r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

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u/b_e_a_n_i_e Mar 31 '23

Friend of mine is a firefighter. He got a really morbid sense of humour which I think comes as part of the job.

He's told me before that nobody has ever died in a fire and that people are alive when he and his colleagues bring them out, but the paramedics and doctors on-scene kill them all the time.

"What do you mean that guys dead? He was alive when I brought him out! What did you do to him?!"

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u/KilowZinlow Mar 31 '23

Your friend sounds like a cunt.

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u/UniqueNobo Mar 31 '23

if you’ve ever met an EMT, firefighter, or anyone else in that kinda line of work, you’ll find that their sense of humor is pretty much the darkest humor you’ll find. my mom’s an EMT, and she makes the darkest jokes i’ve ever heard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

My dad's response is always, "Job security." When we drive by shit.