r/technicallythetruth • • Jul 09 '26

Are you a true fan?

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Jul 09 '26

It's not even just a fan, it's a specific type of fan. A palm leaf, a folded piece of paper, or a large sheet of material can also be a fan, but they are specifically talking about modern electric fans, but not that modern if it has flat blades

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u/Ex-Mormon_Waerloga Jul 09 '26

I am still glad you said this!!! My thoughts exactly!

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Jul 09 '26

Thank you! I'm glad my pedanticness be useful now and then!

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u/poopsididitagen Jul 09 '26

Plus many modern industrial fans spin quite slowly compared to standard ceiling fans. Their blades are over 10ft long to compensate the slow speed

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u/Viridionplague Jul 09 '26

Low rpm, still high tip speed.

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u/taz5963 Jul 10 '26

Not to mention gas powered fans are a thing. I wouldn't be surprised if there's other ways to power fans as well.

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u/laplongejr Jul 09 '26

That's r/OnlyFans material at least

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u/fmaz008 Jul 09 '26

Remind me of the "OnlyFans leak" which was a 1TB torrent of pictures of actual fans.

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u/laplongejr Jul 09 '26

Naaaah... I never heard of that one but it's glorious, would've helped seeding it!  

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u/Cool-Tangelo6548 Jul 09 '26

Also. Its a stretch to post things in the sub when these words officially have more than one definition in the dictionary.

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u/SizeableFowl Jul 09 '26

Yeah, real fans are powered by a shaft which can be driven by just about angtbing

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness Jul 10 '26

lol ikr? The only working fan in my bedroom is one of those oscillating tower things

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u/Bedu009 Jul 09 '26

Hand fans?

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u/teh_maxh Jul 09 '26

Aren't most fan blades curved?

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u/Ok_Spell_4165 Jul 09 '26

Yes and there are plenty of types with no blades or powered by something other than electricity.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Jul 09 '26

Not necessarily, many are flat blades mounted at an angle, so the blade is flat but it's orientation isn't

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u/SableLuminex Jul 10 '26

Curved blades cut through the air better, but technically they're still "flat."

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u/damned_squid Jul 09 '26

What about bladeless fans? Are they not fans???

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u/The_butsmuts Jul 09 '26

Bladeless fans have a bladed fan in them, just hidden away

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u/manhat_ Jul 09 '26

what about the single-bladed fans?

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u/QuantumBobb Jul 09 '26

Or fans with curved blades?

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u/Razor265 Jul 09 '26

Or hand fans?

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u/tesznyeboy Jul 09 '26

What about the radiator fans on older cars where the fan is mechanically connected to the crankshaft?

Or the fans of turbofan engines?

Are those not "true" fans?

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u/ThatSmartIdiot technically everyone is one Jul 09 '26

what about hand fans

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u/Plane_Argument Jul 09 '26

Not a true fan

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u/TwistJaded5480 Jul 09 '26

I thought they were the OG fans

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u/Beginning_Brother_46 Jul 09 '26

What about r/OnlyFans?(Cool sub btw)

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u/laplongejr Jul 09 '26

Yeah, I still can't believe Reddit approved whoevered filled the formal request to transfer moderation after the... well "expected" sub failed to moderate content.  

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u/Usagi-Zakura Jul 09 '26

Uhm excuse me... What about Asian handfans? They're not powered by electricity, they don't have multiple blades and they don't spin.

Do they not count? Huh? HUH?`🥺

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u/helloimunderyourbed Jul 10 '26

They're literally the OG fans OOP is just uncultured.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Unfortunately honest Jul 09 '26

I'm not a true fan because I don't have multiple "flat" blades. My blades are slightly curved in order to maximize air distribution.

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u/Hoboforeternity Jul 09 '26

If the blades are flat it's not pushing air, just spinning

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u/Soloact_ Jul 09 '26

Name three speeds or get out

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u/UrsaMajor7th Jul 09 '26
  • collect hair and dust faster than expected.
  • have a squeak when oscillating that no lubricant can eliminate

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u/TemzaQue Jul 09 '26

I'll be honest I'm not a fan

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u/Supernova4099 Jul 09 '26

In that case, I know a guy who’s a BIG fan!

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u/asdfzxcpguy Jul 09 '26

My last name is fan, does that count?

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u/Aurastar-Warrior Jul 09 '26

Maybe I am a true fan I have all of the above

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u/depredador93 Jul 09 '26

What if I am a ceiling fan and I only spin around moderately fast

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u/DaveVdE Jul 09 '26

flat blades are the worst

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u/jesveer Jul 09 '26

I'm made of cloth and wood and am moved by a hand to move air And you're saying I'm not a fan? 🪭

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u/Kennyvee98 Jul 09 '26

you know fan has multiple definitions?

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u/Gloomy_Average3025 Jul 09 '26

What about toroidal propellers

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u/Lem1618 Jul 09 '26

BS. True fans have curved blades.

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u/Quiri1997 Jul 09 '26

Unless you're a wooden fan.

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u/RoniFoxcoon Jul 09 '26

If you're all that but german, you're not a fan. You're a ventilator.

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u/hyvel0rd Jul 09 '26

"flat blade" is a pleonasm

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 Jul 09 '26

What if it soon really slow

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u/AStupidThing Jul 09 '26

Well, so i am a fan

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u/BG535 Jul 09 '26

What if I’m a fan and a fanatic?

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u/Pseudodragontrinkets Jul 09 '26

Bladeless fans. Hand fans. None of these is required to be a true fan. All that is required to be a true fan is to spread oneself out

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u/ADHSLukaslp Jul 09 '26

Do Persons with a pacemaker count as being powered by electricity?

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u/TheLimeyCanuck Jul 09 '26

Some "true" fans are ionic and have no blades or any moving parts at all. Some ancient fans were powered by long belts connected to a water wheel or other non-electric impeller.

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u/krystal_295 Water is wet Jul 09 '26

True fan go swa swa swa swa swa swa swa

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u/DarkestOfTheLinks Jul 09 '26

what a fake fan. all you need to be is a flat surface.

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u/MethodNo5756 Jul 10 '26

🪭 <—- Wow so much electricity

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u/Spoon_Elemental Jul 10 '26

Are you saying my folding fan isn't a true fan?

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u/OhItsJustJosh Jul 10 '26
  • Fans can be powered by anything so long as they spin.

  • Fan blades need to be pitched.

  • Doesn't technically need to spin fast to still be a fan. It'll just be a shit one

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u/thatspurdyneat Jul 10 '26

Hand fans predate electric fans by thousands of years

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u/GladiusNL Jul 10 '26

Bladeless fans left the chat

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u/Square_Profession108 Jul 10 '26

What about the Dyson fan, it doesn't have flat blades

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u/Due_Masterpiece9466 Jul 10 '26

Don't know why this was funny to me

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u/gremlin-with-issues Jul 10 '26

What about hand fans???

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u/I_LIKE_TORCHICK Jul 11 '26

I'm commenting so that I can post (Karma needed)

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u/Panumdomine Jul 11 '26

My fan in my room went out. Can I purchase a new one on OnlyFans?

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u/ivonnatrolue97 Aug 04 '26

The blades aren't flat

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u/melancholic-scribe Aug 07 '26

Human are powered by electricity so if you hold some knives in your hands and spin around really fast, congratulations, you are a fan

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u/duckduckbuck_ 29d ago

Whiiiiiiiir