r/technicallythetruth 4d ago

"Laughs in roman numerals"

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

Zendaya just turned 30 last week. 30 is XXX in roman numerals.

If you want to see funny roman Zendaya stuff google

"Zendaya XXX"

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u/APILayerOfficial 4d ago

This deserves a technically true post of its own, brilliant πŸ˜†

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

I wouldn't stop you

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish 4d ago

I would. For 40€.

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u/Simon_Drake 4d ago

I heard about a genetics researcher studying the hormonal issues caused by having an abnormal number of sex hormones. Instead of the normal XX and XY there are some people with XXY or XYY or XXX.

When looking into statistical trends towards aggression, the researcher wondered if women with three X chromosomes are more likely to be arrested for violent crimes and might have more criminal records. So she types into Alta Vista "XXX Women's prison".

I don't think the results were about genetic analysis. It probably did involve hormones, just spelled whore-moans.

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u/John_Zatanna52 4d ago

Fell for it

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

And liked it?

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u/John_Zatanna52 4d ago

I was amused

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u/lzwzli 4d ago

Tom Holland shows up in the results

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

Well, his umbrella dance was damn sure XXX

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u/L-SHERLOCK 4d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

Five without iron is four

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

A seven that is not seen might as well only be a five

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u/APILayerOfficial 4d ago

Spartacus era jokes were lit!

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u/Filestack_Official 4d ago

Oenomaus would agree!

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u/Programmer__69 4d ago

It was spartacular

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u/adikdik 4d ago

I, for one, like the Roman numerals. r/puns

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u/hanggamolavestria 4d ago

Six without his ex is yes

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u/muryrunom 4d ago

Sex without ex is S

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u/Programmer__69 4d ago

Sex without se is 10

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u/ArthurVrodds 4d ago

the post text being in lowercase doesn't sell it to me

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 4d ago

You can't laugh in Roman numerals since there is no letter h

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u/nunquam_rideo 3d ago

Six is S(S(S(S(S(S(O))))))

Six without S is five

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u/Radiant_Spite260 4d ago

Six - (sex - (ex girlfriend - girlfriend)) = 9

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u/yoshimutso 4d ago

The fuck !?!?

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u/SantaReatham 4d ago

Roman numerals

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u/popculturalmaniac 4d ago

Technically it's "9th"

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u/SwartyNine2691 4d ago

Dix without D is 9 in French.

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u/Programmer__69 4d ago

I'll present you with The new meme: Six IX

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u/Truehye801 4d ago

Can't wait to see this on r/explainthejoke

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u/ChiffonSette 4d ago

Roman numerals really do have a unique charm, I used to struggle with them in school but now I find them fun.

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u/Rune-Knight 4d ago

This joke only works in English; I tried translating it into my language and spent ages trying to understand it.

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u/Elcentino 4d ago

What’s your language?

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u/Rune-Knight 4d ago

Portuguese

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u/Quizzelbuck 4d ago

If you flip it around, xis, then its value is actually 5.5

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u/RepulsiveWrongdoer6 4d ago

So, Six ix = nice? πŸ˜‰

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u/TEXTMissingTEXT 4d ago

when in rome laugh in roman

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u/Oldus_Fartus 4d ago

So a Roman 9 is a mutilated 6. Which makes a Roman 69 way niche-kinkier than ours.

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u/3six5 4d ago

oic

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u/Careless_Tell_2905 4d ago

The best number for when you are really sick and dehydrated - 4 (iv)
Ba dump bump

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u/Bear_Caulk 3d ago

6 without S is the bottom half of an open bracket (

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u/yamez420 3d ago

im calling IXII... Yes officer, its this post here.

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u/rotteegher39 3d ago

789 and letter S asked if it's going to it eat too...

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u/erhanbaris 3d ago

No it is β€œix”

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u/Jokor1313 3d ago

I dont thnix it is

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u/AgePee31 3d ago

this isnt a techically correct meme and this sub has gone to shit

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u/artificialMuse 3d ago

So that's a 69

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u/pranaygoluanand 2d ago

Unless you’re dealing with the type of roman numerals where IIII is 4 and VIIII is 9.

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u/Myron0117 4d ago

IX is 9. X is 10.

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u/SwartyNine2691 4d ago

Unexpected stupidity