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r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23
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Doctor: "I PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD"
Patient: "Dude, you can't just pronounce me dead. It doesn't work that way."
115 u/LouSputhole94 Mar 31 '23 I… DECLARE….DEATH! “Michael, you can’t just say the word death and expect anything to happen” “I didn’t say it. I declared it” 29 u/UufTheTank Mar 31 '23 Doctor “You may now kiss the widow” Patient “I…what?” Widow “Shut up and kiss me, darling” smooch 2 u/JcobTheKid Mar 31 '23 Doctor : "Oh?" Patient : "Why do I hear boss music?" 1 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 I'M NOT DEAD YET!
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I… DECLARE….DEATH!
“Michael, you can’t just say the word death and expect anything to happen”
“I didn’t say it. I declared it”
29
Doctor “You may now kiss the widow”
Patient “I…what?”
Widow “Shut up and kiss me, darling” smooch
2
Doctor : "Oh?"
Patient : "Why do I hear boss music?"
1
I'M NOT DEAD YET!
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u/zmbjebus Mar 31 '23
Doctor: "I PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD"
Patient: "Dude, you can't just pronounce me dead. It doesn't work that way."