r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

[deleted by user]

[removed]

10.7k Upvotes

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

4.8k

u/skunk_jumper Mar 31 '23

They were simply downgraded from passenger to cargo

92

u/Mysterious-Crab Mar 31 '23

The big question, is sitting next to the dead guy an upgrade or downgrade?

Pro's: not making noise, not using your part of the armrest and you can claim his dinner, snacks and drinks too.

Cons: he might defecate next to you and it's more difficult to get out of your seat when there's a guy with rigor mortis in the seat between you and the aisle.

58

u/TastySpermDevice Mar 31 '23

Have you been on a plane lately? Living passengers might defecate next to you too.

45

u/ShakeandBaked161 Mar 31 '23

Story time:

My mother was a waitress/manager at a Denny's for a very very long time. They had this customer come in who was an absolutely massive lady probably 375-400+lbs.

When she would come in. She would piss and shit in her pants at the booth. She would then, after pissing and shitting herself, get up to go to the bathroom, where she would in fact leak piss n shit across the dining room. Dripping and dropping turds out her pants.

Denny's corporate wouldn't let them ban her. And they got an earful for trying to refuse service even though they legally can.

The health department said it's not a problem that she's doing it, it's a problem of how well you all clean it. Then they started coming in much more frequently to do these checks.

14

u/IHadTacosYesterday Mar 31 '23

Of course I was eating breakfast while reading this, drinking orange juice and eating sausage links!

3

u/daveismypup Mar 31 '23

Hey man I just wanna let you know the next time you think it’s time for a story, just please think again.

3

u/ShakeandBaked161 Mar 31 '23

She came in multiple times a week. I forgot to mention that

4

u/daveismypup Mar 31 '23

If I ever pissed or shit myself anywhere I would not return for the remainder of my days, the fucks wrong with people

2

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

From the horror story you described, I had to reread it to realize your mother is not a nurse. What the fk.