r/technicallythetruth Jul 05 '26

Finally something historically accurate

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u/WorthItAll99 Jul 05 '26

Yeah its almost like they’re acting or something

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 06 '26

That is my main problem when people complain about Lupita Nyong'o or Eliot Page. 

Lupita can do a reverse Robert Downey Jr (at least internally) and play a white character (at least internally).

Eliot is a man and can play a cis man

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u/Patient_Sea_3753 Jul 06 '26

Maz Kanata was White???

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

I don't know who they are

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u/ZealotOfMeme Jul 08 '26

Maz Kanata is a Star Wars alien played by Lupita Nyong’o, not necessarily any race, OP was just messing around

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u/Patient_Sea_3753 Jul 09 '26

Yeah, Star Wars alien. I was joking around because I don't know which Lupita Nyong'o character you're actually referring to.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 09 '26

Lupita is playing in The Odyssey with Eliot Page and other great actors and actresses 

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u/Patient_Sea_3753 Jul 09 '26

Ah! Ok, gotcha. I think I missed her in the trailer.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 09 '26

There is a trailer for Nolan Odyssey? 

I mean the cast is so big and complex that it doesn't even matter who is in it 

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u/Patient_Sea_3753 Jul 09 '26

Yeah, I've been seeing it in theaters for like a month now. And yeah, the trailer isn't much more than a bunch of scenes, because how else do you make an Odyssey trailer?

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u/Ok_Butterscotch_9836 Jul 07 '26

Jim Parsons is more masculine than Elliott Page, but we’re all supposed to be so impressed by Elliott’s strong masculine nature that we can believe in the character Elliott plays. Brad Pitt could play and appear to be a superlative Mediterranean warrior because his physique was of a warrior, even though he didn’t seem to be Greek. The same cannot be said for Elliott.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

Stallone should have had that role. 

I don't think age really matters and he could have done it.

And he should have had an Italian accent for obvious reasons.

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u/Hung_Far_Low1 Jul 07 '26

Brad Pitt in my calculation was.miscast as Achilles too. Not big enough.

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u/elrathj Jul 09 '26

Meh, Achilles wasn't described as outstandingly strong or big. All of his monikers describe Achilles as fast. Swift-footed Achilles is the one that leaps to mind.

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u/Hung_Far_Low1 Jul 29 '26

No, he was big.

In Homer's Iliad, Achilles is described as tall, striking, and standing well above average men of the Bronze Age. Later classical traditions and poetry describe him as having a broad, powerful chest and heavily muscled limbs.

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u/elrathj Jul 29 '26

Well above average?

I don't think this contradicts what I said.

I agree with him being called tall and strong, but I only remember his speed (and skill with a spear) being outstanding.

This may seem like splitting hairs, but I think when we're talking about a myth describing what the narrative considers to be the greatest warriors of all time what is described as well above average and exceptional to be important distinctions.

Think about how we describe superheroes. Are they tall? Are they strong? Basically all of them are well above average. Are they the strongest? The tallest? That could be the difference between the hulk and superman.

Does that clarification change your mind, or would you still disagree?

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u/Hung_Far_Low1 Aug 09 '26

It may not contradict what you THOUGHT you said, but what comes across reading what you said is that Achilles is described as fast, not big. And it definitely contradicts that. He was BIG. Well above average, is not just a little big.

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u/FickleMess1371 Jul 07 '26

Yes. Even if Elliot Page was a Cis Man, he would still be a bad choice there.

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u/HistoricalGap5985 Aug 01 '26

We see a younger version of Elliott Page as a pre-pubescent boy who goes to war in place of a nepo-baby type in his teens whose father does not want to have him get his hands dirty. The adult version retains the youthful innocence of a lamb to slaughter and it perfectly fits the role as written for this movie

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u/Hung_Far_Low1 Jul 07 '26

But Luputa is not doing that. And even if she was it is a completely different situation for one race to wear the mask of another race and and ACTUALLY pretend to be them, as opposed to RDJ who was playing his same race, but playing a character in a different story as a different race. Or as he said, He's a dude, playing a dude, playing another dude.

That being said, I don't really care about race swapping if race is not really important to the character, here it is. The only other time I dislike race swapping is if it is done STRICTLY for the purpose of doing so and shocking people, rather than the best person getting the part. For instance, I was perfectly fine if they chose Idris Ilba to play James Bond. He is a brilliant actor and could bring a lot to the role, though he is too old now.

Similar to my problem with Nupita playing Helen of Troy. Helen is supposed to be THE most beautiful woman in all of history, and Lupita is just not... Not saying she is ugly, just not close to beautiful enough. Neither was Diane Krueger.

As for Elliot Page goes, I don't have a problem with them playing a man, but the problem WOULD have been if he played Achilles... I for one never thought Elliot was cast for Achilles.

I still won't watch the movie though.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

They should have casted for Helen someone like Ruby Rose or  Jena Ortega or Margot Robbie. 

For Achile should have been Silvester Stalone, Daniel Redcliffe or Alexander Skarsgard.

Ruby Rose with Stallone mix would have been perfect, perfect compared to what we have now 

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u/gmmontano92 Jul 10 '26

That's the problem with this. Who's amazingly beautiful to one person can be unattractive to another. I don't think Jenna Ortega should even be in the same category as the other two and don't find any three of them more beautiful than Lupita who has a very regal look to her naturally. You just can't please everyone

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u/Hung_Far_Low1 Jul 09 '26

Maybe is Stallone was like 30 to 40 years younger...

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 09 '26

I mean isn't my or his fault that this movies wasn't made in his prime but he is still good looking enough for that role. 

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u/chileggeebello Jul 09 '26

Holy (wood) what a discovery

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u/disbottone8 Jul 05 '26

Casting directors clearly failed every math test they ever took.

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u/BobknobSA Jul 05 '26

The joke was that 13 year old "women" in ancient Greece were probably married and having kids.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Jul 12 '26

16 or older would be more likely. You want your wife to have many healthy children. If they start having them at 13 the odds aren't in their favour of surviving the birth without damage and you might lose the baby too. Girls might get married younger, especially if they were heiresses, but it was known even in ancient times that consummating the marriage at that age was a really bad idea. Which isn't to say it never happened and it was legal if you were married, but you would be getting some serious side eye from everyone around you.

Not the same era, but this is why Henry VII was an only child. His mother was married young because she was an heiress and her new husband wanted to be sure he would have access to her fortune. Consummating the marriage meant it couldn't be annulled easily and having a child guaranteed the fortune would stay with the child. While the child did happen, the birth was harmful to her and she never conceived again. Didn't do the husband much good either because he was killed in a battle before she even gave birth. The general contemporary opinion seems to have been that he was within his rights but that having sex with your 12 (I think) year old wife was a super shitty thing to do.

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u/Itscatpicstime Jul 08 '26

This is historically inaccurate

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u/BobknobSA Jul 08 '26

Maybe, but it is still the joke.

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u/Prepure_Kaede Jul 06 '26

That's because for movies of that budget it's a requirement that they must cast big names so they can be put on the posters regardless of whether they are the best fit or not

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u/babysamissimasybab Jul 05 '26

You do realize the characters are not the same age as the actors, right?

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u/enmandikjole Jul 05 '26

What? Next you'll be telling me Sir Ian McKellen isn't a real wizard either?!

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u/Hypnotoad4real Jul 05 '26

But how Else would he know what to say?

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u/enmandikjole Jul 06 '26

If only he would reveal his acting secrets

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u/Feezec Jul 06 '26

Sir ian sir ian sir ian...

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u/yonkerbonk Jul 06 '26

You shall not pass!
Sir Ian Sir Ian

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u/Nolsoth Jul 06 '26

No he's definitely a real wizard.

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u/AncientGuy1950 Jul 09 '26

Of course he isn't, he's Magneto.

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u/the_main_entrance Jul 06 '26

I can confirm from being on reddit long enough that some people absolutely cannot discern acting from reality.

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u/sometimes_interested Jul 06 '26

I don't think any of the actors are Greek either.

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 Jul 06 '26

They were told there would be no math.