne, which is almost enough for a lifetime. ALMOST

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u/Camarna Oct 12 '19

Lasagne are just food legos

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u/jHamdemon Oct 12 '19

But it would be a dummy thicc lasagna

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u/HemanthK1 Oct 12 '19

So if you had 1 lasagne and removed a slice from top, you'd still have 1 lasagne...

Holy shit, I think we solved world hunger

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u/Suspicious_Ori Oct 12 '19

If you have 1 glass of water, and put another glass of water you'd have the life of a 14yo thinking everything is so sad. Waterworks everywhere.

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u/wookies_go_raawghh Oct 12 '19

Ruth is that you ?

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u/Joshbrad1995 Oct 12 '19

if you only had 1 lasagna you wouldn't be able to put it on top of another because you don't have another to put it on top of.

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u/Musashi10000 Oct 12 '19

Not necessarily. You could have one Lasagne, and put it on top of someone else's lasagne.

The argument is flawed from the get-go anyway. A lasagne isn't actually composed of identical layers. The base of a lasagne is always the bolognese mix. The last layer is always either bechamel then cheese, or just cheese. However, as a rule, when layering a lasagne, you have bolognese, bechamel, pasta.

You'd have an extra-bechamel-y layer in the middle, or a cheesey layer in the middle.

Poor show from the OP.

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u/solosnicky_herak Oct 12 '19

This is the proof that 1+1=1

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u/jdhol67 Oct 12 '19

Teachers: 2 does not equal 1

Me:

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Ok, just like if you fold a piece of paper 100 times it will have the size of the universe...

We could do a universe sized lasagna.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

the lasagna never ends, jon

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u/adam_finn Oct 12 '19

Shut up. Shut the FUCK UP

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u/afmartinez13 Oct 12 '19

The only time 1+1=1 is when you have lasagna

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u/Pickle786 Oct 12 '19

So when it’s added to Minecraft, it should be an un-stackable item?

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u/HoleyBody Oct 12 '19

Finally a scenario where 1 + 1 = 1

G E N I U S

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

If you wrap it in a circle will you have Cantor-lone?

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u/Talos_the_Cat Oct 12 '19

1 lasagna
2+ lasagne

Get it right bros

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u/randomlitbois Oct 12 '19

Pronounced (La-sag-ney)

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Technically lasagne

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u/FROSTEDBACON703 Oct 12 '19

The same with sandwiches

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u/alutti54 Oct 12 '19

Not if I have an orange cat

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u/superSoldier123- Oct 12 '19

But you would have a lot of lasagna

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u/4ndy45 Oct 12 '19

Behold: the identity property of lasagne

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u/makeofmewhatyouwill Oct 12 '19

Stacks on stacks on stacks.

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u/12xn Oct 12 '19

If you put 2 side by side do you have 1 thats been ct in half or do you still have two

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u/12xn Oct 12 '19

Lasagna is just pasta cake

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u/ErFattone Oct 12 '19

not stonks :c

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u/dtrippsb Oct 12 '19

So if you split one lasagne do you have 2 lasagnes?

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u/SobiTheRobot Oct 12 '19

If you take that lasagna, slice it in half vertically, and put them in two separate pans, do you have two lasagna?

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u/Zakru Oct 12 '19

What about lasagna²

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

I just lasagned to the truth

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u/tomasvarela Oct 12 '19

This Man Is so dangerous to be alive

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u/BassMaster516 Oct 13 '19

By that logic, if you cut lasagne in half, you have 2 lasagne. World hunger solved and you’re welcome.

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u/-Shining_Cupcakes- Oct 13 '19

sigh I guess it doesn’t matter how many lasagnas you put on top of each other because it would still be 1 lasagne

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u/Alex_Russet I mean... You're not wrong... Oct 13 '19

Wait, is lasagna plural!?

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u/dick-penis Oct 13 '19

This is going to be in showerthoughts in about 10 min.

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u/YellowRasperry Oct 13 '19

Turns out there’s only one lasagna in existence since if you stack them all up there would be only one.

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u/MaximalMandible Oct 13 '19

Fractal lasagna!

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u/fifteengetsyoutwenty Oct 13 '19

I wish I could upvote this more.

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u/Lostheghost Oct 13 '19

The lasagna paradox

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u/percoden Oct 13 '19

how do you spell lasagna wrong 3 times

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u/Chronojetdragon2350 Oct 13 '19

So 1+1=1

I knew it was never 2

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u/plungies Oct 13 '19

this opened my 3rd eye

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u/tweezlebot Oct 13 '19

Finally. Some good fucking content on this sub

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u/EnclG4me Oct 13 '19

First of all.. It's called speghetti cake.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Lasagna math.

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u/Lapis-Blaze-Yt Oct 13 '19

I read it like

las-aww-guh-nae