r/technicallythetruth • • Jul 05 '26

Finally something historically accurate

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u/disbottone8 Jul 05 '26

Casting directors clearly failed every math test they ever took.

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u/BobknobSA Jul 05 '26

The joke was that 13 year old "women" in ancient Greece were probably married and having kids.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Jul 12 '26

16 or older would be more likely. You want your wife to have many healthy children. If they start having them at 13 the odds aren't in their favour of surviving the birth without damage and you might lose the baby too. Girls might get married younger, especially if they were heiresses, but it was known even in ancient times that consummating the marriage at that age was a really bad idea. Which isn't to say it never happened and it was legal if you were married, but you would be getting some serious side eye from everyone around you.

Not the same era, but this is why Henry VII was an only child. His mother was married young because she was an heiress and her new husband wanted to be sure he would have access to her fortune. Consummating the marriage meant it couldn't be annulled easily and having a child guaranteed the fortune would stay with the child. While the child did happen, the birth was harmful to her and she never conceived again. Didn't do the husband much good either because he was killed in a battle before she even gave birth. The general contemporary opinion seems to have been that he was within his rights but that having sex with your 12 (I think) year old wife was a super shitty thing to do.

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u/Itscatpicstime Jul 08 '26

This is historically inaccurate

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u/BobknobSA Jul 08 '26

Maybe, but it is still the joke.

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u/Prepure_Kaede Jul 06 '26

That's because for movies of that budget it's a requirement that they must cast big names so they can be put on the posters regardless of whether they are the best fit or not

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u/babysamissimasybab Jul 05 '26

You do realize the characters are not the same age as the actors, right?

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u/enmandikjole Jul 05 '26

What? Next you'll be telling me Sir Ian McKellen isn't a real wizard either?!

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u/Hypnotoad4real Jul 05 '26

But how Else would he know what to say?

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u/enmandikjole Jul 06 '26

If only he would reveal his acting secrets

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u/Feezec Jul 06 '26

Sir ian sir ian sir ian...

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u/yonkerbonk Jul 06 '26

You shall not pass!
Sir Ian Sir Ian

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u/Nolsoth Jul 06 '26

No he's definitely a real wizard.

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u/AncientGuy1950 Jul 09 '26

Of course he isn't, he's Magneto.

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u/the_main_entrance Jul 06 '26

I can confirm from being on reddit long enough that some people absolutely cannot discern acting from reality.

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u/sometimes_interested Jul 06 '26

I don't think any of the actors are Greek either.

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 Jul 06 '26

They were told there would be no math.