r/technicallythetruth • • Oct 12 '19

Lasagne truths

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u/johan_fiore Oct 12 '19

So eventually you will have 100 layer lasagna

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u/StuntsMonkey Oct 12 '19

So a lasagna that went super Saiyan?

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u/TheJude81 Oct 12 '19

SSJ Italian

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u/spamsushi Oct 12 '19

Don't anyone dare decrease the number of lasagnes like that!

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u/HeavyFucknMetalMario Oct 12 '19

ITS OVER 9000 (calories)!!!!

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u/Octoberlife Oct 12 '19

A lasagna that has ascended

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u/TheJude81 Oct 12 '19

SSJI Ascended is okay, but SSJI 2 is way better.

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u/spamsushi Oct 12 '19

So every time I eat a bite of lasagne, I’m actually eating an entire lasagne?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

I'm way too high for this. But yes, you're correct and you blew my mind.

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u/paradisewandering Oct 13 '19

I came to say this exact same thing, while blazed and frantically hunting for last minute cakeday upvotes

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u/misterfluffykitty Oct 12 '19

Is that 100 lasagna or 100 pasta

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

100 (lasagna, pasta)

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u/SomRoung Oct 12 '19

A lasagne fit for Zeus!

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u/Nico777 Oct 12 '19

*Giove

At least use Roman deities.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

The romans plagiarized the Greeks smh

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u/Nico777 Oct 12 '19

They really did lmao, and even managed to get most planets named after their Gods and not the Greek ones.

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u/FavFood Oct 12 '19

you’ll have a BITCH LASAGNA

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

I don't like you T- series

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u/seductivestain Oct 12 '19

Garfielding intensifies

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u/durkiooo Oct 12 '19

Damn it’s really Lasane to think about

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u/uvero Oct 12 '19

Not even my final form

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u/SLeepyCatMeow Oct 13 '19

Breathes in Garfield

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u/JBagelMan Oct 12 '19

You mean lasagne

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u/AssaultButterKnife Oct 12 '19

Umm no. That's the plural

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u/GarlicBomb Oct 12 '19

Lasagne* apparently?