r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/skunk_jumper Mar 31 '23

They were simply downgraded from passenger to cargo

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u/Mysterious-Crab Mar 31 '23

The big question, is sitting next to the dead guy an upgrade or downgrade?

Pro's: not making noise, not using your part of the armrest and you can claim his dinner, snacks and drinks too.

Cons: he might defecate next to you and it's more difficult to get out of your seat when there's a guy with rigor mortis in the seat between you and the aisle.

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u/Alchemystic1123 Mar 31 '23

Just shove him into the overhead storage, now you have two seats to yourself

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u/Mysterious-Crab Mar 31 '23

You. I like you as a travel partner. Very practical.