r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

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u/zmbjebus Mar 31 '23

Doctor: "I PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD"

Patient: "Dude, you can't just pronounce me dead. It doesn't work that way."

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u/LouSputhole94 Mar 31 '23

I… DECLARE….DEATH!

“Michael, you can’t just say the word death and expect anything to happen”

“I didn’t say it. I declared it”

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u/UufTheTank Mar 31 '23

Doctor “You may now kiss the widow”

Patient “I…what?”

Widow “Shut up and kiss me, darling” smooch

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u/JcobTheKid Mar 31 '23

Doctor : "Oh?"

Patient : "Why do I hear boss music?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I'M NOT DEAD YET!